Day 1? That faggot is so queer that he can see a bag of dicks three days before it happens. Not buying the one day bullshit. If he knew that train was full of dicks, he’d be the flaming Nostradamus of Jesse James
Pete is old fashion, he prefers to get his stool pushed in versus pushing in someone else's stool. Now to speak about seating manners at the dinner table where he has similar preferences.
If it was a train full of "women" with dicks Pete would've been there within the hour, half-hour if it had derailed in a Dem town. The Left truly has sold out entirely to their ideology, the few principles they once had are meaningless to them when it involves anything remotely similar being civil to a political adversary. This is identity politics, Marx style, where their identity was derived from. their politics.
We will call the train wrecks Andrew Gillums from now on. Obviously too much cargo to take those curves, even with multiple locomotives like Pete leading the way pushing hard both at once. Maybe Will Smith was the conductor too, it would make more sense than the bs we’re hearing.
They let this pedo adopt a baby.
He 100% needs to be investigated. His faggy mayor friend just got busted for kiddie porn. Pete is definitely sexually abusing his adopted baby
Babies plural. He got TWO babies.
Gave them preference in line over actual straight couples.
No doubt they are sexually abusing that child. These people are psychopaths.
They let Grenell be the first faggot in the cabinet and he’s a pedo. No one cares.
He probably drags his ball sack across the baby's face every single day for pleasure.
Day 1? That faggot is so queer that he can see a bag of dicks three days before it happens. Not buying the one day bullshit. If he knew that train was full of dicks, he’d be the flaming Nostradamus of Jesse James
Holy shit, my sides bro. I haven't laughed that hard in ten years.
He works for the train full of dicks.
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He'd disguise himself as a railway tunnel. 🍩🚄
Not if Grenell got there first.
He would have been IN the train …….
In it and at the front.
Whenever Mayor Pete is in a headline. I always picture hot dogs falling on his face, in slow motion.
Probably viennas at that
You might have some deep seeded issues that need resolving
We're talking about Mayor Pete Bootygig, did you mean to say, "deep seated?"
The Disaster Faggot.
He thought he was being hired as the TrainsRanOn Secretary.
But then there would have been a massive BootyFudge spill.
Another great caption would be “I only got this job because I suck cock”. That would be an effective meme.
It would work for basically any of them at this point.
They put their dicks in each other's assholes where the poop comes out. How did that ever become acceptable in society?
There's a joke in there somewhere.
I read once that many of these sick fucks are obsessed with shit. Disgusting people.
The only train he is interested in is the one of various cocks going into his rectum.
Pete is old fashion, he prefers to get his stool pushed in versus pushing in someone else's stool. Now to speak about seating manners at the dinner table where he has similar preferences.
Rainbow dildos getting wrecked would be a reason for Peter to cry racisims
He has his "gag" perfected.
Would've insisted on personally inspecting every single dick
It it was a train full of little boys...
A train full of dicks on little boys. Pete is a definite pedophile and groomer!
They should have told him that the chemicals on the train were primarily used to make dildos.
If it was a train full of "women" with dicks Pete would've been there within the hour, half-hour if it had derailed in a Dem town. The Left truly has sold out entirely to their ideology, the few principles they once had are meaningless to them when it involves anything remotely similar being civil to a political adversary. This is identity politics, Marx style, where their identity was derived from. their politics.
We will call the train wrecks Andrew Gillums from now on. Obviously too much cargo to take those curves, even with multiple locomotives like Pete leading the way pushing hard both at once. Maybe Will Smith was the conductor too, it would make more sense than the bs we’re hearing.
He'd of ran the train.. or more likely the train would've been ran on him.
Goddamn he's such a gay faggot
can't spell incompetent without pete
That's why he works in D.C..
HI, I'm Pete BootyFudge, and I approve this message.
Too bad Pedo Peter is taken. Trainwreck Pete works I guess.
Peter Puffer
Probably would have checked the caboose first, too.
You need to cross post this in Funny, because this is the funniest thing I've seen all day!
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