The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
Yo, you're in for a treat, so hang on to your seat
Get ready for adventure and remarkable feats
You'll meet Koopa, the Troopas, the Princess, and the others
Hangin' with the plumbers, you'll be hooked on the brothers!
To the bridge!
Uh, uh!
I said-a h-h-h-h-hooked on the brothers!
The brothers!
The brothers!
We don’t need age limits. We need cognitive ability tests. We shouldn’t just be filtering for people who are too old. We should be filtering for people who are too dumb.
McConnell has the best doctors so he could be heathy for a long time. Usually the people who die faster are those who can't get the hip surgery after the break and are bound to a walker.
Satan isn't really friends with humans. They're more of his pawns that when the time comes he enjoys seeing die before they get taken away by his fallen angels for their eternal punishment.
if I got told that all these crook fucks could die but in order to do that would have to listen only to Justin Bieber music for the rest of my life, that's chance a would take.
How long was he stuck on his back? 🐢
Beat me to it lol.
He is experiencing shell shock.
He had a turtle head poking out during the fall.
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Waddle Waddle diaper full throttled
Wait did he just join the boot club?
The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
The Madd Shitter?
I heard he flopped into it
No way Nadler dropped anything solid. Did you see the way he was walking?
Nadler was pure liquid, the turtle is referencing cuck McConnell.
All that pizza
Asking the important questions, pede.
I literally came here to say who gives a fuck because he will be fine.
Your comment makes this post gold!! Thanks for turning it around.. best laugh today!
Hopefully long enough to become roadkill
Don't care about bad karma hope fucker falls rest of way to hell.
Not bad karma to wish a demon to hell. Say hi to John McCain when you get there Mitch.
Kek
Both singing like a bird
My money says it isn't a fall and he is joining the black eye club.
My first thought too.
“exercise band”
exactly my first thought
Already been initiated
Dude straight up looks like a demon in a flesh suit. https://pic8.co/sh/Fth2Ew.jpg
You've never seen a demon.
I hope he's alright... so that he can stand trial for treason. When he's convicted, he can hang.
I hope he's half alright. In excruciating pain, but fit to stand trial.
Patriots have been waiting and waiting and waiting…
Going to be difficult to hang Mitch McConnell - he will just retract his head into his shell!
If he’s upside down we can send in the Italian plumbers to finish the job.
Yo, you're in for a treat, so hang on to your seat Get ready for adventure and remarkable feats You'll meet Koopa, the Troopas, the Princess, and the others Hangin' with the plumbers, you'll be hooked on the brothers! To the bridge!
Uh, uh!
I said-a h-h-h-h-hooked on the brothers! The brothers! The brothers!
Apparently some fags don't know who the Mario Brothers are.
Haw!
This guy gets it... best comment I've read on this site
Note to all: I am going to upvote every single person who posts about this.
but less ghey.
At the time of this response ser, you have 69 likes. Nice.
The Trump curse is real.
The real question is: was Trump golfing nearby?
Must've been that damn fire extinguisher.
Last year that hotel was the Trump International Hotel. Trump sold it a year ago.
Please die
At that age a broken his usually means about 6 months left to live because you lose mobility and sitting around takes you down.
A fitting end for a scum bag. Tell you one thing, I'll never vote against Trump, no one know how far a reach that curse has.
Age limits for Congress when?
We don’t need age limits. We need cognitive ability tests. We shouldn’t just be filtering for people who are too old. We should be filtering for people who are too dumb.
We need term limits.
Yeah. Depends on what kind of fall. My friend lived 3 years past his and he was around Turtles age.
McConnell has the best doctors so he could be heathy for a long time. Usually the people who die faster are those who can't get the hip surgery after the break and are bound to a walker.
Not if you're well off.
at least you said PLEASE
:-)
If he is on that path, I fully expect him to take his sweet time like McCain.
I heard the old bastard fell and hit his head on a marble table.. broke the table and caused him no injury.
Oh no that sucks. Is he going to be bunk mates with Fetterman and Feinstein?
Slow and steady loses the race you commie turtle faggot.
I have 0 sympathy for a uniparty shill
Too bad he wasn't morguelized
If you have to be hospitalized after a "fall", you are too old to be a congressman
Oh no, an evil democrat skinned his knee. Tough crap.
Did Killary push him?
He must have failed Satan in some way or got near the end of his usefulness. No dog treat for him today.
Why? They are best friends. Partners in crime, as it were.
Satan isn't really friends with humans. They're more of his pawns that when the time comes he enjoys seeing die before they get taken away by his fallen angels for their eternal punishment.
Why would she tip over her secret BFF?
Demons don't really have friends
My sympathy of him is less then Zero. I feel more sorry of the floor because it got Mitch McConnell All over it.
He slipped on Piglosi's trail of slime.
That was her husband's hammer lube
Kek!
Checking my pockets, desk, under the couch cushions, in the cabinets - nope. Fresh outta fucks to give.
I don't know, seems like pretty good news to me.
we all broke under Biden
so I agree with ran out of FUCKS to give!
we could have tons of fucks stashed away under Trump and not have to worry about loosing one.
Oh no. Anyways.
Hoping for a clot.
Pulled the Biden routine. Did he trip over a pile of Fang Fang's fentanyl stash or what?
GO KARMA!!! I hope he ate the sharp corner of a marble table, fucking cocksucker.
Die!
PULL THE FUCKING PLUG!
From the depths of my black dead heart I hope he dies
Being taken out to after stating he would block Xiden's tax push. Also to help with the incoming loss of Sloth.
To Bad.evil Sob 🤡
The hip the hip the hip hop hibby ya don't stop
I know a stair that is going to get resurfaced with marble and gold inlay, that's a good stair.
Let me guess, left leg in a boot as usual...
Let's Hope
He’s on my list of about 100 politicians that would be better dead than alive. May he die a painful death.
hope grim reaper visits some of them this year
if I got told that all these crook fucks could die but in order to do that would have to listen only to Justin Bieber music for the rest of my life, that's chance a would take.
What's the over/under on him coming back with a black eye?
Drop dead you old turtle faggot fuck
Are they putting a boot on him next?
Well, I guess he'll get the boot too.....hmmmmm, I wonder.....