Yep, whenever I have to communicate with these 'people' all I hear is indoctrinated Word Salad. No thinking, no thought, just Vegan Salad. Like their brains.
Unfortunately, I have to work with someone like this. As you said, no independent thought, they are always right, and could never make a mistake, and if you dare criticize them, it is some gobbledygook word salad trying to defend their insanity
The bosses at my job are like this whenever one of the diversity race hustlers speaks. They go from one catchphrase to another without saying anything.
Reminds me of when my son was working at an Amazon distribution center, and they hired a “covid safety team”. True story: my son and a girl were walking into the break room, and they were too close to each other. A covid safety chick (whom he described as a fat dyke) started blowing her whistle and shouting “6 FEET APART! 6 FEET APART!” There are metal guard rails close to the ground, to insure forklifts don’t get in the waking areas, and she was walking backwards for several feet as she yelled at them, tripped over one of the rails, smacked her head hard on the concrete, and fell unconscious. She had to be carried out of there and was never seen again.
You’re welcome! My son got lots of laughs in the break room that week, with jokes like “She should’ve stayed 6 feet from the ground” and “I guess we’ll see her next fall”
Risk officers are not supposed to "operate by consensus". They're supposed to say "This is a bad risk and you're not allowed to do it."
Woke is exactly the opposite of how a risk manager is supposed to behave.
Yes, well. It's a woman. She's governed by her emotions.
Let me guess she’s also divorced
But has LOTS of cats and "hobbies."
Yep, whenever I have to communicate with these 'people' all I hear is indoctrinated Word Salad. No thinking, no thought, just Vegan Salad. Like their brains.
Unfortunately, I have to work with someone like this. As you said, no independent thought, they are always right, and could never make a mistake, and if you dare criticize them, it is some gobbledygook word salad trying to defend their insanity
The bosses at my job are like this whenever one of the diversity race hustlers speaks. They go from one catchphrase to another without saying anything.
Reminds me of when my son was working at an Amazon distribution center, and they hired a “covid safety team”. True story: my son and a girl were walking into the break room, and they were too close to each other. A covid safety chick (whom he described as a fat dyke) started blowing her whistle and shouting “6 FEET APART! 6 FEET APART!” There are metal guard rails close to the ground, to insure forklifts don’t get in the waking areas, and she was walking backwards for several feet as she yelled at them, tripped over one of the rails, smacked her head hard on the concrete, and fell unconscious. She had to be carried out of there and was never seen again.
Aww, that's a heartwarming story, thanks Pede.
I envisioned the fat dyke wearing a one-piece Chinese communist uniform overall thing. <shrug>
You’re welcome! My son got lots of laughs in the break room that week, with jokes like “She should’ve stayed 6 feet from the ground” and “I guess we’ll see her next fall”
lol 👍
I love how they got way more injured "guarding against covid" than if they had just done nothing.
This should be a children's book.
😂
I bet the surveillance footage pure gold. If they ever released it it would go viral. Sadly, they are too cucked to do that.
Great story.
So, what’s the deal with ovaltine?
It clumps up, dammit. Stochastic Threat Ovaltine.
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should just call it Roundtine.
-Risk Management, circa 1994 1st edition.