2220 () posted 85 days ago by Range4harry 85 days ago by Range4harry +2223 / -3 364 comments share 364 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Good week to be a mortician.
I live around a lot of tall buildings, I might stay home today.
Park your car indoors if possible.
Hooo… that’s grim - but fair.
Bailing out customers is the same thing as bailing out the bank.
Let it all collapse so the criminals learn their lesson.
Ohio MUST Secede
That's what the globalists want, so they can use the bank crisis to usher in their one world digital currency.
Don't fall for the trap.
The trap is accepting bullshit instead of moving back away from fiat. Moving from one fiat to another would show utter lack of pattern recognition and if society bends that knee let it burn too. This is quite literally the last hill to die on
If society burns, so will you, and the New WOrld Order will get what they want.
I agree fiat is a bullshit scam, and we should be using gold backed currency, but you can't uproot a society that's been using fiat overnight. It takes time, in order to ensure people's wealth isn't lost.
Crypto is a scam
NOTE: BTC is NOT Bitcoin!
Read the whitepaper and learn why BCH is hated by the typical marxist scammer.
You have to get in the streets and demand your money. Hold everyone involved responsible
Exactly right. Free markets must have losers along with the winners. When something fails, it's because it wasn't working and should get out of the way for things that are working.
This whole bailout bullshit just rewards bad behavior and FORCES the rest of us to pay for it.
Or at least demand reparations. I dare say they have a far more legitimate claim than others who are demanding them.
Or just away from tall buildings.
Good advice for any day that ends in "y".
Small hats and tall buildings.
US market doing fine. EU not so much.
Take an umbrella.
Fuck that, wear a Prussian helmet!
Classic pre-depression garb
wear rain boots ...
And a condom if you're with Italian women.
Damn dude. Lol not enough could be said about this comment. I looked at her 1 night and the next morning she was pregnant. Italian women are no different then Spanish women. 1 and done. Lol
That… is a sliced cucumber… 🥀 😱
I dated a hot blooded Italian woman for 3 years, never once strapped up, and never got her pregnant… 😭
How many STD's did you get?
More like a 1/4" steel plate umbrella.
A regular umbrella will only help with the nearby splat drops.
you live in a high-rise?
Invest in brimstone-proof umbrellas.
If you have to go out, walk the street centerline. Probably safer there than on the sidewalk.
Hug the building wall. Most people jump out and land around where cars parallel park.
Not the Hefty ones
KeK - Terminal Velocity is just that, terminal.
But they usually cry more before jumping so if you see an isolated rain storm be aware.
The hefty ones reach a lower terminal velocity.
Hey, the word terminal is very appropriate there.
what time do the EU mkts close?
LMAO I laughed way too hard at this. Might want to put a trail cam on your roof to catch the action.
it's always a good week to be an accountant. knows where the bodies are buried
Vax will be working quicker on bankers this week
The under hit :-)
its been a good couple of years since the VAX rolled out
What is this?
The beginning of the second great depression.
We’re going to depress so much you’re going to be begging “Please Biden, I can’t take any more depression!”
For those looking for the answer to "What is this?"
When stocks have sudden drops/hikes, they are automatically halted temporarily. All these banking stocks are experiencing major drops.
AKA the stock market is a scam.
It is in ways, but not exactly because of this.
Scam implies that anyone can partake. I think a more accurate description would be “racket”.
prevents them from collapseing the broader market. looks to be working
Thank you. Most of us just wanted to know WTF this post means.
"Too bad, Jack. That's all we got." And then he proceeds to tongue fuck his ice cream scoop.
Remember Biden is still on the case, hard at work.
Walking into walls, trying to find a way past the wall, still walking into the wall, he'll find a way past the wall eventually.
Like a Sim whose actions are constantly being cancelled right as he is about to do something
srsly, dude, he could not even open the door after his 3 minute press conference
Yep hard at work destroying America.
you mean Jill&co is hard a work, joe isnt in charge of anything, including his faculties or himself in any way, literally someones hand up his ass working his mouth
So true. When I say Biden I really mean his Masters. He and his wife are nothing more than butt puppets.
Guess I should just type Biden Regime from now on unless referring to staircases, wondering around, and babbling new words.
You know it, I know it, everyone knows it.
I need to buy seeds and fert.
Or diesel and fertilizer <wink>
that stuff blows
Well, come on over to Sneed's feed and Seed! (Formerly Chuck's)
Is that Sam Hyde’s place? He can’t keep getting away with those discounts…
The depression to end all depressions
"I did that!"
We did it Joe!!
Username checks out.
Quick! Send $100 billion more to Ukraine!
That's the wrong way to look at it. People appreciate a positive spin on these things.
For example, instead of calling it "The beginning of the second great depression," which sounds very drab and colorless, instead try "The beginning of Mad Max for realsies". It sounds much more engaging for most readers, and they'll be more inclined to subscribe to your newsletter to learn more about crafting and survival in the apocalyptic future.
Assuming they can avoid the killer AI robots and engineered viruses, that is.
Welcome to Venezuela. You’ve lost all your savings due to corruption and inflation. But here is your free stick. What? No, not for firewood. It’s to use to put your pet down and feed it to your children.
Why not both?
"The beginning of the end for those who didn't stockpile supplies and ammunition, as they learn that food doesn't grow in supermarkets, access to safe drinking water has never been a 'guaranteed right', and we'd wish them luck in being homeless and desperate, but other people have been surviving on the streets for far longer and don't look kindly on competition, and they know damn well that nobody will care or start a manhunt looking for another missing vagrant when you inevitably vanish without a trace. Sorry, sorry, that was racist of me, I meant a xirhunt."
Oh, I'm about to put a gang together and seize a refinery. I won't be begging Max for gas and have to chase his big rig.
This is the build back better they manipulated the vote for, right here.
Gotta destroy to build.
We have the greatest depressions, don't we?
bank stocks getting crushed on the NYSE.
"Buy the dip!" Cramer probably.
Banks don't have any money to pay out to their depositors, but they'll find a way to pay Cramer to shill for them.
If currency isn't available, they'll compensate in kind(er)
This joke never gets old
Neither do the kids they strangle after fucking them.
"Banks are the best investment you can make! They can't fail!"
Correct. They literally cannot fail now that FDIC will bail them all out no matter what.
Correct. All that's left to fail is the dollar
“All of this has transpired according to my design” -Schwab
won't happen. IN GOD WE TRUST is not there just for kicks.
In God We Trust was added to money in the 50's as a statement against communism
So what’s your logic here? we can trust him to shield us from consequences of bad behavior?
If the govt takes the risk, it's going to take all the profits too. They'll nationalize the banks.
too big to fail
Not advice: Im buying. Never bet against American banks for the long term.
They auto halt trading on a stock if it drops a substantial certain percentage, is my WSB understanding.
WSB is to r/superstonks as r/TheDonald is to Patriots.win...
WSB is where the globalist thought controllers prevailed.
Trading halts are nominally made to "stop freefall", but if you carefully observe, they are used to control the financial narrative in the same way that globalist media halts on various news stories are used to control the news narrative.
the idea is to prevent panic selling like what occurred on Black Tuesday in 1929
It's not a good one.
Market manipulation leads to manipulated markets...
I can't believe people actually invest in such a rigged system. Imagine a crypto currency that allowed a central authority to halt trading the moment it started to lose substantial value. It's a ridiculous concept that is antithetical to a free market and just begs for corruption from the all-powerful central authority.
They allow (the illusion of) freedom just so long as you choose the way they wish.
And get this? All those prices there? You have absolutely no choice on what prices you'll buy or sell the stocks are until they change, so who decides what they change into when they're not subject to supply or demand? It's all rigged.
The craziest to me are how so many stocks don't pay dividends. The only value such stocks hold are that you can hopefully get some other sucker to pay more somewhere down the line.
I am reminded of all those tech companies that have never turned a profit, with "valuations" of billions of dollars. It is a farce.
Thanks for the response. Idk what WSB means lol
Wall Street Bets.
Wall Street Bets was once people memeing long shot bets and hoping to score big. Like a dude once used all of his college savings and got smoked. Posted to WSB and everybody had a laugh.
When GameStop stock made one guy a millionaire over the course of a year, the subreddit changed. It changed into people buying meme stocks hoping to do the same thing. People called the first guy insane, spending so much on GameStop stock while the market is trending to digital sales. The guy did his homework though. He saw physical copies of sports games were still very high and those come out every year. Every five or so years, we have new consoles anxmd you can't buy those digitally. A lot of people still go to gamestop to buy their consoles. He made a solid bet and won big.
Can confirm. I'm not sure the exact conditions on the NYSE, but the system is designed to stop trading for a period of time when there is no liquidity. It's designed to give participants time to figure out a fair price and rejoin the market.
The "everything is safe" propaganda needs time to sink in, phone calls have to be made, side "deals" have to be discussed, etc. See WSJ Online at this moment for details. According to them this is just a hiccup, a transient mild inconvenience that will soon pass. Ignore your lying eyes, everything is fine.
i think it is when a stock drops so much within a certain amount of time
The consequences of a stolen election. Hope you know how to grow your own food
"I'll eat my neighbor's ass!"
So did anyone actually answer your question? All I can find is half baked one-liners.
First time on the internet?
The fire rises.
Maybe Ukraine was the bank all along?
Money?>!?!? Zelensky has told us to send our children and nuclear armegeddon...
Finally! An actual solution!
help us Obi Wan Zelenskyy
Calm down, doctor. Now is not the time for fear. That comes later.
Was shutting down trading part of your plan?
Live from the white house: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oBx7Jg4m-o
did you eat Taco Bell or something?
Yuck! No way. The diarrhea would be rising.
Just a trial balloon. Just needed time for politicians to adjust their portfolios without interference from the market.
EXACTLY THIS ALL DAY LONG
The rich Commies are laundering their stash
Not even an hour into the day
And at this moment, WSJ online is soft-pedaling the developments. "This is fine" meme.
whereas we are "girl smirking with house on fire" meme
Welcome to the non roaring 20’s
The Whoring 20's, because we're all about to get fucked.
and just like that, for no reason at all...
You can’t suggest a strong Nationalist was hated by globalists and commies. There’s no way that would actually happen in real life.
When Money Dies.
THOT gotta pay
Speak for yourself....
Nah, it's the sound of the train barreling down on us. 'Course, considering the current state of affairs, it'll probably derail before it hits us...
We were going to buy a house this year. Now we will live in my truck. We will park on public lands and camouflage the vehicle with brush and branches. Thankfully I have a few #10 cans of powdered milk - it actually dissolves better in warm water so we are lucky that's the only water we have access to.
Black Tuesday came a day early
The Great depression 30s well on the way
Bank run time yet??
USD finally completely worthless after that last $100B Xiden and the financial dyke gifted to Ukraine yet?
ATM's will run out of cash before you can say creepy Joe. Buy Bitcoin, then diversify from there, gold, silver, bullets canned food you name it. Step one is to get away from the banks by any means possible.
Doing my part, hitting up a few ATMs at lunch today.
I did that yesterday
Was first one in the bank lobby to withdraw this morning
You're like a poet
And I still got my support YOuKraIne decorations up...
As in halted trading of those stocks?
Im lost too lol. Guess thats why im a pleb
Yea, I've never been in the market myself.
Me either. Whatever it is i hope it doesn't fuck with me too much lol already dealing with inflation but i cant see the company i work for faltering anytime soon here
If you have an inheritance (IRA/retirement fund) from a yet to be deceased family member, you certainly are in the market.
I was an options trader for a while
When stock drops too quickly it gets haulted... The market isn't as free as people think
Yes. There are parameters in place that halt the trading of a stock if it’s about to go into free fall, so we don’t have another 1929 crash.
...to give the big players time and ability to exit quietly, first.
Lol exactly. Halts are put into place to protect the suits and fuck retail. It's hilarious watching AMC or GME go up 10%. They halt that shit IMMEDIATELY. As soon as they remove the halt they dump faster than you can blink. They don't even give a fuck about hiding it anymore.
The kind of kid fuckers that buy servers as physically close to exchanges as possible to get the extra few millisecond head start over The Public.
hey, those trades aren't going to front-run themselves. 21 feet closer, at the speed of electrons, that 21 billionths-of-a-second gives them the ability to get "in front of" a trade and sell, or buy, before the competition.
(For those who are wondering WTF we are talking about, investment firms will spend hundreds of millions of dollars to get physically closer to the settlement systems @ NYSE (and others) so that they can execute a trade before some other house. The limiting factor is the speed that electrons can travel along a wire, and it is financially worthwhile to spend hundreds of millions of dollars to move one floor closer to the trade desk.)
Halts should be banned, for this exact reason. The corrupt big players are cheating with it
They would never do that via their dark pools, full transparency right! SEC is your friend...said no one ever. They are shit just like every other alphabet agency.
Basically, so many people were selling that they used up all their available buyers. They halt trading so that other buyers can figure out what they think is a fair price and get new bids in. Before they had this, trades used to get filled at crazy prices, and then their investors would be calling to have trades canceled. This allows the market time to determine if it was just some crazy spike and the price should come back, or if there's a reason for the spike and there's now a very different actual price.
And by “market”, you mean the elites. It’s basically just intervention on behalf of the big fish.
+-10% in 5 minutes earns you a timeout
Used for manipulators to figure out how to change the narrative or accelerate it - those with means can play ups and downs ... This gives them time to position their pieces
They auto halt trading on a stock if it drops a substantial certain percentage, is my WSB understanding.
This is correct
It's such bullshit, the stock market is so rigged. The house always wins. If you loose your ass, too bad. When the house starts to free-fall they halt trading to save their asses.
This is why I pulled out of investments, it’s such a bullshit scheme.
Have fun working until you die.
The way its supposed to be.
you missed the /s
Yup. You'll never see them halt a stock that is skyrocketing, but always when they start to free fall.
GME and AMC would like a word with you.
Fair point but the backend reason was because of the massive short positions they had and the constant driving up of the price was causing them to lose big-time. At least that's my understanding of what happened with AMC 🤷♂️
The house had significant stake in shorts on GME and AMC
Remember DWAC the morning of day 2?
So when your stock is worth nothing, you have to keep it. According to when our government decides what you can and can’t own now.
I'm still holding stock from 2011. It's now worth 0.000050 per share and not worth even selling. JAMN
Nice Diamond Hands 💎🙌
Ape strong. Can retard longer than they can stay solvent.
...I jest, but I also hold bad stonks so as not to lose.
sometimes the certificate can be sold as a collectible if you got a certificate
If it’s worth nothing, there’s nothing to sell….
This is called changing the rules because they're losing.
GME all over again. They gamble, they lose, we pay for it. They win? They cash the check and spend it on more anti-US propaganda.
They’re probably amazed we’ve let them do it for this long
This isn't a change in the rules. It's the rules working as intended. The halts are automatic, put in place specifically to prevent a market crash. Remember that trades now are something like 70-80% done by algorithm. You have to stop the computers before the negative feedback loop crashes the system. That's what we're seeing now. A lot of people talking as if humans are controlling this directly. Not anymore.
Black Monday 2
Digital Currency Boogaloo
Build Back Broker.
posted this a couple hours ago. . . I guess the under hit.
Let's ask Jim Cramer what to do...
Then do the opposite
Remember, the Last thing SVB did was pay themselves bonuses.
The FIRST thing they did with the bailout money in 2008-09 meltdown?
Pay themselves bonuses …
Congress needs to make their withdrawals first. Then the rest of us can go after.
Another billion to the Ukraine and a few more drag shows for kids will fix this right up.
How is the Dow actually up??
That's what I want to know. I just checked a few minutes ago expecting to see it down at least 300 points and it's actually up???
I get that there's more to it than just banking but, given that banking is basically the foundational support for everything else, if it goes the rest would theoretically follow right?
Dead cat bounce - remember that the big manipulators can move stock prices and get their pieces lined up for the next move.
Right now they are trying to draw retail back in so they can close their positions before the floor drops out.
Increasing interest rates were priced in.
Now it’s likely they won’t increase as fast as previously expected.
The regime has basically said that large Democrat companies will no longer fail.
Yet the markets are all up. Nothing to see here. Move along.
Suckering in retail investors so they can close as many positions as possible.
This is going to be horrific - 401k and pension funds managed by the big banks are gonna be used to close a bank's most risky positions.
Is that against the law? Probably - the consequences will be nothing - because the gov't don't care about you or I BUT they do care about another bank failure
I predict sell off at the end of the day. ***
*** I'm always wrong in predicting the stock market.
They are using FDIC to handle things right now - BUT if everyone is getting their equity and collateral beaten up - they won't have the funds to meet obligations.
This is where the crash gets going - as FDIC members have to start closing positions to raise collateral and hard cash to bail out failed banks.
The snowball is just starting to roll down the hill
Things might get interesting around 1pm with the daily "can you cover your short positions" phone calls.
First one to demand payment gets their money ... Its now a matter of who pulls the trigger first - everyone is ready to start shooting
just doing a bit of cogitating here but what if the good Lord is managing this part of the sorting of the wheat from the chaff? keeps the common man solvent and then some.
"Americans can rest assured that our banking system is safe,” Biden said
"When they tell you not to panic, THAT'S WHEN YOU RUN!"
--John Cusack, 2012
Why halted? I thought this was capitalism? We halt markets when people lose money, and print money until they make money again? What could go wrong? 🤣
You miss typed... "when the wrong people lose money"
You spelled (((wrong))) wrong
It's WAY MORE from 3/10.
The Invasion of the Zombie Banks
Produced by the Biden Group
Directed by Janet Yellen
Bankrolled by George Soros, Klaus Schwab, and the US taxpayer
DEI gonna DIE
Biden is making depressions great again.
Why does this terrible shit happen on my birthday? Today is the banks. 2020 was the start of tyranny... I mean COVID lockdowns.
It's because of March 15th. The cabal loves planning events around dates or symbols.
What's special about March 15?
The Ides of March, when Caesar was murdered by those closest to him.
It was a very important date in Roman history even before Ceasar's assassination which was a group of conspirators assassinating the head of state.
Ah yes, the Ides of March. I even read that, in Latin but that was long ago and far away… 🤣
your crypt? think on that.
I'm somewhat of a market idiot - what does this mean to the average joe? Do I need to be concerned?