1715 Fed Announces Probe Into Its Own Regulatory Failure At SVB (www.zerohedge.com) posted 77 days ago by CounterStrike 77 days ago by CounterStrike +1715 / -0 Fed Announces Probe Into Its Own Regulatory Failure At SVB ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero www.zerohedge.com 99 comments share 99 comments share save hide report block hide replies
"We Have Investigated Ourselves and Found That We Did Nothing Wrong"
I need to pull this one when i get an IRS audit.
"i have looked into my own finances and found no wrong doing. Take me at my word."
They'll just write you a strongly worded letter.
The IRS knows not to mess with us, this is our country.
Oh wait, we've been enslaved, haven't we?
Smallhats doing to us what the Philistines, Babylonians, and Egyptians did to them, except the later three were kinder.
Also, it was Trump’s fault.
Racism also played a role.
Not just racism, systemic racism.
Next we’re gonna need to fine all conservatives as reparations.
and probably some transphobia.
...and some anti-semitism.
And Anthropomorphic Global Climate Change, and the Patriarchy.
Ahh you read antiracist baby too?
Yeah but I failed. My baby is a total racist. His first word was Ni**er and he can't stop yelling it. I can't take him anywhere.
This is the key. It was Trump that did XYZ. See, and this was not this admin....... I bet the WH and DNC had a team of 100s working over the weekend, not including all the NGOs with input. All to frame the next week of headlines to blame Trump.
It isn't even about them being wrong now. It is about finding some 'expert' that they can use to seize control....
Exactly this. They’ll spread the blame across the agency so no one is directly held accountable, while using it as a pretext to give the government even more control over the “free market”. Fascism is alive and well in the United States.
They’ll use it as an excuse to print more money and tax anyone with a home/land when they have unrealized gains due to hyperinflation
This. "Economics" as we know it is them just finding people called "economists" who are explaining why they 'need' to do the things they wanted to do anyway and using that as justification. Many such cases (Looking at you, Keynes), sad.
"However, we are proud to announce that the group of people involved has more gays, blacks, trannies and women than any other bank collapse in history."
"Not only did we determine we did nothing wrong, we discovered we are owed money and are giving ourselves large bonuses."
"stop printing money"
The dems love to investigate themselves.
Of course. It's "demoralization" in practice done on a personal level. Its their way of saying "we rule over you" and making it damn clear. Hang the fuckers and all their offspring.
This is the weakest hyping up and backpatting I've ever seen.
Yeah bro, they totes planned it all out like Vince Gilligan's fourth draft, it wasn't them being irresponsible retards.
Bite me troll.
"After a through investigation we found out...Trump fault"
Whew...now where are we going for lunch?
The Silcon Valley AIDS Cafe and Black Tranny Bar
Unironically they’ll blame this on lack of regulation and free markets. Scapegoat Trump’s freer markets for the inflation they caused via bailout from their idiot Covid policy.
And shame anyone who says “those investors chose wrong”
Creating perverse market incentives to invest in whatever is both riskiest, and wokest. Funneling themselves money in the process.
Let me guess... "Trump did this. "
Hi, it's me, from the future.
Just wanted to let you guys know that the Fed investigated itself and didn't find any indication of incompetence or wrong doing.
We have investigated ourselves, and found that we did nothing wrong. We did find that it was Trump's fault.
Oh i'm sure they'll really get to the bottom of it this time!
"It was all Donald Trump's fault" - the Biden regime
The man hasn't been President in over two years, yet unbelievably, the democrats are already saying this. Kind of like how Butt Plug Pete blames Trump for train derailments under his watch.
Democrats can't lead, they can't solve any problems, they have no domain knowledge in the fields where they've been appointed. All they can do is blame others for their failures.
Completely useless faggots.
That's the democrat way.
Everything good that happens during a republican presidency is the result of a democrat policy FINALLY kicking in.
Everything bad that happens during a republican presidency has nothing to do with the democrat policy that actually caused it.
Everything bad that happens during a democrat presidency is Trump's fault, even though it was a democrat policy that caused it.
Everything good that happens during a democrat presidency is... oh let's be honest here, NOTHING good happens during a democrat presidency.
Damn you people. You know this is Trumps fault. He did it all. Even the UFOs and train derailments
The Investigation will find the root causes to be white supremacy, racism, climate chamge and Trump. The remedy will be ever greater levels of Diversity, Equity, Inclusion, and Sustainability. No Crystal Ball required.
I think all is happening as intended:
they got liberals to put their money in this bank with the promise that the funds would be used to invest in shitty liberal ideas that everyone knows wouldn't make money, but would further the liberal agenda.
When the bank is drained of all it's funds, the Fed steps in and gives the donors, I mean, depositors, their money back.
And they had to do it quick af cause some of them were getting antsy: you promised you'd give it back. So, they barely could even wait a few business hours to do it.
Now, the Fed steps in and claims none of the money is from taxpayers, except, the Fed has never been audited, so who the fuck believes them?
That’s nice, investigate yourself. That will work!
The start of the coverup...
Investigation of the investigators, what could possibly go wrong?
all of these failure are created by this corrupt democrat gov. regime.. from ftx fraud scheme to digital banking failing ...their way to enforce regulation and sic their cock into crytpo currencies to control it... and give rise to their own CCP credit system in America .. bunch of fucking corrupt sob are behind it ... fed investing their own .. start w/ the federal reserves and those sons of bitches bailing out their own elites
Too bad we have a corrupt government... everything these past 3 years has been fucking awful
"so can we say that they are corrupt occupiers outright and-"
"NOOOO DON'T ROCK THE BOAT YOU CAN'T DEPOSE MY EMPLOYERS I WONT RECEIVE MY PAYCHECK OF A DEVALUING US DOLLAR"
Send More Money to Ukraine !!
They didn't find anything wrong....
This will matter.
I'm sure that will go as well as IA reviews for LEO....
there was NO failure, this was their laundry tub, and this was where the dems funneled their money, and they are now receiving a huge influx of money for the 2024 presidential race, this is how they get their funding
MuSt FiNd WaY tO bLaMe It On TrUmP!
If TrUmP hAdN't MAGA'd So HaRd, OuR fAiLiNg WoUlDn'T lOoK sO bAd!- 😟 FED
The Fed wanted SVB to fail as a blow to WEF globalists.
Fed announces probe...Right. Fucking joke.
It's not a failure, it's working exactly as it was intended from the start.
Read up on "Fractional Reserve Banking" and you will understand that it's a scam that can only go on for so long until it MUST crash to hide the scam.
You forgot the clown world flair.
They better have at least 1 bipoc transgender furry participating in the probe... They like probes.
“We did nothing wrong, orange man is bad”.
Had people not pulled their money Friday then today when Bond rates dropped back down this wouldn’t even be a thing.
Fire Mary Daly. She was supposed to regulate the bank
By failure, they mean success.