1566 Mitch McConnell Sent to Rehabilitation Facility After Hospitalization for Concussion, Rib Fracture (www.breitbart.com) STUPID S.O.B. posted 82 days ago by MythArcana 82 days ago by MythArcana +1569 / -3 McConnell Sent to Rehabilitation Facility After Concussion, Rib Fracture Mitch McConnell will be sent to an inpatient rehabilitation facility after being treated at the hospital for a concussion and a rib fracture www.breitbart.com 228 comments share 228 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Mitch McConnell sent to rehabilitation facility due to his cum guzzling addiction.
broke his rib trying to suck his own schmeckle i heard
Knob shine'n be dangerous.
You know dem turtles... Always cooped up in them shells SUCKING Deeeek!
Mitch knows all the foods that affect the flavor
Mitch loves pineapple juice
If true, his favorite meal would be a lettuce wrap.
I thought it would be Poo-Poo Platter.
And fortune cookies.
When your Chinese meal ticket wife has a snatch that tastes like garlic and leeks a good fortune cookie really helps to clear the pallette.
Username probably checks out
Or, tastes like garlic, and leaks.
I accidentally made an ex gf hate energy drinks because they made it taste weird.
He'll run for governor of Pennsylvania.
Hi! Goodnight everybody!
I’m actually impressed America has brain damaged leaders right now. It’s like the country is bashing its head to spite it’s brain.
Mental illness is in now. And if you disagree you're transphobic.
I think the new term is Ableist. True true true, we are all against all people that are not able to do the job.
Nahhh next stop presidency
Hahah no SENATOR of PA. Still I lol'd.
You don't go to inpatient rehab for a concussion or a broken rib.
But he is unlikely to retire, they will just Fetterman him amd keep him in storage somewhere.
Maybe he also had a stroke when he heard the bank news
Def a stroke.
Or aneurysm resulting in hearing and speech impairment, like Fetty.
Mitch couldn't keep up the election theft ruse anymore so they took him out.
Since when do people who get a concussion have to go to inpatient rehabilitation? There's more to this injury than they're telling us. Sounds like brain damage that's affecting his ability to walk.
Sounds like a stroke was the initial cause of the fall and the rehab is for collateral stroke damage not collateral fall damage.
Yeah that was my thoughts exactly.
McCain refused to retire and hung in there to the bitter end just to screw us over. He wouldn't let the governor appoint a replacement.
So he just stayed home and did nothing for the longest time.
He's just hidin' like Biden because he was BUSTED!
Only nurse working there is Big Mike Obama.
Does he have a black eye?
Mitch and Harry Reid must use the same brand of workout machine. I don't know which model it is but I highly recommend it's use in WA DC.
I was going to say, I don't even know what has been reported, so certainly not who may or may not have given thema little nudge either this or that direction... But I think owe that question a beer.
someone asked when his turn would be
No, he has a purple brown eye thanks to Big Mike giving him an injection!
Again? Isn't once enough?
That looks really bad, like the old geezer got in a fist fight. Wtf?
First time with a horse.
Did he need told again?
I doubt it. He seems to have been an obediently seditious turtle. Either he'd rather wither away a despised RINO than whatever their blackmail would do to his memory posthumously, and/or they've threatened his family.
Gee, perhaps retirement might be an idea? Why do these people insist on staying in such important positions when they can't even sit in a chair without falling over?
Because Hell is the alternative.
There's always room for one more, and he's late.
Chyna still needs him here
His job is a cake walk? He doesn't even have to go to session. He just collects money and fucks everywhere. He is already retired. He doesn't even make his own decisions.
Their power seat is the vehicle that provides all the corruption cash to the people in his food chain.. The longer he stays in it the more they get..
Because for globohomo pedos, abusing power over the innocent is the ultimate high. And Mitch the Bitch is most certainly a globohomo pedo.
Turtles can live for a long time
Not cocaine turtles!
Especially the Chinese Turtles
I know this is morbid. However, this is some of the best news I have heard all week. Hopefully, we only have a few months of traitor Mitch?
Mitch is an enemy of real Americans and always has been. His bitch ass can't be tossed into the fires of hell fast enough. He's decades late for that meeting.
A rehab facility after injury is often the one of the last stops for the elderly.
My grandfather had althzimers and he was forgetful but mostly there but then he broke his hip so after they fixed it he spent 3 months in a rehab facility... he had trouble using the bathroom and speaking after that... it was sad.
But unlike Mitch he didn’t have an endless supply of baby blood. Sorry fren.
Usually the sign of mini strokes, not always detedtable by MRI
They should give him a room with Fetterwoman
The Lumpy and Stumpy Show!
I am going to invest in cold storage facilities in the DC area.
I can only get so hard.
Ordinarily I'd say shame on you, but rulers should be held to higher standards than the common man so I agree with you.
I helped a 95-year old woman who fell down in her bathroom. Her skin on her arm was torn and pulled back like a strip of... skin. Like a banana peel I guess. There was almost no blood.
She had a very high mental acumen. She couldn't get up, but was already treating her own wound calmly. She directed me to a medicine / first aid closet, a closet which would normally be for towels was all full of emergency supplies.
That lady devoted her hours to mental games and puzzles to keep her acuity. She was a one-man trauma medic. She was in the game for sure.
I sent her to the ER with paramedics and she was back a few hours later, no problem.
If she broke her hip it would probably be a different story. Either way, gettn’ old ain’t for pussies!
There are exceptions to every rule
That's a tough lady!
Hope she's doing well.
Did he go on a stair-climbing expedition with potato, or did he get tripped up on his own lies? 🤔
It sadly is a death spiral. He might recover somewhat but hes got at most 3 years.
Coincidently, that is precisely when his term is over.
Diversity Inclusion Equity?
He's a globalist scumbag who's let all the things we hate happen to this country, obamacare, border crisis, national debt up 20T on his watch, he's done nothing but destroy us from within while pretending to be a Republican. So no, he can die.
I see Shareblue has some money back in the coffers
K. Let me be the first to apologize and rephrase my statement. I pray that he makes a full recovery and lives long enough to be tried and executed publicly for treason against the united states. May he face judgment in this world and the next, as we all will.
A true humanitarian.
The dozen + traitors who follow him wouldn't have their protection any longer.
It doesn't matter if he's replaced with a Democrat or not, the other 17-19 who always vote with him wouldn't enjoy Mitch's protection if he passed.
Normally I'd say it's wrong to wish someone dead, but I'd make an exception for Mitch.
Please, take your time, Bitch McConnell. We do not want you back.
Yes, it's been about 3% more tolerable this week, hasn't it.
Thought it was Bitch McTurtle... I've been lied to
You don't go to rehab for a broke rib. They just wrap you up and you heal. He is wholly fucked in some other way. Who wants to wager he had a stroke?
People keep saying this but it’s not true. (What else is new with some of you)
If he fell, that’s what he could be in rehabilitation for. For the cause of the fall, not the injuries.
I love the fake experts that permeate this place.
You haven’t been to rehab or injured severely. I have more plates and broken bones then you have any sense.
Or a brain bleed.
Not so sure. They're probably teaching him how to walk with a walker and then later, a cane. Of course, with that busted rib- they probably have to be teaching how to wipe his ass again.
You don’t need a walker for a broken rib. You don’t get a cane either. They might give you a tool to wipe your ass, but PT won’t do that. There is a whole division designated to giving you tools to leave the hospital.
I was thinking more for his concussion and his inherent unsteadiness that has led to these falls.
With a couple Demo Senators in the hospital (Fetterman, Feinstein) we have to have at least one in the hospital, because it's not like the Republicans actually want to be in the majority or anything.
He’s laying down so Feinstein and Festerman’s absence won’t give the gop an advantage.
I wouldn't put it past the old codger to be faking it or dragging his feet getting back, his absence doesn't help the Republican Senate, even if he is a snake.
In the event that the injuries are real, and he isn't faking it? Well...momma always said, "If you can't say anything nice, then just say they are a Chinese Agent and leave it at that."
So if he's out, can we replace him with someone who isn't a snake?
Fuck no, that's not how the deep state operates.
I mean, are we supposed to be able to do so?
In your and my dreams, yes. The DS will do its hardest though.
Black-Eye Club was disappointed with his performance
I hope he dies.
Funny how these Senators in leadership positions keep sustaining injuries in private that are indistinguishable from those of someone who got their ass beat.
Was having dinner with … THE CLINTONS
Bonked his head. Maybe he’ll forget that China owns him. Although it seems more likely that’s he’s hiding so GOP can’t actually vote on anything important like the cucked faggot that he is
One look at his wife will bring it back
looks like Mitch is done, I never knew anyone that recovered from this scenario
Good, let him suffer from horrific a dignity, horrible food, nasty employees, most of whom can’t afford to come to work because the bus fare raised faster than their wages. Let him deal with hostile people while his wife goes off and replace is fang fang with dear eric how to test
Fetterman was a test run on passing bills while in hospice care.
Xi Jinping asks his General Secretary: what do you say to Mitch McConnell with a concussion and a rib fracture? Answer: Nothing, I already told him twice.
Waiting patiently for the blackeye club photo
Monday Night Rehabilitation?
Beef Supreme enters the chat
As someone in healthcare I can swear in court that no one goes to Long Term Care or LTC for a fractured rib and a concussion.
They do need to go to LTC for a stroke with its associated one-sided paralysis that prevents the activities of daily living without intensive occupational and other therapy and rehab.
It is something new that cropped up the last few years. It depends on how severe the concussion is and the effects the person is having ( vision, balance, etc )
But yea seems odd unless he really fucked himself up
Retire before it's too late!
I wish these ppl would either die or move to child rape friendly country so we can nuke them
I hate to say it, but there really are people in charge willing to clock Reid and McConnell
Did he have a black eye?
Well, I frequently attend a dinner then have a concussion and rib damage. In fact, at my 95th birthday party last week at Wendy's, in the drive-through I suffered a three-story fall onto a Russian banker and this caused nuclear war over the Ukraine.
He knew this shit was going to hit the fan, he knew Feinstein and Fedderman are brain dead and republicans are back in the majority so all he is doing is hiding out and shirking his duty.
When he reappears I'm betting he has a new cast on his foot.
Now he and The Fett can sniff each other's farts and eat their boogers.
It’s the Harry Reid syndrome.