Not mad. Genuinely curious. Just a couple if you don’t mind. I think I’m on your side here if I’m reading it correctly. Mainly asking because I’d like to think I’m not a conspiracy theorist either, but ffs, a lot of it is just becoming plain truth.
Ones I’ll take some crap here for are 9/11 and Sandy Hook were both events perpetrated by the primary suspects outlined in the MSM and in the case of 9/11 the fires did cause the collapse. 🤷♂️
Also not everyone who disagrees with you was a pedo or a Jew and while Epstein was certainly CIA or Mossad or both just flying on one of his airplanes doesn’t make you a pedo.
I think a lot of people here are taking more offense at the comment than they should.
If something is obviously true in my world I don’t generally refer to it as a conspiracy. So the language just might be my fault but it’s a little late to walk that back. Was just tying to make a quick point.
Edit: Also 90% of the grand political conspiracy stuff people imagine here is just wealthy people lobbying and buying off corrupt politicians.
I probably shouldn't be, but I'm honestly shocked they were able to find someone who could play the part. I guess his acting chops aren't quite good enough though, or they wouldn't have said how much of an "improvement" he's going to make.
Fetterman’s staff have effectively become ‘acting Senator’, sponsoring legislation, writing hearing statements and official letters in Fetterman’s name while claiming to brief him at the hospital.
Performing Senator duties by committee. Our federal government is a joke.
I need to get on that weight loss regimen. I’m down 24 lbs since 1/1 but I want to lose 100+ lbs in 6 weeks like fetty. I don’t have the neck growth so I’d be happy with 70 lbs in 6 weeks.
He ded. They'll just roll out some 3 ft midget that resembles him with a giant head and fake goatee, then gaslight everyone who doesn't play along with it.
Why did the babysitter flee the country if it was no big deal?
Especially since he's "going to be better than he was post-stroke"?
It's like how a coconut falls on Gilligan's head and he gets amnesia. Then another coconut falls on his head and he's cured.
So, we should pelt Fetterman with coconuts?
How long until we find out that she ran because he was planning a murder/suicide?
That's the only thing that makes sense of their decision to GTFO for me.
Which means he was fucked up when he ran for Senate.
How I read it is he won't be any worse than when he got there.
No Doctor in the world can fix what's wrong with him...
Drs. Kevorkian and Mengele at your service!
You forgot Frankenstein
Frankenstein created the monster to begin with
That's FRON KEN STEEN!
He got another booster and he’s like immortal now
experimental brain implants and brain stem cell therapy
Probably she is another body double as well. That 100% for SURE is not him. I'm somewhat of a savant at facial features. It's not him.
I'm not gonna believe it's him until I can count the folds on the back of his neck.
I’m not on board for conspiracy theories. But her leaving like that seems to lend credence to the idea of a double.
And this stupid defensive tweet by Manu Raju isn’t doing that notion any better. “As good or ”better” than before.” Lol.
When shit libs project about “dog whistles” things like this tweet are EXACTLY what they mean.
Might as well just add “wink wink” right to the end of it.
Name a conspiracy theory you think is batshit crazy besides flat earth.
If you’re mad I called out your “dog whistle” bs you can just say so and save us both a ton of time.
Not mad. Genuinely curious. Just a couple if you don’t mind. I think I’m on your side here if I’m reading it correctly. Mainly asking because I’d like to think I’m not a conspiracy theorist either, but ffs, a lot of it is just becoming plain truth.
Q is bullshit.
Fake moon landing is bullshit.
I think those are fair.
Ones I’ll take some crap here for are 9/11 and Sandy Hook were both events perpetrated by the primary suspects outlined in the MSM and in the case of 9/11 the fires did cause the collapse. 🤷♂️
Also not everyone who disagrees with you was a pedo or a Jew and while Epstein was certainly CIA or Mossad or both just flying on one of his airplanes doesn’t make you a pedo.
I think a lot of people here are taking more offense at the comment than they should.
If something is obviously true in my world I don’t generally refer to it as a conspiracy. So the language just might be my fault but it’s a little late to walk that back. Was just tying to make a quick point.
Edit: Also 90% of the grand political conspiracy stuff people imagine here is just wealthy people lobbying and buying off corrupt politicians.
We think a lot alike. Thanks fren.
So, they are dragging out Lurch II so we can relive the good old RBG days. It's getting so tiresome at this point.
I probably shouldn't be, but I'm honestly shocked they were able to find someone who could play the part. I guess his acting chops aren't quite good enough though, or they wouldn't have said how much of an "improvement" he's going to make.
Six foot eight and looking like a Neanderthal is tough to duplicate.
I don’t think he’ll ever be photographed standing up.
now having a post stroke tard level iq will make it a bit harder... Hello, Good night everybody
All they had to do was capture and shave a sasquatch. Where do you think they got the first Fetterman?
He actually looks like one of those ultra-realistic masks they used to use to rob banks. Can't remember the company.
He looks like a turkey gobbler scrotum
Lol!
Would you accept six foot four and shaving your head with a whitened beard?
Dave Bautista?
Probably a deep fake.
It's not to relive anything, it's to run out the clock on a specific PA statue which would require an immediate election to replace him.
PA is needed for the 2024 steal.
Performing Senator duties by committee. Our federal government is a joke.
I'm actually reading this as the Democrat's version of "Two More Weeks!"
The same or better as “post-stroke”… so, still retarded
Hell of a prognosis. "You'll be back to regular incurable brain damage soon.. so there's that!"
LOL, yeah, that struck me also. What's Fetterman supposed to say: "Oh, a' gra' dot!"
The Six Thousand Dollar Man
Physical requirements for a body double:
Cognitive requirements for a body double:
Only the best Hollywood makeup artists could recreate this beast.
Dust off the Quasimodo costume!
WE CAN REBUILD HIM. WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY. WE JUST NEED 6 BILLION.
Someone should put Fetterman out of his misery. That way, the number of days he has to live with himself having stolen an election will be limited
He should be convalescing in the wilds of Pennsylvania. The Democrat Party is flat out evil.
He looks like he's lost a lot of weight. That's not good.
I need to get on that weight loss regimen. I’m down 24 lbs since 1/1 but I want to lose 100+ lbs in 6 weeks like fetty. I don’t have the neck growth so I’d be happy with 70 lbs in 6 weeks.
get vaccinated, get cancer
He ded. They'll just roll out some 3 ft midget that resembles him with a giant head and fake goatee, then gaslight everyone who doesn't play along with it.
u/-f-b-i-
If it is a double, we will be able to tell instantly.
The surgical scars on his replacement ought to be healing by the time he comes out for his first big press conference.
LOL … “As good or better than he was was post-stroke” … ???? That’s NOT good, for those keeping score.
Wow, that really doesn't look like him. Even massive weight loss? Can you lose 100 pounds in a month and suddenly be mentally better, too?
How to introduce the New Coke. Roll it out in drabs a bit in advance so all the criticism is early then normalize hate against the criticism.
Paying SAG wages will cost them dearly.
That actor is going to single-handedly cause a shortage of lip-fillers trying to replicate Fetterman's neck goiter.
Paging Dr. Shatarka Nuby. Dr. Nuby, please. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/03/28/woman-who-enhanced-butts-with-glue-and-cement-gets-10-years-for-manslaughter/
I doubt they deal with the FAGs.
Fetterman is dead
He went from being Uncle Fester to a Star Trek ferengi in only 5 months.
And to think I had to work for a living my entire life.
Yep - now he's entitled to a lifetime pension and lifetime medical care. Thanks, taxpayers!
Lurch has a body double? Poor ugly bastard.
KUATO LIVES
Imagine losing 60lbs and not an ounce of it comes off of your gigantic neck lump.
If he starts making sense we will know they did
Better than post stroke? He could have been made a vegetable so that isn't a high bar
It's a silicone mask
The lump on his neck has fully matured and will soon be able to replace it's host.
That's an outright lie, assuming the Dr. said it.
Not if he’s talking about an actor playing the part of Fetterman.
He either dropped 10 pounds per week in there or something is screwy...
Wonder if they paid the upgrade fee for the attached earlobes to match
Behold Fetterbot.
"He is in good shape and will emerge a bit thinner"
and shorter but good news is he will be able to to actually have a conversation with people... it is an amazing recovery
“as Good or Better than His Best Days Post-Stroke”
So, a vegetable. Got it.
Clone. The manufactured another clone. Straight from western Chyna.
Check the ears.