2361 If you are a man then it is impossible for you to get cervical cancer as you do not possess a cervix. Canada is literally fake and gay. (media.patriots.win) 🤡🌎 HONK HONK 🌎🤡 posted 73 days ago by Spacemonkey 73 days ago by Spacemonkey +2365 / -4 327 comments download share 327 comments share download save hide report block hide replies
Never go full Canada.
Anything to make a loonie.
Easiest $600.00 that Canadian doctor will ever make.
"Spread your legs... Mmhm, mmhm... You don't have cervical cancer".
or... OR... Be the dick that tells a tranny they do have cervical cancer, and because they have no medical research on how cervical cancer attacks trannies, that there is no treatment... Gives them two weeks to live.
"Spread your legs... Mmhm, mmhm... You don't have cervical cancer"
A few moments later...
"However you did test positive for prostate cancer ma'am"
And aids. And Chlamydia. And gonorrhea. And herpes. And being a faggot.
Thanks minttea2! That was a rollercoaster. South Park always nails it!
I call them men-wattlaw. ---- Men who are trying to live as women.
He was squeeling something fierce when we opened the door, ma'am... But after we passed the anal lube, leash and restraints... And he saw it was us... he was so happy.
I guess he really had to go as he knocked several of our officers down trying to get out of the house.
By golly, he must have forgot that he was already home as he climbed that chianlink fence, twice falling back in, and started running off into the distance.
Say he did have a bright red rear, what breed do ya say he was?
Two very painful weeks, excruciating... so bad in fact that they should consider Canadian Government Assisted End of Life Treatment.
Mmmm. yeah. I looked up your age. Anticipated income. Expected Medical related expenses. And we've signed you up for MAID.
Mmmm yeah. It's best for everyone.
Then they can send them a referral to the assisted suicide office down the hall and make double the money.
It is MA’AM!!
"But I can give you cervical cancer if you want ;)"
and some do!
Right. Hell, I’ll do a few screenings over the phone if they wanna pay me.
Lmao, "we recommend trans women have telephone cervical cancer screenings".
They're being scammed no matter what....
Sad thing is they'll fall for it no matter what the diagnosis is....
Maybe even a toonie.
For those unfamiliar with Canadian coinage.
Loonie the nickname for the 1.00 coin. So of course the 2.00 coin became the toonie.
I like to watch the clip of the Canadian pede screaming "FUCK TRUDEAU!!!!!!!!!" over and over at that cuck rally for Ukraine Trudeau was trying to speak at from a few weeks back to remember there are still sane people in the world.
Didn't Trudeau eventually react and get all arrogant at them?
I honestly can't believe how many blind people still support Ukraine. The best part is they're often the same leftist fags who want you to wear a mask.
Who I feel bad for is the Ukrainian people who come here, forced from their country and brainwashed into thinking they had no choice but to leave.
Yeah he got all butthurt and tried to play Mr. Tough Guy at him to the crowd. It was pathetic and unconvincing as you would expect.
I don't feel bad for them. Most of them that are here are pretty loaded. At least that I have encountered. I feel bad for us, the buck stops there for me at this point
What I'm trying to say is I feel bad for how brainwashed they are into thinking they're victims. A lot of them clearly have no idea how they're just being used for an agenda. But you're right - there's a bunch of them who are loaded and are now using your hard earned money.
The ones I am pissed at are our own stupid government officials, and of course a bitter hatred of the Zelensky cunt who's just a Jewish actor looking to make more money off of people.
The loonie stops there.
Oh it's not just leftists. Have you taken a browse on r/conservative recently? So many Graham, Bush and Bolton-type "conservatives" pushing the Ukraine narrative, pushing for war. The posting would not be out of place on r/politics. The sub used to be conservative.
American truckers did that for even longer than the Canadians, but the American Marxists just pretended it wasn't happening.
Canada is the cancer.
directed by M. Night Shamwoman
They've been LARPing as a real country this whole time, this should surprise no one.
They've found their kindred in the trans movement.
Still got the queen on their money. Or is it switching to the king? Bunch a cucks either way.
Never go full Liz Chaney
Sounds like a good grift.
Except this is Canada.
All healthcare is provided by the state, so they get paid regardless of this lunacy.
Its just that, LUNACY, to appease the mentally ill because they no longer have the capability to say, "No"
Oh they can say no but why would you when you have a lifetime client who's healthcare is paid for by others.
Canadian doctors don’t have any shortage of clients. Tons of people can’t get doctors. They don’t have time to waste on this nonsense.
Yet they'll probably move the trannies to the front of the line.
But they will if they want to keep their jobs
And who pays for the free healthcare? The taxpayers. It's the same reason insurance companies wanted car insurance to be mandatory here, as it allowed them to create a monopoly that they'd always have money from.
That’s all it is, just like that hospital that got caught admitting that they support people’s transitions because it essentially creates a lifetime patient, reliant on monthly hormone therapies and treatment.
Yup. And tbh, if they want to ripoff psychopaths with fairy tale "medicine," then so be it!
Not when they’re advocating and pushing it down everyone’s throats. Gender “therapy” is morally reprehensible and shouldn’t be tolerated at any level.
And then these weirdos in dresses can go on tiktok with their fainting couches and gabble about how they were "sO anXiOus AboUt mY CanCer sCare".
I mean, I thought we'd hit rock bottom with these weirdos strapping tampons to their junk, but no, there's more, deeper.
Strapping tampons to their junk?
Yes. Remember, these people (I use the term loosely) are not right in the head.
It’s also an effective negative control sample.
"Cervical cancer is down! Look at the miracle of communist healthcare!"
I have no doubt liberals will argue Canada’s free healthcare led to drop in cervical cancer rates because it’s a great system rather than a bunch of men now being included in cervical cancer rates
what are they pap smearing?
it's like tampons for men who identify as women... what are they doing, shoving it up their assholes? using it as an all-day dilator?
They're probably swabbing their asses. A lot of trannies seem to think all women have are assholes.
Horrified and confused. It took till the last sentence of the article to understand what was being inserted where.
That's a colon cancer screening... or maybe a prostate exam.
Either way, taxpayers are getting screwed.
I wonder if they bill insurance for that.. cause.. fraud....
Imagine the insurance company going to court having to prove the patient's sex.
Get a 3ftx4ft photo of a penis that says "This is a penis" then show that to the judge
Canadian judge: "I'm not seeing a man here."
We all know that judges are not biologists.
Beat me to it.
We aren't talking about a man, we are talking about a penis. Now where do you see a cervix ?
Canadian judge: Depends on how you define "cervix"
Ok so sticking a scalpel in the eyes of a transgender is a cervical cancer screening now that we can arbitrary define body parts?
Canadian judge: Yes. Case dismissed.
Canadian judge: "That's hate speech!"
I can already imagine the 4Chan initiative to report medical providers for fraud.
Rules only apply to you. Not them.
Uh, Canada does have its advantages. Briefly, you don't need insurance in Canada.. The blue collar productive people and the white collar employed pay for it all.
Better or worse, socialized medicine is what it is. Don't sweat it. They'll euthanize us or rape children with knives with no charge.
"How do we make money off these crazy idiots that think they are women?" - Guy in cervical cancer scanning sales unit
If you don't have a cervix, you can't get cervical cancer.
Also, the most pervy thing I've read so far, is that male to female trans are putting frozen tomato paste popsicals in their front wound to simulate a period. That's just so stupid. It really is a mental illness.
God willing it will cause an infection and this problem will solve itself
It's already solving itself at a rate of about a little over 40%. Trans has a higher suicide rate than inmates at gulags and Auschwitz.
Sadly that’s the attempted suicide rate.
If at first, you don't succeed, try, try again.
No they're not, don't be stupid.
umm, they pressured ob/gyns into doing cervical cancer screenings and they claim to have PMS related cramping. I mean, I'm really glad you're not twisted enough to care about the weird crap in the mtf trans things, but it's happening.
sounds like a great entrepreneurship opportunity. undercut doctors to do this examination on trannies and just say "yeah you're fine that'll be $2000"
And make sure you get your day in court.
Innocent until proven guilty. Demand that they prove your "glance at their penis and declare them free of cervical, uterine, and vaginal cancer" treatment is any less effective than running a full battery of androgynecology tests to come back with the same results.
Patent that shit, call it the VCR test (Visual Confirmation of Reality), demand royalties if any other medical expert wants to use your "yep, that's a penis right there, so you don't have a cervix to get cervical cancer in" examination method.
I'll patent a device to assist with with the examination. It will be called a WPS it stands for weiner poking stick, it will dispense cyanoacrylate from a small brush at the end.
This one is too unbelievable so I had to look it up. The actual response from the Canadian Cancer Society is pretty reasonable.
"After all, in order to get cervical cancer, you need to have a cervix"
"If you’re a trans woman and have not had bottom surgery, you aren’t at risk for cervical cancer."
"If, however, you’re a trans woman who has had bottom surgery to create a vagina (vaginoplasty) and possibly a cervix, there’s a very small risk that you can develop cancer in the tissues of your neo-vagina or neo-cervix."
They aren't telling pre-op trans women to get tested, like the screenshot implies.
200 comments and 1200 post upvotes
Has to scroll way down here to find a single person with a brain in their head
No wonder I don’t come here anymore
It's still objectively bad medical advice. It's like telling someone they need a special screening for elbow cancer.
The actual article if you looked it up was the opposite
It was a trans man, born a woman, who still has a cervix, and the article saying yes they should get checked out
The words "trans man" do not appear in the article, nice try fag. And I'm not playing their games. A man is a man; a woman is a woman; a man cannot become a woman; and a woman cannot become a man. "Trans" people do not exist.
But it is a simulacrum of a vagina and no cervix so... there is literally a 0% risk.
They're letting delusions persist with their soft approach.
I mean, you can develop cancer anywhere, and cancer is more likely to develop in places that sustain continuous injury. I imagine an open wound is pretty prone to some nasty infections and irregularities.
But anyway, they probably kill themselves before the cancer has a chance to take hold.
In recently had some back pain. The chiropractor told me it was probably a cervical injury. I started telling people that I needed my cervix out. Only a few people didn't get it.
The Pap test ought to be interesting!
Why doesn't this have the CLOWN WORLD tag? Please add! Because this is peak Clown World.
I'm ready for Clown World to come crashing down even if it takes me with it.
The only ones who will survive Clownageddon are the ones who take a pie to the face during The Honkture.
we need a honkocaust
and then, one day, for no reason at all... Honkler took power.
This may be the best comment I’ve read in weeks.
my body is ready
This is your mistake, assuming there is a peak Clown World. There are no peaks in Clown World.
You're right. It's all VALLEYS! And they keep getting lower and lower. Ha!
The limit does not exist.
That's like giving a 'blind man' a eye test at the DMV! Actually it is worst. At least a blind man has eyes.
And is actually blind.
If you are a female, and have an on-going female issue, it takes 3 - 5 years to see a specialist in my province.
Guess they are all busy checking other things.
On another note, my liberal parents are going to the US for treatment since my mom would probably be dead if she waited for it here.
These are the scientists and experts we're supposed to trust. Clown world.
I believe science. It’s what my yard sign says.
Trust the $cience, bigot. Geeze.
A colon is not a cervix and a butthole is not a vagina.
Who is more stupid?
A) The man who gets a popsicle stick shoved up his ass
B) The doctor who pretends a man has a cervix
C) The insurance company who pays for this Idiocracy
Pap smear? I can't imagine what would come out of that axe wound.
They're not talking post op trannies. They're talking men who IDENTIFY as women - ie. still have their penis. They literally want GYNs to Pap smear penises.
And to cover up the insanity, I would not be surprised if they start giving prostate exams to female to male trannies.
No, they are actually taking about post-op. The actual statement even points out the fact the you need a cervix to get cervical cancer.
When did we get on the Idiocracy Timeline?
Always been there. It's just that it's accelerating, because there is no programs to get rid of the crazies.
“After several hours, Joe finally gave up on logic and reason, and simply told the cabinet that he could talk to plants and that they wanted water.”
What a joke of a country. I'd almost suspect it wasn't a real place except I have been there.
Not sure how Canada's health care system works, do the individual doctors bill the state or does every doctor work for the state? Cause one's a good way to steal money and the other one's wasting time and tax payer money.
Well if that's the case we should be using the same tactic to get the government to pay our businesses for woke nonsense.
Who's the dude in the article photo?
Why, you want his insta?
I was trying to get it for you, I knew you'd be too shy to ask yourself
It's a Sir-vix, that's why you're wrong. Bigot.
In a related story, they're also recommending that women who've been chopped up in an attempt to become a man, get their prostate checked.
But I'm not a biologist.
You're confusing capitalism with hyper wokism. Canada is actually kind of brilliant here. You bring in men to test for cervical cancer, take a sample of something down there, go outside and play on your phone for a few minutes, come back, tell them the test came back negative, and then charge their insurance $1500.
You'd be leaving money on the table otherwise.
Once again without a link, this isn't what you think it is you dummies.
Wish it was a rule that you must post a link, it would probably eliminate 50% of the posters though who just don't feel alive unless they are outraged. Y'all are acting like progressives now
mRNA vaccines and transgender bullshit set back the socialized healthcare movement 50 years at least
How so? Isn't it accelerated because of the vax because everyone having so many more health problems they can't afford it and need gov't assistance now?
Yeah, that's true but mostly among vaxxed leftists who were already for it
It also decimated trust in the healthcare industry and government in providing care
I don't trust anything coming from government health groups, and i really used to believe they were the good guys. It's sad, and I'm not alone.
Did it really decimate trust or reveal how much we actually shouldn't trust?
that's if you assume the goal was scientific progress.
both of these have massively rocketed their goals forwards.
the covid jab was the biggest human experiment ever conducted. they just multivariate tested gene therapy on billions of people.
Not really, because the insane liberals who run healthcare are drooling over the money coming in from making GYNs do Pap smears and doing labs for them. It's profit, all the way down, pulling the whole thing more and more underwater.
You have to always remember, "healthcare" is a for-profit industry, even in Canada. If they can make a buck, they'll push for two bucks.
The world has turned into that adult that pulled your nose off making dumb kids believe it and who boy are there a lot of dumb fucking people....
Ok weirdo. I'm not touching your dick.
When playing make-believe goes too far.
Please tell me you forgot the SHITPOST flair. OP? OP?!?
How do they “pretend” to do the screening. Do they just stare at their penis?
They should shove those speculm? devices up the dudes pee hole and stretch it out to see what they can see. Probably more effective than shoving it up the guys ass.
Have the Dr. spit on it first.
This can't be real......
KEK! It's real!
The fact that the question has to be asked illustrates how absurd it is.
They literally don't know The Science
The link you shared is recommending that post-op trans women who have had a vagina and possibly a cervix get tested for cancers in those tissues.
I know. I was just sharing the link so that people would know that it wasn't just an unlabeled shitpost.
I think for Trans thing to be 100% acceptable science needs to figure out how to cut people's heads off and transplant them on to new bodies. That way if they wanna be trans the whole body except for the head will be what they say they are.
Just match up a guy that wants to be a woman with a woman that wants to be a man and a couplevof saw cuts and stitches later presto chango
I think we can skip the last part, no need to sew heads back on…
Explain what this check entails.
Why arent they advertising for women who identify as men to get this treatment?
It's as if they heard us say "we've reached peak clown world" and took it as some sort of challenge