921 he looks like he really isnt looking forward to this. (media.patriots.win) posted 77 days ago by Prometeus83 77 days ago by Prometeus83 +924 / -3 86 comments download share 86 comments share download save hide report block hide replies
That's funny AF.
Are they intentionally picking the ugliest black actresses they can find?
The lack of pretty ones leaves only ugly to choose from
There is no such thing as "pretty" when your only eye colors are brown, and your hair is either that gross sponge-texture that's always the same color, or stapled on hair that also looks bad and unnatural.
Brown eyes can be pretty.
I don't like the gross hairstyles though. What's wrong with just the naturally straight or curly hairstyles instead of something that looks like it's out of a 1700s African tribe?
That goes for Moldilocks too.
Ah shut up.
t. Black Irish
30 seconds too long.
She is a trash.
Just long enough for you to catch aids
There's not exactly a shortage of those.
That dress just looks so wrong on her. It's so delicate and feminine, doesn't suit her at all.
Hard to tell these days with all the Trannies running around claiming to be real women.
The problem is not that black can't be beautiful, the problem is slipping a black chick in white girl Trad clothes does not work at all
But let’s be honest. The overwhelming majority of black women are not attractive.
Yeah I don't know how much of that is objective beauty or personal taste but either way..... Yeah
At this point your lucky it’s a woman.
"I'm drivin' a carriage n' sheet."
Imma Miss Daisy!
They really gotta stop ruining classics. Dindus will never, ever have natural red hair or blue eyes. She looks so out of place it's genuinely embarrassing.
I went to elementary school with a brother and sister that both had red hair. It was a first and a last as far as I can remember. As a kid though it was mind-blowing.
The Little Hammerhead Shark
For some reason, Hollywood etc seems to be focused on casting girls with abnormally widely-spaced eyes. (I don't watch that crap, I mostly see publicity stills and "Critical Drinker" videos ridiculing the movies/shows.) That sort of appearance can be due to a birth defect ("Hypertelorism") that I don't recall seeing often, but in the past year or two I'm seeing it a lot in movies/TV/commercials (usually females.)
There was a girl in the "Game Of Thrones" show with those weird eyes, this mockery of "The Little Black Mermaid," the "Tinkerbell" character from the upcoming vandalism of "Peter Pan," and a few others I've seen in promos for similar "woke" garbage.
My wife saw this Super Bowl commercial for Doritos last year https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCLPiIAKqZY and asked if this was Lori Lightfoot (considering Stacey Abrams' campaign ad appearing as "President of Earth" on "Star Trek: Discovery" this is not far-fetched, but I don't think it's her.) For whatever reason they cast a dead-ringer for Lightfoot in this commercial, weird eyes and all.
> I wondered if they were doing all of this to "normalize" that look, so people would experience less Uncanny Valley when seeing Lori Lightfoot's bug-eyed Beetlejuice mug.
That's the look you get after eating ze bugs.
At least they have hella depth perception though.
Bitches face so wide she needs glasses with telescopic frames.
She came out of the ocean with dreadlocks??? Looks ridiculous.
Jesus this is cringe.
They had difficulty filming and had to do a bunch of extra CGI because she can't swim. Not kidding.
She'll be squirting out little Marxists before you can say Kunta Kinte...
CGI was used because she couldn't swim. Go figure.
In that bottom picture, they look like neither of them believe what just occurred.
The Little Sea Monkey
I will say that the new actress makes a much more realistic Mermaid. It's just that she's the sort that's fish on top and girl below.
He's got that 1000 yard stare and he ain't seen nothin' yet.
I keep seeing shows get cancelled and movies flopping and I never even knew they existed before that...was it Woke Willow that just got cancelled? I haven't watched anything made after Deadpool 2 and I don't think I've missed anything I imagine this garbage will serve its purpose of being propaganda while losing a few hundred million dollars.
I don't see much Hollywood "entertainment product" aside from unwanted ads for them. I watch Critical Drinker and Razorfist videos ridiculing the "woke" disasters, those videos seem much more entertaining than the movies/shows : )
I've taken to watching things that content creators like Critical Drinker, Possum Reviews, Schafrillas, and other similar creators recommend. They actually seem to care about whether the thing was actually good. Of course, I always take a High Seas Discount on the first viewing. If it's good enough I want an actual copy, I'll spend a few bucks on the DVD IF I see it in a store.
I've recently run across this guy, who also does good reviews/ridicule of "woke" TV/movies: https://www.youtube.com/@disparutoo/videos
If I'm not mistaken, I haven't been to a theatre for a movie since "Wonder Woman" (and only because A: my wife still wants to see "Marvel Movies" B: WEW LAD Gal Gadot is weapons-grade Eye Candy <3)
🤣 I don't remember the last movie I saw in Theaters...
Might have been John Wick Part 3. And that was definitely worth the ticket price. But otherwise, I have little issue using the high seas. It helps that I don't have an SO or anyone else who cares to watch stuff in theaters.
I'll be sure to check that guy out. Thanks for the recommendation.
Woke Willow had a tranny. Shouldn’t be a surprise.
What movie is that?
The Little Spermaide, or some shit.
The "woke re-imagining" of "The Little Black Mermaid." Disney BLASTS Customers As The Little Mermaid Trailer Reaches Most Disliked In Youtube History (from "The Quartering")
They're also defacing "Peter Pan" in the same manner: Wendy seems to be the main character (with typical "girl power" fighting skills,) Peter Pan is an H-1B "diversity"-hire, the "Lost Boys" include girls, and WEW LAD "Tankerbell" has been "culturally enriched" to "reflect the world we live in today." It looks to be a complete shit-show, if not a panoptic poo-program. The Critical Drinker gives it the thrashing it deserves here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06m2Wb2nxWI (5mins of NSFW LOLWTF)
If it was the world we live in today tankerbell would be obese smoking newports with 8 kids by 8 men.
That's for the sequel: "The Little Mermaids"
Before I got to the part where you name dropped Drinker, I was already reading it in his voice, especially the "culturally enriched" bit. But the "world we live in today" is the dead giveaway. Man, I love his channel.
> THE MESSAGE (...yuge reverb...)
He's an interesting guy, I saw an interview with him recently where he said his popularity came about by accident. His earlier reviews were more calm and straightforward, but one day he realized he was a little drunk and playing up his accent/delivery so he went with it and exaggerated even more. Suddenly, he had millions of views and now he's to the point of doing well enough with his books that he's actually working on a film adaptation. It's interesting to see a guy basically being himself ripping on "woke" movies/TV shows, and stumbling onto a way to appeal to MODERN AUDIENCES (...yuge reverb...)
> I guess you've "made it" when you get your own "Tv Tropes" page: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebVideo/TheCriticalDrinker
What an odd "cottage industry," to make a decent living talking about movies/TV shows... by being more interesting/funny than the movies/TV themselves. Some of his videos have more views than the TV shows he reviews, which I find much more entertaining than the actual Hollywood "product."
Bahahahaha! Drinker!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I love The Critical Drinker, he is much funnier than any Hollywood "entertainment product" I've seen in the past few decades. (RazorFist too, that guy is hilarious <3 <3 <3)
Syxhexenhammer cracks me up too.
Styxhexenhammer is also good! It's funny that he acts so blase in his videos considering he knows his audience is yuge.
That's what I like about him. He really hasn't changed even with his popularity. I certainly don't agree with him on everything, but, he is brutally honest, usually right, and offers a VERY unique perspective that I value.
She needs no man she goes home to her catfish
I took a Sci-fi writing course in school. One of my classes talked about watching that negative elements like historical facts of the time like this- didn't ruin the story.
They should have made most the cast black, or set the story in the future with space travel if they were going in that direction. [And I see the Christian part of the story is gone.]
It’s Disney, I’m surprised it’s not two boys
Actually... Let's have that story. And call it something different. It could be a wacky period piece drama/comedy. Or anything for that matter. As long as it's not the little Mermaid. Because that's not what this is. And he looks kind of drunk as hell in that photo.
I'd say 90% of Hollywood is either high or drunk anyway
She is black so probably on drugs
Hoodrat evolution: when eyes are so far apart you can see muggers coming at you from the left AND right at the same time.
He thought he was getting the girl in the first picture, was literally catfished.
After watching Enchanted with my kids, Amy Adams (Libtard NYC) did a fantastic job and set the tone for what a princess needs to be. At a minimum the correct attitude
I still can’t believe the actress can’t swim. That alone kills the movie for me.
Under da sea is where every copy of this movie should be.
Every part of traditional American culture has to be torn down and remade in thier image. We have to stop these radical racists from transplanting culture. Just goes to show you, the joggers and all of the alphabet people wouldn't need to take our culture if they had some of their own.
They do. It’s just rape, murder, and mud huts fortified with shit.
And one who can't swim lol
The difference in body language tells you everything you need to know.
Baby you can drive my car...waggon.
I's wanna be whey dat people is, axe dey sum questions and git sum answers....
Disney basically did. And they got the lowest bidder.
I actually find it hard to get worked up over this. Disney has been pissing all over the mythologies it plunders for the better part of a century.