Colin Kaepernick Sues Adoptive Parents For $21 Million In Reparations
NEW YORK, NY — Beloved Football superstar Colin Kaepernick has announced he will be suing his white parents for the cruel act of adopting him into a white family without his consent. Kaepernick's legal team announced he is seeking $21 million in reparation...
Lol is it bad I believe this before I saw it was the bee? Damn does he look stupid with that pile of shit on his head lol
I got irrationally angry till I saw the bee and then still think he would if he could.. lol
Hey, no need to make fun of his clown wig
The article is sooo based.
It's getting harder to tell the Babylon Bee from real life by the hour......
Without those white adoptive parents, he would be living downtown in a cardboard box sucking cock for crack money.
At best.
Well, his athletic skills were mediocre, so maybe he wouldn't be all that good at that either ? ...
You raised an ingrate.
You can take the rigger out of the hood, but you can't take the hood out of the rigger.
Whatever, dude can't blame his parents for him throwing incomplete on 4th down with 1:50 left in the Super Bowl.
I bet he can... and will...
The Bee predicting the future again, I see.
A lot of people may be rethinking adoption after what he said.
Say what?! Without his parents, his life would've likely been totally different. What a slap in the face for the adoptive parents!
well, he now an orphan
Babylon Bee
I think you got the wrong tag although it sounds plausible.
What a complete POS waste of a human.
The words "unmitigated gall" come to mind...
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