290 Nobody should join the ruling juntas enforcers (media.patriots.win) posted 68 days ago by CaptainButthurt 68 days ago by CaptainButthurt +291 / -1 12 comments download share 12 comments share download save hide report block hide replies
"WHY FLIP SIGN WHEN YOU CAN DIE FOR WAR MACHINE COMRADE!!!!"
Picture it: Leaving your friends, family, home and future, to go die in a muddy pit in Ukraine to help cover up Hunter Bidens crimes.
Did I mention $35,000??
Then if you make it home, you might be able to impregnate a former slut with over 300 previous partners and have that child brainwashed by the state to hate you while you munch down on your equitable soy-cricket patty watching the 90th season of laughtrack generic comedy from the comfort of your shared living space with the loud and emotional couple fresh off the boat from a country you never heard of before!
Hilarious. Who wants to join a forced social experiment?
When "Job Security" means not getting shot in the ass by Russians for aiding the Ukrainians.
Please be real.
Ya, I am right there with ya!
OP, post the source!
Shave my head and live with men who think they're women?
Oh, where do I fucking sign?!
You guys don’t want to go die for globohomo and leave our wives home to be raped by mentally retarded foreigners?
Where's this from
Found on the edge of the internets on Mastadon
You know the rules, LINK or it's fake and gay.