Here's a hilarious thread of 28 everyday things that have now been labeled racist
This dude Greg who is apparently a gay combat veteran compiled this exquisite thread of everyday things that have now comically been labeled rrraaaccciiiisssssst by the Woke Mafia.
I thought removing aunt jemimah was supposed to fix sll this
Land o Lakes butter, they removed the indian but kept the land.
they should make a top tier version called Land O'Lakes Reserve
And put the Indian girl back in the logo for it.
I like how Blacks think they live in poverty*.
No American knows poverty. Not even the homeless.
Take a tour of an Indian Reservation.
Hell, go to the burial site of Sacagawea, which you'd think be a high profile name the area would look better than average. Nope. The homes are worse than the most horrid of Detroit's, the only economy is literally one neonless square brick plain as fuck casino [I somehow missed the second one but when your design is 'Soviet Bloc housing'...]. The are no schools (there's buildings labeled schools, that's it) and the women have nothing to do so half the town just changes out the cemetery flowers. I've been in Inglewood (CA), Pittsburgh, E St Louis, Five Points (CO) and never felt the need to lock my car doors, until I went to Wind River Reservation & Fort Washakie
*I have yet to see a black homeless guy ffs, or most any of them driving and wearing 'poverty' items. Gibmedats certainly pays off.
American Indians are the only minority group i really think get the shaft. Not cuz we took their land...they should have fought better....but because we stuck them under the boot of the federal govt directly after. Reservations are perfect examples of socialism in practice in America. Everything is controlled by the feds.
There is an object lesson there for anyone who thinks fedgov is gonna take care of them.
Some tribes do better than others, specifically the self sufficient ones do better over the welfare queens. Welfare was designed to make a population subservient, to control them. You aren't freeing anyone you're tying a leash to them.
And make her knees huge!
Quietam takes LofL butter box and cuts down both sides and across bottom of butter-box Indian maid is holding to make a flap. Takes pic from other side (or second box) and tapes it to back of first box so knees are JUST behind the flap.
Gets laughs from some and "You're dis-GUS-ting!" from others
I tried to find a picture of the box trick, but was unsuccessful. Post one if you can find it <asking for a friend>.
Here's a video I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3jBATBQU9w
Every time I made one I gave it away to someone who loved it. I miss her now.
There are a few videos on YT. Here's a link for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar2zKXoHNUU
Free firewater every 5th pound purchased.
Not sure that would be the top tier version...
How could they forget that math, milk and time are all racist, too?
Damn whites kicking the indian (feathers not dots) out and keeping the land…damn racist butter
Shit, they took the incredible lady off Aunt Jemima (great story behind her).... And then put man pretending to be a woman on Cheezits (Ru Paul).
Land of Lakes, same. Take away the Indian (painted by an Patrick DesJarlait, a native Indian artist who wanted to foster a sense of Indian pride) and keep the land.
Way to go, virtue signalers. Genius.
I'm sure most people didn't even know her story until they removed her.
If it wasn't for the better theory they did it to save on royalties, they could have advertised her history as the better option.
If it were royalties, they'd been eating that for years. Maybe a combo 'virtue signal and save money', but without the virtue signal... Not viable.
Didn't Uncle Ben's Rice become racist too?
Rice-a-Roni is homophobic because they claim it's the San Franshithole treat.
I think the only one that didn't get marked racist was the white guy.
White men faces like mr clean and quaker oats are fine. Corporate CEO's didn't want to see black or brown faces like aunt jemimah, uncle ben, or the land o lakes indian. lol
Well, according to these articles, POC's are all slovenly pigs. Who would want one of their faces on food?
The San Francisco Bird Feeder isn't racist though.
The removal of Uncle Ben really made me laugh. The reason for using Uncle Ben as a logo was the slogan "As good as Uncle Ben's." So those woke assholes decided to remove a logo of a skilled and respected Black man because they are ignorami.
Don’t forget, some sort of “in this house, we believe all lives matter, science can’t be questioned…” Sign in the front yard
Arresting trump will solve all the issues. Duhh
From the article:
Now just grab some popcorn and get ready to learn all about how incredibly racist you are! Enjoy:
Popcorn is now racist.
Articles are now racist
Reading is definitely racist! That's why I try to always write it in a more primitive style as well. In example:
"Bix nood mugga fug, muh dick. Aba wubbuh gibs me. Fug whitey n sheeeeeiiittttt"
Everything is racists... if you're brave enough.
I'll be your Huckleberry!
Be brave. Racism is racist.
I see you're a Harvard philosophy major. Tell me more.
I’m crying 😂
Breathing is racist if you're white and not part of the LGBTQWTFBBQ+ crowd.
I want BBQ now.
Oh wait that's racist too. Oh well. Guess it's time fir bugs
It's too white for BLM. They prefer it when it was brown.
Always has been .jpeg
How about Biden*s friend Corn Pop ?
Lmao at big butts being racist... pretty sure that was a black guy who sang that song.
Pointing out things that aren't racist is akshulllllly RaCiSt!
And NOT pointing them out is racist too.
More seriously though, it's funny because the joke used to be how white women had flat butts, and now they are the ones with "big butts" (or maybe not just farcically obese).
My favorite one is the name monkey pox... and the picture of all the dudes protesting demanding the government do something to prevent the spread of said pox. Bros... it's spread by gay sex... smokey the queer says only you can prevent... oh heck nevermind.
They really dropped the talk of monkeypox when kids and dogs started getting it......
"Black women want equality in swimming"
so swim better.
Dude this is the modern game. The game is to accuse weak minded, but nice, people of being racist. Accused will go out of their way to prove they aren't racist by throwing money at the accuser. Easy money.
I heard a story of a black guy accusing women of being racist if they worried about having unprotected sex with him.
(turns out the guy did have aids)
This isn't just some money making scheme, it's the redistribution of society. This is marxism. This is the beginning of a genocide.
"But my elaborate cornrow apparatus won't fit under the racist swimming cap..."
It’s a well known fact that with enough cocoa butter, these ‘swimmers’ can become waterproof….
That couldn’t even find a black that could swim for the little mermaid
How about cotton clothing, is that racist yet? Q-tips?
Sure, let's add it to the list.
How about clothing itself. Seems racist. Somehow. I'm sure.
When I went down to Mississippi for the first time, I was a little surprised at the little kiosk in the mall selling the cotton brand shirts in all colors. Even more so that they were being worn almost exclusively by black folks. I wasn't sure if it was an ironic thing or what.
You are joking, right? "Cotton is racist"?
Do northerners thing black folk are supposed to hate cotton clothes?
White people don't season they Mississippi river
I was doing a cover of I Wish Grandpas Never Died once on my stream, and when I got to the part about wishing the price of cotton was high, one of my regular black viewers said in chat it was awfully racist. She suggested while singing it I change it to corn because it’s less racist and I live in the Midwest anyways.
Pretty sure I saw one that said ironed clothing is white suprematist once. Usually only iron cotton.
When you look at anti-white filth who are making these retarded claims, it makes sense. Check the names and pics.
Lots of steins and witzs in there.
lists about things that are racist are now racist
The funniest part is that the useful idiots who echo this garbage are contributing to a future where nearly everything is racist, ultimately making absolutely nothing racist as a consequence. It’s the, “boy who cried wolf” syndrome playing out in slow motion
Wolves are racist. As are boys. Crying is also racist.
I'm still shell-shocked from organized pantries and closets being racist.
I guess having long term planning skills is racist...
Yeah, well that's been proven in multiple studies.
That was out of left field. (Are fields racist? What abiut left? Probably)
You didn't see the Facebook ads telling housewives to turn each other in for being extremist preppers because "they're a little TOO into canning"?
Having gone through the continuing supply chain issues from the pandemic, you would think most rational people would come to the conclusion that stocking up on essentials in a way that doesn't shock the supply chain (a/k/a "prepping") is a rational strategy.
Folks, "common sense" is far from being common.
Anything that involves being productive, clean, and efficient is white supremacy.
Ain't it a bitch
I'm drinking a big old cup of black coffee filled with white racism and taste delicious
I like my racist coffee like I like my women. Cold, black, ground up and in the freezer.
What the hell's wrong with you? Everyone knows you don't freeze coffee.
Did you put some raw milk in there too?
Reminder, milk and by inference cream is white supremacy
Hunting is racist, but if the Civil War attempts of the deep state don’t stop, it will be equally balanced. The difference will be who’s on which end of the rifle. AI is racist because it uses actual facts all right. It says monkeypox is racist but it’s here forever, and then suddenly disappeared when it proved that gays rape their kids….and their dogs
Any list of racist things worth it's salt (also racist I'm sure) has to include milk. Duh!
My whiter than white children (of my whitey white husband) are totally lactose intolerant. I'm from a part black family none of us have that problem. Bwahaha, suck on a sour curd leftists!
A fun game to play on Google is “‘random object’ is racist”. It’s similar to florida man date search but gayer.
I did that the other day. 9 times out of 10, I found an article about how that thing is racist.
Crazy times we love in
Side thought....anyone remember how Rush picked football team winners and lovers based on environmentalism hysteria? Good times.
Florida man is racist?
You're looking at the end product instead of the purpose. The purpose of these things is to disrupt, obtain and leverage power. These articles are written by radical activists or programmed to be written by radical activists in order to find a way to disrupt the system. Most of these articles are nonsense and don't work, but the percentage that does enables them to disrupt power on many levels and obtain that power through a perceived social crime. This is like 2014 shit, almost a decade old, we shouldn't be discussing these problems like we're clueless about what they're really doing.
Some of this isn't 2014. I just read an article where recreational horse riding is racist.
Let's make the world's most RACIST Short story:
My name is Frank, and this is my story.
I'm the kind of guy who brings home the bacon so my wife and make sure the pantry is well stocked for my family.
Not too bad for Welshman who works as a park ranger art a national park with a degree in Philosophy and minor in Shakespearean studies.
So I decided one Sunday after church to get some exercise so I rode my bike to a picnic to have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
I was planning on taking a swim later, but I drank coffee after church, so I really needed to pee.
Hope you burned a Koran afterwards.
Guess it's time for me to return to my roots and learn Welsh.
Dude no one can learn Welsh, except this guy https://youtu.be/fHxO0UdpoxM
You too can spell your name using only four thousand consonants.
I don't even want to know why PP&J is racist. Just don't.
Jimmy Carter made my relatives racist because they could only afford to eat PBJ under him.
If you visit Georgia it's always easy to tell if the county you're driving through is Democrat by if the road looks like it was last paved during Carter's presidency.
That list will grow exponentially by the week!
The most racist people I know in my life are Democrats. There are plenty of racist Republicans I've met as well. Except the Republicans I know are all capable of empathy and reform. They are redeemable. Almost none of the Democrats are.
This insanity needs to end.
The "racist" Republicans are usually only realists with somewhat crappy social skills in that they broadcast this in situations they believe are safe from the target hearing them. Every "I hate ngrs" republican I've ever known has always treated blacks as they treat anyone else - as necessitated by personal behavior.
Pretty much every Democrat I know is KKK under a rainbow sheet and assume all blacks are inferiors to talk down to.
Implying racists needs to be reformed is exactly what got us here, smartass. Now put your dunce hat on and sit in the corner.
I didn't say that and I don't care that you took offense. The President isn't racist or prejudiced. I can back him up there and you can be yourself. If you need your identity to take the altar do that somewhere else.
You did fucking say that. I can read, pal
Which does not say this is necessary.
Some folks definitely have good reason to dislike or mistrust people that belong to groups that have harmed them in the past. It may not matter at the individual level. We should still be sympathetic to this. Otherwise we end up with these meaningless quibbles. Some groups have cultural issues that need to be discussed. Censoring this discussion is amoral and misguided.
Freedom of speech and association is paramount. We have little left of both in this country.
Idk, I don’t find 🤡🌎 all that hilarious.
America's dying! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
What's not to love? /s
Exactly. Hilarious like cancer.
Clowns are racist.
Clowns are also racist. So are worlds. Hilarity is certainly racist as, likely, is finding.
What a racist - he forgot science, math, proper English grammar, classical music, formal business attire, skiing, horseback riding, self-driving cars, candy, cheese and dairy products, cold weather, and good manners.
We're at the point were you can google anything and find some clown telling us how it's racist. 🤡
he also forgot knowing your father
I think self driving cars are on there because the electronics can’t see the blackest of blackies well
Zoom calls are trans phobic, because trannies have to look at them selves compared to those other sorts of women who don’t have 37.5 trillion XY chromosomes.
Multiple articles use the phrase "unbearable whiteness" in their headlines. "Look how clever and literate I am, making a joke that refers to 'The Unbearable Lightness of Being'! Except it's 'whiteness' and not 'lightness'. Am I clever or what?"
Yesterday I watched a video of Japanese people on a luxurious cruise ship enjoying themselves and life in general and I knew if it was a ship of white people they would have all been condemned for the mythical "white supremacy" and for white privilege. No. We are not privileged. We have to hear certain people carping about every single move we make or breath we take. I thought about what I have read on this site often.. if only we could go back in time and tell people, "just pick your own damn cotton".
I don’t care any more. Time to wake the rest up. If you can speak out, it will give others the feeling they can also. Comments on news stories show how much of America feels about nogs.
I don't know if Whitey can wake up. Half the blacks in the Rasmussen poll outright said Whites have no right to exist and I hear exactly zero "black influencers" speaking out against that. Instead, there's an unlimited number of Whites crying that the poll is wrong and Dilbert Dude is racist for discussing it.
Whites - especially White women - seem to want to commit racial suicide.
Fuck white women. This whole thing is their fault.
Except me, not me!
It's doubly weird when you see White moms support DEI/SJW/BLM shit that will definitely harm their own children.
But before we blame them entirely, loads of White males are part of this anti-White bullshit too. Just look at who jumped up and screamed for Dilbert Dude to be canceled.
White women despise weak men even more so that black women do. Of course they want to kill themselves.
Exercise, peanut butter and jelly, energy utilities, fighting obesity, the Dutch language, camping, babies - all racist.
There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.
I love the one about The Masters.. I can see them laughing at them idiots as we get ready for the premier golf tournament in the world in two weeks. The National don't give a fuck what these dipshits think, not that any of them could ever get in to see it or even be a member anyway.
Fuck this "gay combat veteran" bullshit.
Signal your virtue harder next time.
I read this example as White Women's Panties are racist:
Maybe they are!!!!
I am a racist… you’re a racist….wouldn’t you like to be racist too… all together now.
If everyone around me is a total asshole who is the real asshole?
These people aren't stupid. They use stupid people to weaken America.
Incomplete list, remember seeing something about global warming being racist.
How'd they miss that one??😀
In the summer on weekends, I get up, grab a coffee then usually mow the lawn or do some yard work. By noon, I've committed several systemic racisms, and the day is still young. Later, I'll probably exercise, which will be another one.
"I drink water."
You're a white racist!
"How is that racist?"
Because every sip you take deprives a black child of water!
"You're insane. Eat shit and die."
Wow, they forgot racist vegetables. 🐸👌