1619 Texas Border Town Cops Find Migrants Stuffed in Suitcases (www.breitbart.com) I DID THAT posted 67 days ago by MythArcana 67 days ago by MythArcana +1621 / -2 Texas Border Town Cops Find Migrants Stuffed in Suitcases EAGLE PASS, Texas – Local police arrested a human smuggler after discovering two migrants crammed into luggage in the suspect’s vehicle. www.breitbart.com 103 comments share 103 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Hot pocket for all I care. Throw it back!
Wasn’t cooked long enough. Put it back in the oven for a few more minutes… hours… days…
Hah! The gallows humor is strong with pedes this morning!
Month or even a year, but.....
they’ll taste better fully cooked. (And maybe with a dash of salt)
They’ll taste better fully cooked
Hey! You take that back right now. Hot pockets are the kind of garbage dreamed up by American food corporations in order to inflict as much pain and suffering as possible. Fake ass ingredients that turn into molten lava that squirts out the sides and melts holes in the corner of your mouth when you bite into one. Unless you’re a starving college student stuck working in the lab at 2 in the morning and the only food available is the hot pocket in the vending machine at the end of the corridor, they aren’t fit for human consumption, but college students aren’t human so fuck’em.
Empanadas on the other hand are something completely different. They’re typically hand made, crispy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, come in a variety of sizes, and are filled with a wide array of real and delicious fillings. Empanadas are what hot pockets would be if they weren’t fake fucking shit made in some fucking factory by fucking machines, marketed by evil fucking people, over priced because of some fucking ceo, and skimped on because of fucking accountants.
Fuck hot pockets.
Woah, hold up there. We need to recognize that the Chinese are also crossing the border illegally. In the spirit of invasion diversity I suggest we add Boobcake to the list.
Don’t forget the Middle Easterners and Africans, among many others. Ben Bergquam has been reporting on this for a long time. He finds their discarded passports from their countries of origin. Eagle Pass is where the cartels smuggle people over the border.
I used to becent at spelling, I swear.
You're going to hell and I'll be down there too. 🤣
Consider your seat saved. Haha
KEK <-- this one
Where's that non-binary, cross-dressing luggage thief when you need him?
You think he would wear a Mexican skin-suit like in the movie Silence of the Lambs?
If it had matching heels and a cute bag.
That’s fuckin’ funny! Kek salute to you Fren’!
And I bet they were released into the United States, probably flown to the destination they wanted to go for free.
In Canada our cops carried their luggage for them. It's over haha
There are no men left there so they have to import them.
I do what I can, I got my ass kicked last night but I've done my share of winning fights. MMA scheduled fights, not street bullshit. We exist but I'm in Alberta, farming and ranch and smart conservative country, the rest is mostly shit
And will rape someone within a few days
Along with a large envelope containing their welfare sign up papers, their registered democrat voter card, their new smart phone, $5k in cash, and a RealID card.
Is the smuggler going to get a medal of freedom from the potato on chief?
Lol should just zip him back up and throw him over the border wall
I hope you are referring to the section next to the Rio Grande.
The neocons marched us into war and then worked with the neoliberals to encourage illegal immigration. This baffles me but there it is. And behind all of that I see an army of low wage workers and 2nd class citizens run by the largest donors to both. Then the accusation that I don't care about these people because I don't like what these two groups are doing to all of us.
it no longer does when you realize they were on the same side from the start.
I never doubted that but I am always surprised at someone's loss of humanity.
Throw that shit in the water all zipped up and be done with it
Works on cats and they have 9 lives.
If you're out here seriously killing innocent animals I hope some mexican national comes along and rapes you repeatedly til your asshole is falling on the floor
Taco Bell always coming up with a new way to pack meat/lettuce/cheese in a fancy new wrap.
Lol we have the gayest country. Can’t stop retards in suitcases from invading
Gotta send the suitcases the other direction
Exactly. I hate the word migrants. Why are we using this inaccurate description? They are criminal invaders.
Risky but mostly legal immigration.
Was Jamie Lee Curtis there to pick them up?
Maybe that bald lipstick luggage thief freak was too late to make a run for it.
A 23 yr old mother and her 5 month old baby. She probably paid the driver well because she didn't want to wait in long lines at the border crossing.
Toss them off the highest bridge back into the Rio Bravo.
Will the left be outraged about this like they were when they found out Mitt Romney stuffed a bunch of women into binders?
Torture them a little. Let the airlines handle them.
Almost like the people who pretend to care about the invaders are perfectly willing to brutalize them when they outlive their usefulness.
Never going to get the smell out
Thousands upon thousands come in every month, and they just focus on this story? Surely they have better ones than this.
Throw them in the Rio Grande.
Zip them up and throw them in the river
I used to swim in a hole they'd occasionally find hookers and ... other "tourists" stuffed in suitcases. I always thought a dismembered arm or a leg would occasionally float off or whoever was doing it would throw more rocks in there but they'd just keep popping up every few weeks in the newspaper. Sometimes it would be a couple months in between. Kinda gross. And nobody ever got caught throwing luggage in the middle of the night in there; spooky. Weird how every time you mix drugs and crime, people get chopped to pieces.
The old Coyote Burrito trick. Dude needs to up his game.
Nice, just put the luggage on the next plane back to Mexico.
Immigrants ehh, how about we use illegal aliens like before they change the language rules?
Why do they go through this much trouble when you can literally just walk across the border hassle free
Send them back inside the luggage
You tricky little devils! Where did you put my shorts and socks???
Supply and demand.
There are factions within that are allowing and perpetuating the human trafficking operations.
They need to be found and punished to the fullest extent.
Any business or group found to be abusing our system is to be exposed and destroyed.
"Migrants" - Nice Breitbart, at least you didn't call them "undocumented guests," so there's that I guess.
The picture looks staged...
Those checkpoints have x-rays that can see through metal and virtually anything in a box truck. You're generally not getting through unless they want you yo.
Good. Hope they all fucking die.