Feminine Penises, Masculine Vaginas, Bussies, Front Holes, Lovecraftian cosmic horrors. People don't even know what's in their own pants or under their own skirts, or how they're supposed to fit together.
Rather than chasing every perverse whim, it seems so much simpler to just be straight, get married, have mundane sex, build a life together, and have kids.
After he was placed in the squad car, he punched thru the steel cage and grabbed the steering wheel. Then, her steered the squad car thru a McDonalds drive thru.
One shot themselves three times in the chest in public at lunch in their cruiser. The other was killed with a fire extinguisher by a rebellious fbi informant. A third was unavailable for comment but is believed to have jumped off their balcony tomorrow and their fingernails were found in the doorway.
It's funny watching the "all cops are bastards" Leftists hoping for police brutality if Trump is arrested. Did I say funny? I meant infuriating. I can't fucking stand how they flip flop on everything.
LMAO this reminds me of the time the left tried to make out Trump was an action hero fighting off two security in the car and grabbing the steering wheel. I can’t get enough of this shit lol. Always cracks me up.
He grabbed me by the pussy lol
Right?
“…and I kind of liked it. “
"...and because he was famous, I let him do it"
"His hand slipped off when I gushed though 🥰😍😘🌊"
name checks out
'and I dont even have one' Wrong. Whoever arrests Trump on this shit is a pussy. Thin Blue Line of tyranny are pussies.
Feminine Penises, Masculine Vaginas, Bussies, Front Holes, Lovecraftian cosmic horrors. People don't even know what's in their own pants or under their own skirts, or how they're supposed to fit together.
Rather than chasing every perverse whim, it seems so much simpler to just be straight, get married, have mundane sex, build a life together, and have kids.
Butt Pussy!
Where is u/barack_obama2
Taking Big Mike's anaconda up the arse
Boogina
Diet Coke Bear unleashed.
kek
After he was placed in the squad car, he punched thru the steel cage and grabbed the steering wheel. Then, her steered the squad car thru a McDonalds drive thru.
and bought the entire police station lunch.
He ate steak well down with ketchup omagerd.
He ordered Diet Coke and Big Macs for the entire police force!
That caption, my sides!
STICKY THIS POST !!
LOL!
Trump fan fiction.
Think if they make Trump a superhero in marvel.
Marvel would make him a gay disabled BIPOC with autism like all their other heroes.
Thanks for the Bigly Laughs. It was incredible, like nothing I've ever felt before!
This is amazing!
Are you sure about that?
They may now
Trump quotes could replace Chuck Norris quotes.
Trump once grabbed a dude by the pussy so hard he gave him one.
Trump once fought off all his SS agents and stole the Beast to go get a Diet Coke.
kek <-- this one
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Big IF true!
"... and I don't even have one" ... now you do, now you do!
and that ladies and frens is why Putin and 45 are friends
LOL.....Awesome.
Top Kek
🔥🔥💥💥🌶🌶
We have the best memes don't we folks. Some have said in all of meme history!
No doubt 3 cops died valiantly too
One shot themselves three times in the chest in public at lunch in their cruiser. The other was killed with a fire extinguisher by a rebellious fbi informant. A third was unavailable for comment but is believed to have jumped off their balcony tomorrow and their fingernails were found in the doorway.
All from broken Clavicles.
"He grabbed me by the pussy and I don't even have one." You do now.
When we run with the left's horseshit is drives them NUTz.
The best weapon is always mockery
It's funny watching the "all cops are bastards" Leftists hoping for police brutality if Trump is arrested. Did I say funny? I meant infuriating. I can't fucking stand how they flip flop on everything.
It’s truly dizzying to try to keep up with these weather vanes.
Seems like 99% of these AI "Trump being arrested" can never get his height correct. Trump is a tall dude, but they always make him look tiny.
that one hand actually has 5 fingers though, so there's that.
It's not bad, though.
A little manual touch- up and it would be perfect.
Add some pores to the skin, too.
Needs a tiny Pepe chillin' in a rando's pocket.
Chuck Norris taking notes
KEK
Awesome, LOL.
"Tis much better without adding the SHITPOST flair!!!
Thank you.
The guy in the upper left is what every FBI and CIA person, I imagine looks like while doing this
LMAO this reminds me of the time the left tried to make out Trump was an action hero fighting off two security in the car and grabbing the steering wheel. I can’t get enough of this shit lol. Always cracks me up.
Lol!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH. Awesome!
I just got a cramp in my ass from laughing so hard. I didn't even know that was a thing.
LOL, awesome thread title. The Samson reference would be right at home in a Babylon Bee article.
this was fantastic, pede you won the interwebz today with this gem.
Dude. Funniest thing I've read all day. I'm still laughing from it. Thanks man.