Orange is a color we can all agree. It’s been a color for a very long time and that in itself is telling. The man, he is a man and we all know about men. Everyone knows bad is terrible and we know bad. We have seen bad. It’s bad.
Objection! Your honor the prosecution is making assumptions about the characteristics of my client that we all know these are wholly based upon the personal identifications on his character sheet. My client's preferred honorifics are GE/HM (God Emperor/His Majesty's). His color is Lions Mane. His alignment is lawful good. "Orange Man Bad" is deeply insulting. We move this remark be stricken from the record and replace with "Lion's Mane God Emperor Lawful Good". Furthermore, that the prosecution use this common courtesy when referring to my client in the future.
They attacked us with masks and lockdowns to plant the seed in our children's minds that 'the government' is all-powerful, knowing, authoritative etc, and to essentially break the trust between parent and child.
Masks were the first step, and now on to trans, woke, CRT in schools, all in secret to further the divide between parent and child.
Next is criminalization of parents, which pedophile joe has already signalled and been attempted in more than a few cases.
No it's common that a problem comes up (extortionists threaten you etc) and a lawyer just takes care of it on their own. If the lawyer can take care of it without needing to involve Trump that's the best case for him and probably what happened here.
In what world would my attorney take $130k out of his own pocket to pay someone off for me, that makes no sense. I don’t give a fuck if Trump paid this bitch off, I don’t see any crime there. But I really don’t understand this letter either.
according to fagapedia; 'Paul Davis Ryan is an American former politician who served as the 54th speaker of the United States House of Representatives from 2015 to 2019.'
I assume that's why Cohen went to jail and no one else.
Although it is strange why a lawyer would take it upon himself to pay someone off, other than nuisance lawsuits happen all the time to celebrities, and they're paid to go away.
When talking things Trump, you are around major amounts of money. So $100K is not a big deal. Cohen wanted to be a "fixer" and end up in the White House (that's the spin from one of Trump's current lawyers). So Cohen fixed things, using his own money, knowing/hoping that in the future it would pay off in spades/many times over.
On December 12, 2018, Cohen was sentenced to three years in federal prison and ordered to pay a $50,000 fine after pleading guilty to tax evasion and campaign-finance violations.[8]
The investigation led Cohen to plead guilty on August 21, 2018, to eight counts including campaign finance violations, tax fraud, and bank fraud.[10]
But he was charged with:
Criminal charges:
5 counts of tax evasion
1 count of making false statements to a financial institution
1 count of willfully causing an unlawful corporate contribution
1 count of making an excessive campaign contribution at the request of a candidate or campaign
1 count of making false statements to a congressional committee
I feel like there are some slightly contradictory statements on Wikipedia.
As for Cohen being a fixer, certainly seems that way for one instance:
Falwell scandal involvement
In 2015 president of Liberty University Jerry Falwell Jr. reached out to Cohen and asked him for a personal favor. Falwell had told Cohen that a third party had obtained compromising photos of Falwell's wife. Cohen met with the third party and after the meeting the person destroyed the photos.[83][84]
It was blackmail, credible or not it was pocket change and right before an election. Why should it even be illegal if she's just trying to throw an election?
Exactly what it was...Cohen picked up the tab for something Trump knew nothing about, then creepy porn lawyer got his dick sucked at a sleazy strip club and the ugly whore weaved an interesting tale...
Yeah it was a hush money deal. This stuff goes on all the time. The higher up the chain the more animals attack you. Trump's org is a cash cow. Daniels got caught, the courts figured it out, President Trump was vindicated, she owes him over a quarter of a million dollars on a middle-aged stripper's salary. Her lawyer who the Democrats embraced (and MUST be held to account for this) was a fraud and is now in prison.
Nothing more than a distraction. Check the flow fresh and clean Chinese illegals crossing our southern border, or the funds flowing to Ukraine or the trains derailing and warehouses blowing.
Cohen AND Daniels dreamed this up together. She "accuses" Trump (who would automatically fight) and Cohen pays himself, taking the decision AWAY from Trump. Then Cohen invoices Trump for "services rendered" including the payoff. Might have worked, but the whore couldn't keep her hand out of the cookie jar and hooked up with creepy porn lawyer. The rest, as they say…
I would go post this on the liberal pages I troll but they wouldn't have the slightest clue what it even means. All they know (think) is Orange man gonna get arrested 🙄
So Cohen recently lied to the grand jury. Maybe the DA will try to put the blame on him? Throw the fucker in jail and introduce his asshole to big, black cocks.
FUCKING CLOWN NEEDS TO BE ARRESTED , SAME WITH THE da
DA needs to be sued for a billiom.
Disbarr the TDS retard
But first - ooga booga
They haven't shown their hand yet.
It's true. because, you see, he be orange man... And orange man bad.
Dammit kamala
Orange is a color we can all agree. It’s been a color for a very long time and that in itself is telling. The man, he is a man and we all know about men. Everyone knows bad is terrible and we know bad. We have seen bad. It’s bad.
Objection! Your honor the prosecution is making assumptions about the characteristics of my client that we all know these are wholly based upon the personal identifications on his character sheet. My client's preferred honorifics are GE/HM (God Emperor/His Majesty's). His color is Lions Mane. His alignment is lawful good. "Orange Man Bad" is deeply insulting. We move this remark be stricken from the record and replace with "Lion's Mane God Emperor Lawful Good". Furthermore, that the prosecution use this common courtesy when referring to my client in the future.
He's as he is only verbally fluent in Perfect Phone Call, the court will need to provide an interpreter.
Orange Man bad ass?
OMIB!
Guilty your honorable FU McClintonious
It pits the DA against the FEC. If the DA is interfering in an election, there's very little choice and the grand jury won't matter at all.
ARREST THEM ALL. HANG THEM ALL. I AM TIRED OF TRAITORS IN MY COUNTRY RUINING ALL THAT MY CHILDREN ARE GROWING UP IN.
That's the point in their evil actions and plans
They attacked us with masks and lockdowns to plant the seed in our children's minds that 'the government' is all-powerful, knowing, authoritative etc, and to essentially break the trust between parent and child.
Masks were the first step, and now on to trans, woke, CRT in schools, all in secret to further the divide between parent and child.
Next is criminalization of parents, which pedophile joe has already signalled and been attempted in more than a few cases.
We're in open war, afaic.
Yeah, that came up on the charges or accusations. I should say first arose.
I figured it was just a clever way of tying up loose ends/covering tracks. However, who knows? Maybe cohen paid for a quickie for himself lol.
Maybe he was trying to set up Trump
No it's common that a problem comes up (extortionists threaten you etc) and a lawyer just takes care of it on their own. If the lawyer can take care of it without needing to involve Trump that's the best case for him and probably what happened here.
In what world would my attorney take $130k out of his own pocket to pay someone off for me, that makes no sense. I don’t give a fuck if Trump paid this bitch off, I don’t see any crime there. But I really don’t understand this letter either.
Cohen would just bill for legal services and tell trump he didn't want to know
This makes sense.
Cohen got his money back I’m sure.
I wonder if they had like a hush fund already established that covered this.
You may hope but what we have here is mention that he took it "from his own pocket?"
Stormy straps it on too?
Apparently so if Cohen could be serviced.
Paul Ryan is the Reason we had Russiagate. And the reason we have no Wall. FUCK PAUL RYAN.
Cannot stand Paul Ryan and he's the textbook definition of RINO.
/always has been
according to fagapedia; 'Paul Davis Ryan is an American former politician who served as the 54th speaker of the United States House of Representatives from 2015 to 2019.'
And there goes the whole case!
Done!
Sounds to me like Cohen banged Stormy.
Sounds like Cohen got rammed by Big Mike
It's Russian disinformation in 3...2...1...
I assume that's why Cohen went to jail and no one else.
Although it is strange why a lawyer would take it upon himself to pay someone off, other than nuisance lawsuits happen all the time to celebrities, and they're paid to go away.
When talking things Trump, you are around major amounts of money. So $100K is not a big deal. Cohen wanted to be a "fixer" and end up in the White House (that's the spin from one of Trump's current lawyers). So Cohen fixed things, using his own money, knowing/hoping that in the future it would pay off in spades/many times over.
This I can buy. Makes sense and I get it in that I've made similar mistakes.
Exactly how I understood it as well.
I will need to look up the tougher charges, but this certainly makes sense.
In prison for 1 year out of 3 (good behavior).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Cohen_(lawyer)#Prison_and_house_arrest
On December 12, 2018, Cohen was sentenced to three years in federal prison and ordered to pay a $50,000 fine after pleading guilty to tax evasion and campaign-finance violations.[8]
The investigation led Cohen to plead guilty on August 21, 2018, to eight counts including campaign finance violations, tax fraud, and bank fraud.[10]
But he was charged with:
Criminal charges:
I feel like there are some slightly contradictory statements on Wikipedia.
As for Cohen being a fixer, certainly seems that way for one instance:
Falwell scandal involvement
In 2015 president of Liberty University Jerry Falwell Jr. reached out to Cohen and asked him for a personal favor. Falwell had told Cohen that a third party had obtained compromising photos of Falwell's wife. Cohen met with the third party and after the meeting the person destroyed the photos.[83][84]
Wasn’t it some kind of scandal with a taxi company?
It was blackmail, credible or not it was pocket change and right before an election. Why should it even be illegal if she's just trying to throw an election?
Exactly what it was...Cohen picked up the tab for something Trump knew nothing about, then creepy porn lawyer got his dick sucked at a sleazy strip club and the ugly whore weaved an interesting tale...
Probably because he is the one that used her "services".
BTFO
Game. Set. Match!
Teflon Don rides again!
BOOM
But the Congress used tax dollars as hush money for their sexual harassments under Obama. Are they immune?
Cohen paid stormy for sex. He’s trying to cover it up.
Yeah it was a hush money deal. This stuff goes on all the time. The higher up the chain the more animals attack you. Trump's org is a cash cow. Daniels got caught, the courts figured it out, President Trump was vindicated, she owes him over a quarter of a million dollars on a middle-aged stripper's salary. Her lawyer who the Democrats embraced (and MUST be held to account for this) was a fraud and is now in prison.
Here is the PedoFag who filed the complaint with the FEC:
https://fedsoc.org/contributors/paul-ryan-1
Kudos for the link. “Seamus,” what a faggot.
I saw the name Paul Ryan and automatically assumed it was the other giant faggot.
So did I until i looked it up!
So....what you're really saying is oRaNgE mAn bAd!!!!!!
We knew this existed already.
I’m pretty sure we knew this already.
The impending Trump arrest is fake news.
Nothing more than a distraction. Check the flow fresh and clean Chinese illegals crossing our southern border, or the funds flowing to Ukraine or the trains derailing and warehouses blowing.
Should be the end of discussion
This is how the grift went down
Cohen AND Daniels dreamed this up together. She "accuses" Trump (who would automatically fight) and Cohen pays himself, taking the decision AWAY from Trump. Then Cohen invoices Trump for "services rendered" including the payoff. Might have worked, but the whore couldn't keep her hand out of the cookie jar and hooked up with creepy porn lawyer. The rest, as they say…
Cohen is going back to jail again.
I would go post this on the liberal pages I troll but they wouldn't have the slightest clue what it even means. All they know (think) is Orange man gonna get arrested 🙄
Why do you let facts get in the way!
I mean, really, who knew that their fantasy charges wouldn't materialize?
Is this part of the exculpatory evidence that was held back? If so, seems accountability is in order. This appears to be a big thing to hide.
Looks like a perfect letter to me 🐸
Reasonable
So Cohen recently lied to the grand jury. Maybe the DA will try to put the blame on him? Throw the fucker in jail and introduce his asshole to big, black cocks.
Paul Ryan was the one who turned Trump in and filed the complaint with the FCC
Wouldn't be surprised if it was Cohen banging her.
Damn he spelled horse face wrong.