36 () posted 73 days ago by Range4harry 73 days ago by Range4harry +39 / -3 28 comments share 28 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Can’t possibly be true…
She made a dead man cum?
Its obviously not true.
My first thought exactly, second thought, how would they know who's DNA to test it with, and how could they possibly confirm he was dead when the deed was done?
And wtf, he's dead, that is not rape, what crime did she commit? Lol please include source abs what does this have to do with Trump, shareblue?, whoops, sorry for noticing
I think the legal term would be "abuse of a corpse". Necrophilia is illegal in the US as far as I know. Still the story hardly makes any sense unless there is a way to extract semen from a corpse which is something I definitely do not want to Google.
I mean...did she Frankenstein that guy up with electricity or what? How would that even work?
I have no clue. It is really beyond my knowledge and I think I want to keep it that way. Sometimes being ignorant about a topic is just fine.
I have a burning curiosity. But I also enjoy being sane.
These two parts of me are at war, currently.
Inside of you there are two wolves ...
neither one of them say fuck doing an autopsy, this corpse is going to get me pregnant.
They both say fuck Joe Biden though! In the euphemistic sense only, ofc
Who knew the Rolling Stones were prophets and predicted her existence. Before she was born. Probably before her mama was born
She looks like Morticia. Eyes couldn't get blacker.
Carolyn Jones was a fuckin hotty!
Rigor mortis, baby 😂
At least she won't have to worry about visitation rights 😖😖😖😖
And he doesn't have to deal with crazy, or child support.
A liberal judge will force the dead man to pay child support and alimony.
And make sure he votes for Joe Biden
It's impossible for a man to get hard or ejaculate when dead (no blood pressure, no orgasm) so she must have manually extracted the sperm with a needle if any of this is even remotely true (which I doubt) but damn.... Some people don't deserve to live on this planet.
Well, that guy managed to get a woman pregnant, so he must have been doing something right...
So that's how Antifa multiplies. Guy's, I think we just found out how to stop the reproduction of these rats.
Her family reported that they were relieved to learn she was not employed by the FBI.
I heard that spooge actually stays viable for awhile after a person is deceased, your nether region is one of the last things to stop working after you're dead. It's disturbing that someone would shag a dead person regardless.
I hope to get lucky after I croak.
Make a grown man cry
Easy girls are the best, has anyone doxed her yet? Asking for a friend.
Bet he had a solid stiffy