1795 JPMorgan Test Will Ditch Cards To Let Consumers Pay with Palm or Face Instead (media.patriots.win) posted 77 days ago by CerebralPimp 77 days ago by CerebralPimp +1799 / -4 352 comments download share 352 comments share download save hide report block hide replies
how bout my cock? can i pay with my cock?
Settle down Big Mike
For some reason I read your username as Southpark Guy and I was about to say username checks out, but alas it isn't, so just take my upvote instead :)
He's cuban-adjacent, you bigot!
Consider the hygiene issues. Would have made covid type protections most interesting.
I'm in south Florida...
Never heard of her, but congrats
If you put it in the right "reader." JPMorgan not responsible if you choose the wrong hole.
They can scan my gooch with their tongue 😛
That's super funny but only 7 ups??
I see what you did there.
Fun Fact: J P Morgan had a rubber-neck... so, technically...
The TSA was preparing people for cock scans
Toppest kek here!
this is for charges, not discharges
FBI and IRS? Yes
And he causes all, the small and the great, and the rich and the poor, and the free men and the slaves, to be given a mark on their right hand or on their forehead, and he provides that no one will be able to buy or to sell, except the one who has the mark, either the name of the beast or the number of his name.
Then another angel, a third one, followed them, saying with a loud voice, “If anyone worships the beast and his image, and receives a mark on his forehead or on his hand, he also will drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is mixed in full strength in the cup of His anger; and he will be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels and in the presence of the Lamb.
Then they fucked around and found out, Then another shitposter, a seventh one, saying with righteous indignation, "Bring It, if anyone worships the beast and his image, is a pedophile communist faggot" and God did nod, remarking to his angels, "Watch this" and God did allow the faggots to believe the Nazis were racist and did not program their AI bots to understand sarcasm and humor. Then the Lamb Battalion, dressed in blackface and their mothers' Sunday dresses did defeat Satans faggot army and eventually colonize Mars, The End.
Most People don't realize that God works through our own hands and cannot do anything unless we do it ourselves. This way, free will is not violated. Therefore, if we just sit here bending the knee, paying taxes, and doing whatever the commies want us to do instead of doing what is best for us, then they win but if we stand up and be noncompliant, God works through us to make sure we win and nothing can stop God.
Finally someone else gets it.
He can do anything he wishes, and does not need us to “do” anything for His will to be done. He can even keep us from doing what we typically wouldn’t. He hardened the Pharos heart, so that he wouldn’t repent, and he forced Jonah to Nineveh against his will, to do what God wanted done, like it or not.
But God is much more considerate than that. We do agree that God is perfect right? Wouldn’t a perfect God be considerate of our free will?
That is where the old saying comes from “God helps those that help themselves”. If God helps us as we are helping ourselves, there is no violation of free will. That’s what I believe personally.
This is a good dig into the biblical nature of the relationship between God’s sovereignty and human responsibility. How exactly the two are not mutually exclusive is somewhat of a divine mystery.
Nonsense. God does what He wants.
True he can. He doesn’t want to violate our will though is my belief.
Is that biblical?
I know I can dig up verses to support this other than the ones that say God is perfect or God is love. I just did a lot of research on the hardest questions like “why doesn’t God just fix all this” and that was one of the answers I came up with.
God being love/perfect actually undermines your point methinks.
frantically scrolling through all my theology books and “the lost books of the Bible” for this I NEED MORE!
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from the book of "it was the fuck around time"
Book of FAFO
discovered hidden on Epstein Island by the SDNY Weiner laptop officers after the Uranium One deal went south on Zorro Ranch!
Everyone knows that his name was Seth Rich, but really you can ask Noodles or Donna Brazile about that.
Skippy would prefer if you call him 'Father'
Hook up with this guy and create a video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1zDNBIswek
Appreciate the post, fellow Christian.
I heard a theory the other day, and would genuinely like you, or anyone else's, insight: Some of those trying to introduce the NWO profess to be Christians, and are purposely trying to implement the prophecies of the BIble, in order to bring the Second Coming to fruition.
IMO, this is not only trying to play, or replace, God, but skirts the line of Matthew 24:
Watch the final season of the show "Supernatural". The main plot point is "killing God" and having another entity replace Him.
they want it on their terms.
Christmas is a lie dot com on YouTube (type like url) will have every answer you ever sought, antichrist for dummies playlist, it will change your life
I sometimes wonder if this is revelation happening, or if they’re just deliberately trying to fulfill revelation.
With all due respect, this sounds more like using existing biometrics like your face and skin to complete payments as opposed to implanting chips inside your skin. Doesn't really sound like this is Mark of the Beast.
I still don't like the idea though.
You scan your face so it works before the event. This just sounds like them trying to get people to coluntarily scan themselves. So in the future cameras have all your info already instead of having to rely on asking you for your id
This is referring to the Catholic Ash Wednesday mark and it’s been fulfilled by pope 666 for over 1500 years, you’re currently under Jesuit futurism propaganda if you believe the mark of the beast and antichrist will be revealed in the future, much like the rest of the sleeping world. Wake up!
If you have noticed the overlords in charge are doing everything possible to log everyone into an ID and data collection. This will create a better profile for the credit score slave system once the CBDC's roll out.
They already have an extensive profile on each of us, and they are well aware that they're faggots who can go fuck themselves trying to implement anything.
They're self imploding and they won't develop this nearly fast enough for it to take effect before the French have their way with the guillotine
The first phase of the CBDC's is rolling out here in May to July. According to https://www.federalreserve.gov/paymentsystems/fednow_about.htm
Looks like cashless to me.
they want it, but they can't have it
Sure they can, they own the cash, they can declare it worthless over night and so be it. No more business want to touch it, no individual. No more protection against counterfeiting, and bam it's dead. Want physical money? Then go for gold and silver.
i have some gold and a little more silver
I lost it all in a tragic boating accident.
At this point I think a scuba set might be a great investment for everything at the bottom of our lakes. :)
Fednow is basically faster ach afaik
Congress has approved $4bn for illegal aliens to stay in fancy hotels
Your account will be debited $175 per week for 3 years
They sure couldn’t make a website capable of handling Obamacare in a few years so a digital currency would be a stretch too.
Quality Assurance has been degraded for decades. Things are barely working.
On any given week there are Amazon Web Service outages or other 3rd party service providers. Nothing is as secure as people like to think it is.
oh how people forget hacks and breaches quickly. Nothing has been fixed.
Just last year there was a log4 issue that affected everyone and had been there for a long long long long time.
The CIA and Chyna and others have compromised every system that operates using 'chips'.
The answer is NOISE.
This entire strategy relies on clean data. You have full power to destroy that. It's an open input, anything you want goes in there, and you can make it as messy as you like.
Give them a profile that they can't make sense of.
The “voluntary” phase of this is the first 10 degrees of the slow boil before it becomes mandatory
CBDC is already rolled out in many areas, it's the back end of banking, a replacement for SWIFT and nothing you will even know about. This change is about the front-end, and although cards sucks, their new system won't be any better.
Maybe we should review this and see where they're at. Last I heard the Klaus Shwab was saying in the future the new currency would be data. The more data the more wealth a company could have.
That system has existed for decades. Why the fuck is everyone pretending that newer technologies are the things enabling this?
IT. ALREADY. EXISTS.
Slashdot used to be really awesome back in the day.
lol yep, a co-worker and I were talking about them today and I checked out the site and saw that and felt like sharing. Oh the days of being slash dotted :)
They went hard woke. If you disagree with the narrative there is always someone there to downvote you until your account is unable to post. They did this even with their dwindling viewers. I moved on and wished them the most death possible.
I find myself wishing most death possible a lot
Yep, it's sad.
Tech jobs went to california, california is where the majority of our agriculture comes from, hence where the water is most contaminated with pesticides that disrupt hormones. All those fruits and vegetables are turning the people into fruits and vegetables.
When I first heard of them I used to get all messed up with typing the web address due to the name: "slash" and "dot. I would type in slash.org haha. Slashdot was also a Pagerank 9 website and that was a big deal back around 2006 when I started doing SEO on my websites so trying to get a link from them was huge. One link from them could literally have thrown your website to the frontpage of Google search results.
Once upon a time the literal keys to the kingdom of computer systems knowledge was available on /.
What's your favorite breakfast cereal? I'm kind of fond of Capt'nCrunch KEK
Haha, the first comment: https://interviews.slashdot.org/story/03/04/14/1446228/talk-it-over-with-captain-crunch
The free whistle inside Captain Crunch was a 2600 hz tone. Which allowed you to make heavily discounted long-distance calls KEK
Not that I would ever do that.... Because it would be wrong.
I still refer to this as slashdot effect nowadays, but not many people understand it anymore.
TDS is one hell of a disease.
It's always fun to watch the drama when companies try facial recognition and the computers don't recognize blacks as people
Or remember that app only for women, that used facial recognition to confirm it, and trannies couldn't get in. The creator basically just said "too bad lol".
They actually outlawed facial recognition in life insurance underwriting, because it would give black people higher prices.
now they just screen by - name of father
Hopefully by the first name
or only with a first name LOL
Crazy that black people have been using Face ID for years without any issue. It's almost like the technology has improved.
FaceID doesn't see skin color like normal facial recognition. It's infrared constantly blasting your face. The cancer is totally worth it to stop racism, though.
tell me more about "normal facial recognition" and why you think that it's still based on old deprecated technology...
Also I hope you realize that you can just as easily extrapolate Z data with multiple captures of a 3D object without any infrared sensors.
or auto assigned the gender from birth on forms lol
DO NOT SIGN UP
Jesus is King.
13:15 is where it really hits home, though:
"The second beast was permitted to give breath to the image of the first beast, so that the image could speak and cause all who refused to worship it to be killed."
Do not give your biometrics to anyone.
They take them the day babies are born; why do you think they even insist that those that homebirth get their babies into the hospital?
Those records are still relatively protected. You start scanning and uploading your biometrics to commercial servers and you're compromised. And the next time that company or any of the contractors it gives access to has a data breech, you can't change your biometrics like a password.
If you want to stir up trouble you can setup your own LLC with your own controlling stake, assign all your biometric data to it, and then sue everyone else for intellectual property theft when they take photos or video record without your permission (such as stores, etc. doing the surveillance now).
Sounds like a great way to lose a fuckton of money in court
irrevocable credentials are a great business practice!
Except your mom! (sorry, I couldn't help, it was low hanging fruit... is what your mom said to me!) (again, sorry the jokes just write themselves!)
Face Palm? Sounds like an April fools joke.
The Degenerates can take their Satanic scheme and cram it. 👺🔱 💩
NB4 mark o' beast concerns...
Next step: you need a micro dot on your hand or forehead to make payments.
would that be racist to Indians?
Possibly cultural appropriation, I dunno. I do know that Indians will be the people writing the code for $10/hour.
ya did not think of that... so its not racist and thats good
I do know that Indians will be the people stealing the code for $10/hour.
well if the clot shot really did have an RFID component, well we'lll know soon!
the best component the shot had was identifying who will and will not comply
Wouldn't make much sense unless they can get the RFID chip from wherever it's injected to the hand where it makes sense. It's likely a different type of technology in the jabs, nano robots, something harnessing energy from the body, something that can track in real time and self replicate because obviously they don't want to spend a fortune on every single individual.
Something for the biometric data which can read it in real time and broadcast over a wireless interface most likely. Hence people getting magnetic and a lot of people dying from immune system responses, each batch of the first jabs could contain a different strategy for this technology, endless test subjects.
No, we would have already known because that shit would be easy to detect.
But only by about 3 seconds.
No, but the second temple was built, and Daniel 9 was written before that. Shrug.
And you can transfer funds between 2 of your own accounts with a FacePalm.
For a 40% capital gains/gift tax. 🤡🤡🤡
this is YEARS off..
trust me - the FinTech industry in Canada is 'cutting edge' compared to the States (which takes a long time to roll out new stuff to 300+ million people compared to 30+ million up here)..
We're all using 'tap' up here, and purchases over 150$ need to have the card inserted into the terminal and you punch in your 4digit pin.
People still use multiple credit cards, cheque and saving accounts, business cards and personal cards etc...
imagine you walk into a store and get charged to the wrong fucking card every time you make a purchase. Accounting will be a nightmare and the system have not been built yet.
They take years of development and quality assurance testing - the requirements to process money are long and extensive with multiple phases. Either they do that part correctly, or they're going to face major hacks and lawsuits.
Either way, its a long way off from adoption in real life and hopefully by then Globohomo has self imploded.
Yeah this. It'll happen but I don't think it's very close to becoming a reality.
Right now banks are focused on trying to find new ways to take payments, so this is just one of many paths.
In reality they're still trying to go 'mobile' and accept payments (credit/debit) from small businesses that take cash, like businesses that mainly run on the side and want to use their phone and a small terminal only, wifi
Good assessment. I agree with ya.
Solution: No one is allowed to spend more then $150 per day.
Uh, Amazon has "pay with your hand" scanners operating right now, this second, in whole foods market.
oh i wouldn't know, i don't shop at faggot vegan supermarkets but it makes sense they'd roll it out there as a pilot program.
also, fuck Amazon, I don't shop from them so I also wouldn't know.
Also, don't work for Amazon, they're slave labour
I don't shop there either. I stopped at one to pick up a dessert for a friend's get-together, and saw them in the self checkout. Nevertheless, the technology is here and claiming it's years away is false.
just because it has rolled out in a limited manner doesn't mean it's going to be everywhere any time soon, but you're not wrong that the technology exists.
I'm not making false claims about the current state of FinTech though.
We are years away from it being widely adopted and that's logistical practicality and not a reflection of the technology existing or not.
I never said you were making false claims about FinTech. I said the technology is here, and it is. You are deliberately understating the validity of what I'm saying to try to prove a point. Literally anyone with access to a whole foods market has access to this technology right now. That's millions of people already, and you think this won't explode? Amazon beat everyone with the technology. Not my fault you haven't been notified. I wasn't the one who downvoted you either.
Its regional, I'll go into my local wholefoods up here and see if they're doing facial recognition transactions. I do use fingerprint technology to unlock my banking and credit app but that's not whole hand scanning like we were originally discussing
Now you're lying. You said pay with the hand transactions are years away. You're also lying by saying I at some point said they had facial recognition scanners, which I never did.
Of course fingerprint tech exists and has for decades. That is not what this is. It is a biometric scan of your palm that lets you wave your hand over a scanner to pay.
Your lack of info is your own problem, so instead of wasting time insisting you're right, and lying about what I've said, why don't you stop arguing a point and read about it yourself. Your claim of "regionality" doesn't diminish for one second the fact that millions of people have access to this technology right now.
China set this up in under 2 years with 1.4B people.
yeah but they're cucks mostly, a conquered people with minimum resistance qualities.
they're also (mostly) poor and the ones who have money are CCP party members..
its also probably really buggy, shitty, hardly works effectively and there's people who get fucked arbitrarily all the time because they 'look' like another asian guy with shit credit.
I'm sure there are countless ways around the system and most criminals would try to leave the cities where it's implemented (like Beijing/Shanghai)..
I know if they started doing it here i'd just spraypaint the camera like redlight cameras.
Short of you being masked (facial camera would store your face) and walked there (to avoid MdDonald's security cameras, and every camera on the route to McDonald's) you would be ok.
A shop owner in a rural town if you pulled that would beat you down because he's required to use it and it cost him thousands of dollars and you just took away food from his family for the next week.
shop owners in rural towns can be confronted without them calling the cops. what incentive do they have to ruin relationships with customers over facial recognition government bullshit.
barter with them or boycott them.
He can't send a cow to a warehouse and get a weeks worth of supplies. You'd be talking silver and gold. And then comes the issue that IMHO CBDC will ban ownership of gold and silver &/or use for transactions. It's why a number of States are putting it in constitution that gold and silver are currency and are legal tendency.
even legal tender isn't legal tender.
I honestly couldn't pay for cash for my sons haircut during covid and I looked it up. Despite being legal tender, places are allowed to refuse it.
which means nothing means anything and money isn't worth anything unless you thiink it is.
I recall years ago a city bank refused a transaction due to my missing driver’s license awaiting replacement.
After conferring with the branch supervisor, they insisted they still couldn’t confirm my identity and could not proceed because the CURRENT US PASSPORT I brought wasn’t good enough.
EDIT: in more than just government, personnel often equals policy. Then and now.
These problems are already solved.
Do not comply, become ungovernable!
TIL the old ladies writing checks in line instead of using a credit card are ungovernable. Down with convenient payment processing!
Revelation 13:16-17 getting closer and closerto fulfillment: "Also it causes all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, to be marked on the right hand or the forehead, so that no one can buy or sell unless he has the mark"
nOtHiNg To HiDe
awesome, I'm going to get a picture of barack obama on a stick
That already exists whenever Barack gives Big Mike a bj.
Funny, now I'm going to go vomit
I hope they call the program “FacePalm”.
They're just setting the table for this:
My guess? They roll out the program, people get used to it, then there will be "beaches" and people will lose their life's savings (or so we'll be told) so it needs to be made more "secure". Eventually no buying or selling ANYTHING without the mark. All by design, all predicted over 2000 years ago. Atheists will claim "Coinkydink"...
This is quite possible, especially considering how Satanists so frequently think of themselves as atheists who are just being "ironic." None of it is real evil you see, just tongue-in-cheek mockery and pretend evil to get a rise out of backwards Christians who need to "lighten up." Setting up a totalitarian banking system is all in good fun, just like brutally dismembering babies while they're alive in the womb (or if they were accidentally born, either way) and selling their body parts on an industrial scale, and trying to get the whole thing protected as a religious sacrament under the First Amendment. It's all equally harmless jokesterism, you see.
Actually they claim that anything can be "the mark" if you try hard enough. This is what, the 15th or 16th thing that's come up and had everyone on this site yelling about it?
Aside from the product UPC codes from long ago (which was a very weird interpretation), it's rarely about "tryi[ng] hard enough" to cast something innocuous as evil.
Instead, a rapidly increasing number of technological applications are legitimately following an archetypally evil pattern in the service of totalitarian control. We don't know when the true final manifestation will arise from these precursors, but the direction of things is clear, and the Bible warns us against this entire category of evils for good reason.
None of things things have to be the true Mark of the Beast to yell about avoiding them, and the yelling is justified in most of these cases. The strong resemblance alone should be enough for anyone with basic foresight and wisdom, even those who aren't religious.
i remember when i first head about the book of revelations(hope i have this right) and as a child thinking how could we be forced to pay with a marking on our body,
Yes, that's an article from Slashdot :D
There is a Bloomberg article with this headline (open access at https://www.bnnbloomberg.ca/jpmorgan-test-will-ditch-cards-to-let-consumers-pay-with-palm-or-face-instead-1.1899414 ; and the same article with a different headline behind paywall at https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-03-23/jpmorgan-test-will-ditch-cards-to-let-consumers-pay-with-palm-or-face-instead#xj4y7vzkg ). However, nothing in the article supports the "will ditch cards" claims in the headline. It's just a test of an option that customers can choose to enroll in and use at the test locations.
Sure, we all have good reason to worry that tests of new options are precursors to rollouts of nonoptional technology. But at the moment, I'm a lot more concerned about smartphone use becoming nonoptional for all sorts of things, including payments, than direct biometric recognition technologies.
I would love to sign up for Truth Social, but every time I check, they still don't have a way to sign up without using a smartphone. Even though the platform can be accessed and used from a desktop/laptop, you can't create an account without using a smartphone.
mark on the forehead?
Why are they so insensitive to us south paws?
if I had a bag of nickels, I would hit them with it.
based and nickelpilled
There’s probably better books out there, but reading Reminiscences of a Stock Operator about Jesse Livermore and how JP Morgan fit into the scene during the panic of 1907, formation of the Federal Reserve, the Great Depression and more. This company has been a cancer to individual freedom for well over a century. Maybe I’m wrong, but I look at Livermore as a hero, a poor scumbag from Boston who got rich trading stocks, and the creation of the SEC really fucked up his game to the point he got ultra rich and lost it all multiple times, couldn’t recover after regulations were put into place so he then blew his brains out. Anyway these guys, just total con men stealing your money, in bed with government since at least the end of the 19th century.
the anonimity of cash was something I never appreciated
The world has definitely passed me by. I would trade all this bullshit technology for the freedom and anonymity of previous eras. I would miss the medicine (well, some of it - mostly the painkillers; they can keep the flu shot and the Wuhan shots) but otherwise I'd be better off.
both of these "new" techs have been defeated damn near a decade ago
LITERALLY MARK OF THE BEAST
Will 666 tattooed on your forehead, suffice?
So just print out a pic of biden and have unlimited funds! #WINNING!
Yeah I'll just stick with cash or card.
It won't be much longer after that that they use facial biometrics to determine if a person is deserving of a credit line.
Do we get to burn the banks down yet?
Should have been done back in 1913 already.
So now instead of stealing your card criminals can just chop off your hand lol
pffffft they just need the print.... something oily and some powder and pooooof
If you aren’t making 80% of your purchases with cash you are the problem and you will be the first to starve. Take out cash on pay day and every transaction that can be cash should be