Seconded. Young woke devs suck anyway. They can barely write vanilla JavaScript and just use other people's code/components/libraries. Any I've dealt with write hacky code, don't follow best practices, don't have experience/incite, can't deal with customers, and don't write error handling or know how to debug .
“Excuse me, human code writer, you seem to have named a variable on the do not use list and I’m going to need you to refactor all of your code after your essay on why “let freedomRing” is a bad name for a variable and may offend others who come across your code in the future or in the present.”
Because we all know if a company includes it on their website they actually follow it. And, if they don't have it, it means they're automatically the exact opposite. Clowns.
I just took a job at a startup where I’ll be deeply involved in building the dev team. I dread the interviews - I know full well how many wokesters are in the software industry and I really don’t want to build a culture I won’t be happy in.
Nice Dodge. There have been several TikTok videos here in the past week or two about what it might be like to hire somebody as woke as your garbage sack. Typically what might happen is they destroy the moral of the entire department in the company before getting fired.
Honestly you can find any recipe online, BUT what you want is someone who has a very old mother dough they’ve had in their family for years and then build off of that and never let it go bad in your fridge.
As a fellow dev, I'm glad you passed. It's really hurt the culture.
Seconded. Young woke devs suck anyway. They can barely write vanilla JavaScript and just use other people's code/components/libraries. Any I've dealt with write hacky code, don't follow best practices, don't have experience/incite, can't deal with customers, and don't write error handling or know how to debug .
I will never ever ever ever hire a woke anything if I have literally any other option.
Personal pronouns on a resumé guarantee its gets tossed in the trash.
Wait until someone litigates over your default repo branch being named MASTER...
If only they could see the word SLAVE in all caps of any branches under the master :)
I’m doing contract work for a company that has an “inclusive language scan” as part of the CI pipeline.
I so want to call bull, but you’re probably right.
Oh, it searches for terms like master/slave, whitelist/blacklist, etc. right after the static analyzer runs, this thing fires off.
“Excuse me, human code writer, you seem to have named a variable on the do not use list and I’m going to need you to refactor all of your code after your essay on why “let freedomRing” is a bad name for a variable and may offend others who come across your code in the future or in the present.”
Only hire christians.
The non LGBTQ Christians. Mainline Churches are compromised except for the Orthodox
So Christians are incompetent?
Because we all know if a company includes it on their website they actually follow it. And, if they don't have it, it means they're automatically the exact opposite. Clowns.
Bread is racist!
Nah, just white bread 😎
HFCS bread is dogshit.
HFCS makes anything poison.
Ayo why you aint got no pumpernickel?
I just took a job at a startup where I’ll be deeply involved in building the dev team. I dread the interviews - I know full well how many wokesters are in the software industry and I really don’t want to build a culture I won’t be happy in.
Just look for pronouns and you’ll know
Just buy a bunch of rubber ducks.
That’ll work.
Wow. A bullet that missed. . ! Don't want to get stuck with one of those nitwits.
Nice Dodge. There have been several TikTok videos here in the past week or two about what it might be like to hire somebody as woke as your garbage sack. Typically what might happen is they destroy the moral of the entire department in the company before getting fired.
I chuckled. Cool story, bro. I mean it!
😎
"There's the door. Sorry, I can tell this isn't going to work out".
Nuclear sourdough bread?
Only if it’s from a legitimate mother… land :)
I hope you told them to get the fuck off the property and go suck a black dick.
It’s too powerful!
bigot
Hope you told him you don’t hire retards
The mother dough is a trade secret :D
Do you know w a good way to make it? It's costing like $4-5 at Aldi lately...
Honestly you can find any recipe online, BUT what you want is someone who has a very old mother dough they’ve had in their family for years and then build off of that and never let it go bad in your fridge.
Oh so the true essence of it is in the bacterial colony.
…that’s pretty much correct!