93 Dindurella (media.patriots.win) posted 72 days ago by cnn_can_dox_my_balls 72 days ago by cnn_can_dox_my_balls +95 / -2 15 comments download share 15 comments share download save hide report block hide replies
They should at least change it up a little, make it their own. “Cindernequa and the forty thieves” There aren’t necessarily forty thieves, but her ugly ass sisters keep stealing her forty’s. She has to go to the liquor store and get more, but she has to go right quick, cuz she can’t have her car out past midnight. It won’t turn into a pumpkin, but her tires will disappear and be replaced by blocks.
And the reason the (fresh) Prince comes to find her because of the glass slipper she accidently left behind at the local strip club (where she was working) wasn't because he wanted to find her but rather he wanted to steal the other slipper.
edit - More seriously not only did they replace a historically white character with a black woman but they even gave her fucking blue danger hair as well. It's like they just can't help themselves with this shit.
Ain't she damned near 40?!?!
they just cgi the wrinkles out
Must be a supercomputer
Wakanda no whites allowed. Every other story---replace all the whites
Looks super low budget...
She does look cheap, agreed, but I think the correct term is socio-economically disadvantaged.
why isn't Prince Charming a black?...how offensive and a complete slap in the face for blacks?.....there were no Black Prince Charmings back then?...how Racist!
Prince Charming should show up in his deuce and a quarter and rescue her ass.
Can we just have a white Hollywood equivalent? Or a white equivalent everything? This is so stupid and cringe..
Another dumpster fire loss making movie for Disney!....no little girl is going to by a black Cinderella...Watch the kids revolt who expect a white Cinderella after all the books they read and previous movies.
Damn, black really don't crack, huh? 🤔