101 Wtf is going on here?! (twitter.com) posted 69 days ago by IronWolve 69 days ago by IronWolve +101 / -0 55 comments share 55 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Total un-self-awareness in public. It's Miami during "black spring break" or the spring break of people NOT in four year colleges. It's not an official thing, but Miami has to be the one to do something about it.
The guys chasing the man are wearing wait staff aprons so it looked like they were gong after a dine and dasher who tried to not pay his bill.
I thought it was Chicago until I saw the palm trees. During the summer 2020 riots, the same twerking was happening on the roofs of cop cars taken over by the mob.
Not sure. Jane Goodall may have a term for it.
mating dance for the primitives
I thought they did it to shake out their butt plugs? I guess I was wrong.
Fat ugly people are compelled to do it mostly it seems.
In a way it's kind of like gamer tea bagging after a kill.
Scroll down to about the 10th Twitter comment and you'll understand
It's a new thing that social media started. I'm really not sure how people are so unaware how they look.
It's a new wave of female gang sign.
::David Attenborough voice:: As the smell of cocoa butter and and horse hair lofts through the streets of miami, the female chimpanzee does their ritual mating dance for any male chimpanzee desperate enough to find a mate here.
David Attenborough on America
Fucking hilarious - UPVOTE THIS FELLOW HAWK
They have nothing of value to offer to a man so they dress like ho's to attract a man.
And yet somehow, this is all white people's fault?
A mostly peaceful twearking.
Ooga Booga Intesifies
You can take the primates out of the jungle, but...
Sad that the reddest red states also have the highest percentage of people that can't swim.
Looking more at Idaho.
Das muh culcha! It be a chimp out!
When is Putin sending the first nuke I got the coordinates.
If you enjoyed that... just wait for the videos from Miami over the next 3-4 days - the "Ultra" music festival starts today and I expect plenty more of this, some more shootings down on Ocean Drive, probably a bunch of OD's and some "suddenlies" at the festival. A grand time will be had by all... (and the liquor store curfew they just rolled out won't do dick)
I'm the early-mid 2000s, ultra wasn't like that
It would have perfect if gunfire started at the end and everybody ran away.
Imagine the smell
Some sort of tribal dance / ritual? 🤷🏼♂️😂
Miami used to be fun.
I was in south beach a few weeks ago before a fishing trip.. it’s an overpriced tourist trap shithole now. Didn’t even recognize it from the early 2010s
They are animals
Can we get a David Attenborough narration
Scroll up lol
Looks like a dine and dash!
Nobody is interested in "appropriating" this "culture".
This is all bewildering.
A mating ritual???
Is that South Beach? Poor South Beach :(
Welcome to the jungle!!
We got fun and games.
I wonder why so many other places decided to chase off their spring break crowd.
Odd mating ritual
I watched Mad Max Fury Road again for the umpteenth time and thought of the following dialog after seeing that stupid intersection twerking:
[At night, a white dot falls from the sky]
Toast the Knowing: Look.
V-Melita: That's what you call a satellite.
Toast: Miss Giddy told us about those. They used to bounce messages across the earth.
V-Melita: Shows. Everyone in the old world had a show.
Toast: Do you think there's somebody still out there? Sending shows?
V-Melita: [Looking out across the empty desert] Who knows? Those are the plains of silence.
Everyone's a celebrity in their own minds, yet I'm not seeing anything worth celebrating. Shaming yes, celebrating, no.
I don't think any of these people shaking their ass took the jab