1492 FBI among first responders on scene after white powder mailed to Alvin Bragg's office (media.patriots.win) posted 73 days ago by Stoya9186 73 days ago by Stoya9186 +1492 / -0 59 comments download share 59 comments share download save hide report block hide replies
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FYI - That’s dried jizz on his lip not white powder.
You have to let it dry first.
is this leading to a sloppy cock mike story? because keep me updated please, I need that shit. I love reading about the details about the veins and sweat
Update: FBI determines mysterious “white powder” was just sugar crumbs from Alvins morning donuts.
This story will disappear forever once it is found out that the baking powder was sent from a blue-haired mom of trans kids from Seattle or the like
was there a return address on the anthrax coke?
How to launder cocaine:
Giving away classified information there
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I thought that the FBI was only into sucking dick.
Sucking dick, trafficking child sex slaves, committing domestic terrorism, promoting racial violence, just to name a few of the FBI's official duties.
Give them a little credit. They can multitask!
multitasking is a myth. They can only suck dick
I hear the FBI is professional dick suckers. Everybody's saying it. Everybody knows it.
How do you think they pay for the powder
With all due respect to OP, the agent in the picture probably was just blowing his wife's boyfriend.
“We were told it was a white liquid!”
They try so hard, don't they.
My best guess is that white powder was powdered sugar from a Jelly Doughnut.
Who do you think put it there?
Top KEK, Fren!
Should be dripping off his lips.
Is cocaine still really popular among gay homosexual FBI agents that have sex in the butt where the poop comes out?
Looks like a cumstache.
Most of the time that "mustache" is brown.
Oh, here we go. Now the man is going to be the victim. Feel sorry, everyone.
and then when Alvin noticed it was anthrax he ran to the phone to tell the FBI he got it, I mean he got a letter with anthrax in it, and there was a noose by the phone with a MAGA hat
Oh they just happened to be there!
Is anthrax bad??
Unpopular opinion: maybe GEOTUS should dial down the "death and destruction" tweets a bit. Because any death threats or suspicious packages are then immediately blamed on his supporters. It just isn't a very good look for him in my opinion.
Inb4 powdered donuts he ordered himself
So! I'm not feeling the outrage!
If its the FBI we are talking about, thats a white fluid, not powder.
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The FBI agents were soon disappointed to discover that 1, the white powder was NOT evaporated semen, and 2, that it was their own coworker who planted the worthless not-semen.
That's because the FBI mailed it.
Doing bumps off each other's asses. Faggots!
White powder is always a fed op. No citizens are sitting around with anthrax in their house waiting for someone on TV to make them mad.
He who dealt it.....