Internet claims Macron is 5’8, which may be true looking at pics of him next to trump. But it also claims Zel is 5’7. No, lol he is not only 1 inch shorter than Macron.
Zel measures his height in Keebler cookies to make himself appear taller on paper. Method incremental adjusting is just old fashioned grabbler sorcery.
Even the flags are short. Wonder if that's on purpose. Also, the picture stops right above their shoes so you can't see if they are wearing platforms or not.
The LARP is the exact reason for the LARP. That is the costume that his character wears, the heroic warrior-president Zelensky. Slavic John Connor fights against the terminators, side by side with his fellow resistance fighters.
It's calculated to sell the war. There's threads over on reddit where they praise the outfit, worship the outfit... it's clearly NOT an organic trend, but carefully maintained by shills.
Got into the funniest debate with a lib co-worker. In one minute he argued "who the fuck cares that he's not wearing a suit? Why do Republicans focus on what he's wearing, it literally doesn't matter, it's a fake talking point"...to: "he's specifically wearing that because he's a wartime president and he's trying to convey a strong visual message to the world through his public image."
lmao so which is it? I'm not supposed to notice at all what he's wearing because it's completely irrelevant, oorrrrr his attire is super specifically selected to be noticed in order to convey a message to the whole world? Those are complete opposite views but they were both his takes in at most one minute of arguing over it.
Macron has a look on his face like he rubbed his tongue raw sucking cock the night before. They should get married they are looking at each other like JEB! looks at Ron DeSoros
Looks like they are about to go in for a good old fashioned Eskimo Kiss. They do have the Noses for it. 😁😜😂🤣
How fucking short is Zel? Macron is short as fuck already
Looks like a baby learning to walk to his 4 year old brother.
Savage 🔥 🔥 🔥
Many Hollywood actors are surprisingly short.
That's producers.
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Internet claims Macron is 5’8, which may be true looking at pics of him next to trump. But it also claims Zel is 5’7. No, lol he is not only 1 inch shorter than Macron.
Zelenskyy wears high heels 👠
https://patriots.win/p/16ZXM69i1k/zelenskyy-dance--/c/
Why did I just click on that?
IKR
Are you saying short guys can’t be tops?
I think you're right, but he must versatile, because he's fucking all of us.
No he's just the strap-on the globalists are using.
Zel measures his height in Keebler cookies to make himself appear taller on paper. Method incremental adjusting is just old fashioned grabbler sorcery.
Even the flags are short. Wonder if that's on purpose. Also, the picture stops right above their shoes so you can't see if they are wearing platforms or not.
Wtf... why I love this forum, I never would have noticed the flags, clown world indeed.
Did we just become best friends?
Confirmed. We did just have a moment.
I already ordered two BFF tees.
This is going to be so awesome.
Time to do karate in the garage!
I have been working on a thunder kick improvised combo to leg sweep.
that's why he likes to hook up for phot ops with Elensky
NUKE THESE FAGGOTS INTO OBLIVION, RUSSIA!!! 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Came here to say this!
Russian Anthem plays...
Dueling rusty trombones
Macron: I don't Have Enough Money For This Pizza
Zelensky: And I Can't Afford My Rent This Month
Zelenski : we can work something out on the pizza
Macron: I have a warm bed we... I mean you can sleep in
“Zelensky you have made all short dictators proud.”
Looks like they just got finished with a good old fashioned blumpkin, if you ask me.
Why is this fag still larping in his green sweatshirt lmao
The LARP is the exact reason for the LARP. That is the costume that his character wears, the heroic warrior-president Zelensky. Slavic John Connor fights against the terminators, side by side with his fellow resistance fighters.
It's calculated to sell the war. There's threads over on reddit where they praise the outfit, worship the outfit... it's clearly NOT an organic trend, but carefully maintained by shills.
Got into the funniest debate with a lib co-worker. In one minute he argued "who the fuck cares that he's not wearing a suit? Why do Republicans focus on what he's wearing, it literally doesn't matter, it's a fake talking point"...to: "he's specifically wearing that because he's a wartime president and he's trying to convey a strong visual message to the world through his public image."
lmao so which is it? I'm not supposed to notice at all what he's wearing because it's completely irrelevant, oorrrrr his attire is super specifically selected to be noticed in order to convey a message to the whole world? Those are complete opposite views but they were both his takes in at most one minute of arguing over it.
The total lack of self awareness in the left's cultists is both frightening and hilarious.
$$$$$
Here's one even Gayer...
https://patriots.win/p/16amTw8SGW/an-even-gayer-pic/c/
wow even gayer
It's literally the same pic as that gay picture of pedo Joe french kissing Hunter's face from that homoerotic photoshoot they did together 😂
I thought I was prepared for that to be something stupid or unrelated, but...
wow.
My thoughts exactly.
Holy shit. That is certified gay.
I thought you were joking and now I wish I never clicked
You weren't kidding
Yeesh
Bill Mitchell wants in on that action.
Even bill Mitchell is like "wow... Ratchet it down a notch, faggots".
No, that's not how he rolls
True he's probably not even viewing it as a challenge to his title.
I see he put his $80k watch back on.
Was going to comment that*!
The asterisk is because it's "just" a $2000+ watch, not 80k...
What is this? A Gay marriage ceremony?
Macron has a look on his face like he rubbed his tongue raw sucking cock the night before. They should get married they are looking at each other like JEB! looks at Ron DeSoros
His panties are wet.
Damn, that is gay. Kind of real gay, actually.
Oh there’s bound to be some docking at the French palace tonight. Gross.
Faguettes
I've seen this type of picture before. This is just before the priest says "You can kiss the bride".
If this were a SNL skit, they could use Horshack from Welcome Back Kotter (look it up) as Macron. And Ricky Gervais to play Zelenski.
There should be a rule that says you have to be over 6 foot to be a world leader.
Gentlemen, Find a woman who looks at you like this.
I love how this little fairy is prancing around the world while his country is supposedly BEING OVERRUN BY RUSSIA
Total farce
Ukraine is 88% Christian.
ZOGIenskyy couldn't care less if the entire population die screaming.
He'd consider it a pleasing sacrifice to MoIoch.
That said, yes: this is likely [their] greatest holocaust hoax since Covid, global warming, the ozone hole and those other ones too.
Teeny tiny wee lil eency dog faced pony soldiers
MonkeyPox all over the place.
The beta/soy vibes are off the fucking charts.
If you hold this picture to your ear, you can hear Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On".
And now, for the traditional exchange of money, weapons and bodily fluids
zegimme world tour
Which one soon sucks the other guy's dick?
Zelensky definitely likes the andouillette
Yes
2 to tango?
Almost as gay as the FBI.
Isn't France burning from massive civilian protests right now? Guess nothing stops the Ukraine show.
Fucking lollipop guild over here
Zero testosterone to be found in this picture
Now imagine a real leader doing this: Trump, Putin, Xi..... you can't.
Opening scene to manlet porn.
Someone with talent probably could photoshop them grabbing each others dick.
Gay midgets destroying the world
Get a room for fuck sake
Their lack of stature explains a lot.
I'm so ashamed to be French...wait, I'm not French. So why am I cringing so hard?..🤔🇺🇲
Nothing says I want to Eff you more than I want to eff my wife than this picture.
His wife is old enough to be his mom so that does not surprise me.
Nah, needs more Trudeau
Bill Mitchell is seething with jealousy
I’m sure they grabbed each other’s cock in the back room
They look like children bodies with men heads.