1650 The resemblance between Desantis and Quimby is uncanny (media.communities.win) posted 14 days ago by CommandElbows 14 days ago by CommandElbows +1665 / -15 134 comments download share 134 comments share download save hide report block hide replies
We're so back. I was sick of the DeSimps on this site in the last few months.
They can't hide behind the "he hasn't even announced he's running" excuse anymore.
I was 100% convinced he was MAGA and that RINOs were working with the press to manipulate how he was perceived but I can't deny it anymore, this dude wants to help them destroy America.
I’m the guy who defends desantis as the model governor
He does not want to destroy America. He has done more than any other governor, including
Trump for president
Desantis clone for governor in every state
I would take a half cooked DeSantis defective clone over my current governor, any day of the week.
I don’t know what he’s doing. I Like him a lot. Best governor. But this makes no sense
He has to know there a score to settle for 2020. And no matter who wins, they’re termed out in 28. He’s governor until 2026 - he can walk right into 2028 primary.
So even though I love Ron as governor, I don’t get this. But given his accomplishments as governor I will wait for him to explain himself. I hope he drops out before too long
For me, it was hope and not conviction but otherwise agree. He's showing how far the uniparty will go to larp.
They will go DEEP.
OMG it’s so deep.
I've got a raging clue
You better move to another country then. You'll never find that in America.
Hate to tell you...Trump did just this. While in office. Oh and hooked them up with aid. And an embassy.
I'm still voting for him though.
If you don't like it... the door is that way ===>
Sure. Cool. I'm sure THIS time votes will solve election fraud and end little hat domination.
All good I'll push the Trump button and even leave a tip for the afro poll worker that will come in later that night with boxes of ballots.
Im convinced he is being forced to run.
It isnt an excuse though, fucker should have the gall to say no and expose it if that is the case.
Wants to? Probably not. Will for money? Absolutely.
Im not hiding behind it. Up until he announced he wasnt running and it was stupid of anyone to assume that and use the assumption to be divisive. Especially when your only sources were MSM and “undisclosed sources”.
At this point I am pissed, fuck DeSantis. I genuinely think someone is putting him up to this (ie. Blackmail) but still, even if that IS the case be should have said no.
Eating crow for sure. "Relax bro... he didn't even announce he's running bro... bro chill hes not going to take on Trump"
I cannot wait until Trump eviscerates his ass in the debates. Backstabbing puppet.
I'll eat my crow. I predicted he wouldn't run because he should be able to read the polls.
I also didn’t think he would run because honestly how could he be so fucking stupid.
Yup, all he had to do was keep doing a decent job in Florida and the 2028 nomination was his for the taking.
Dude has ambitions that don't include us
Yeah, well we have ambitions that don't include him.
So what did Trump mean in that comment he made a while back that he knows stuff about Meatball that Meatball's wife doesn't even know?
I like Ron. That being said he has a shit personality and shouldn't run this cycle.
It' was throwing Trump under the bus that did it for me. The guy should be grateful. If it weren't for Donald Trump, he wouldn't even have his current job.
It’s not about being grateful. Fuck being grateful.
It’s about who has the same vision as the majority of the population. Rob doesn’t have that. Rob is an open book, ready for some one else to write his story, bc he damn sure isn’t capable of anything except peaking before 30.
I think he should show a bit of respect for the man who got him his job (Trump).
I didn’t need an invitation, but I appreciate the heartfelt sentiment.
Save it for the movies. This is real life. And desantis failed, but it has nothing to do with being “grateful”. That’s some leftist derived drivel. Like a wet dream.
Whatever. Go fuck yourself.
I want desantis to make trump more conservative so i'm ok with him being there to be honest.
Idk why the downvotes you have a point. Iron sharpens iron. This will keep trump on his toes.
I don't think so. It is clear this guy has sold his soul to the mighty dollars of the RINOs of the Uni-party in hopes of his own gain. He could of laid in wait, learned from THE man and MAGA would have most likely put him in next. Nope, gotta do whats in his own interest. That is pure narsacist behavior. He is about himself not us. Fuck him.
either hes stupid for working against the easiest ally for success or hes actively trying to harm said ally. neither of which we need.
Trump 24 Desantis 28
Would have been magical if they worked together on both but no, he challenges Trump instead. Big sad.
Isn't Quimby a Kennedy stand-in?
Yes. Mayor Quimby is a parody of Ted Kennedy. He's a womanizing career politician, he speaks with a Massachusetts accent, he's corrupt, he's opportunistic, he throws money at political problems, and he even vacations at a coastal property called "the Quimby compound."
As someone from MA, let me be clear: Quimby does not use a Massachusetts accent, he uses a Kennedy accent, which is pretty different then, say, a Boston accent. Admittedly, you need to be a native son of the state to appreciate the dialectical differences, but we don't all talk like that.
Massholes, all of you!
As Bill Burr would say, "go fuck yaself". /s
The "Boston Accent" isn't so much of an accent as it's just millions of people pronouncing things incorrectly. WTF is a "pizzer"?
Yeah, and I bet whatever place you live in speaks the King's English...
My wife is a limey and speaks 'murican now. We tolerate the Msine accent, but I'm a redneck from Colorado and everyone has a goofy accent to me. Wife laughs at me drinking a glaas of "wadder" and other dumb shit I say. Everyone else is wrong, not me. 🤪
Y'all yankees make fun of the Southern accent.
But, at least my wife doesn't have a "vaginer".
I didn't use the phrase "the King's English" cavalierly; linguistic experts have demonstrated that the MA accents are the closest in the country to what the dialects of English were during the time of the Revolution when America was just a set of English colonies. There's even some smaller dialects up in the north shore that you'd swear is British accents.
So really, your Southern drawl is the degeneration of the language; we're the purists.
Yeah, but you fuckers eat boiled peanuts, and can pronounce Mississippi with one syllable. The south can be as bizarre as Cockney rhyming slang. All good though. We won't even think of bringing up that Louisiana swamp talk.
IT'S CHOWDAH! I'LL KILL YOU! ILL KILL ALL OF YOU! ESPECIALLY THOSE IN THE JURY!
The voice yeah but the deep state has been smearing their legacy since they shot him because of what they (JFK and RFK) were trying to accomplish against them.
Ted Kennedy not withstanding.
Yeah, funny how the only one who lives to die of old age (allegedly) is the scumbag asshole brother who played ball with the Establishment. Guarantee you no other do-good Kennedy would've been able to survive Chappaquiddick. There was a younger Kennedy who looked to be a good guy who was coming up and starting to show an interest in politics... but then he mysteriously dies in a plane crash.
Yeah, that younger Kennedy was friends with Trump. He has letters to and from him in his book "letters to Trump". Highly suggest that book. It's just so cool.
Nah, he was in that car: it was just about the most well-documented murder that never resulted in so much as a court case; even OJ had to face a trial. Even if he wasn't in the car, what happened was in accordance with his desires: she was knocked up, he was likely the father, and having a bastard child would've been the end of his political career.
Both are limp beta males.
I met him. He’s a good dude. Just a moron for not waiting 4 years. Incomprehensible why he would cave to consultants just so they can get paid..
nah you're just a shit judge of character
If you have been living under a rock and not seen how amazing Florida is under his leadership, I can’t help you. I live here.
But he should of waited 4 years for his turn.. Shit decision.
Talking shit about Trump didn't help him any either.
I thoroughly enjoyed seeing him shit on the media for years on years in his hilarious press conferences.
Now with this whole awkward thing with Trump he looks like a fool and his mojo is way off. He was more respected and powerful when he was doing his Florida thing.
I’d love to see the old Ron back at the national level, but in 4 years…
Maybe this is just a practice run.
It’s been a terrible launch.
He never should have thrown Trump under the bus.
That was very disrespectful considering that Trump got him his current job.
It would have been smarter to angle for a VP pick, but he's throwing his chances away pretty quick.
Although - I don't think it would have been a good VP pick anyway, not sure what he brings that Trump doesn't.
Ron is a poor man's Donald Trump.
I feel like Donald trump is a poor man’s Donald trump. And desantis is a rich elite’s Donald trump lol.
Ron is a fat loser
It's the same picture.
Quimby has personality
I like Ron as a governor.
A position that Trump helped him to win.
That’s why he should stay governor.
So, these politicians surely have staffers that go through social media and see what the temperature is and comments and such about their boss, right? Kind of polling via social media browsing? It must be a BLAST to be the DeSantis staffer who gets to go through Patriots.win to see what we’re saying about him. They get to laugh their asses off all day. 😂
Wiggum: And when you break the law, you gotta go to jail!
Quimby: Oh, that reminds me...here's your monthly kickback.
Wiggum: You couldn't have picked a worse time.....
Is it me or does he have small hands too?
Where's his stormy daniels to claim his junk looks like a meatball? 😆
If he was smart, he would humble himself and say “you know what? I fucked up. I’m gonna put my full support behind Trump”. But he won’t. Because all politicians are incapable of humbling themselves and admitting they were wrong
He lost any support I had for him when he refused to wait until 2028, or at the very least join Trump as VP
Uncanny? The tie color is wrong. :P
It's a no tuck, no tuck world!
I've said in the past when DeSantis became popular...he just reminds me of a simpsons character. I think it's a combination of his voice and maybe mouth
Now do Musk.
Freemason symbolism. The high hands.
"Oih did notta suck off dat transexual prostetoot!"
(Sir they caught you on camera)
"Thisugh intavoo is oveh!"
I have determined it is not feasible to construct a super-train between Springfield and Aruba.
The resemblence is uncanny
That's the "Hey, wait a minute, I didn't stab anyone in the back" pose.
But... that is the Trump hand gesture
I'm no DeSimp as much as I used to like the guy but... how can you mock him for using the hand gestures that he specifically copied from Trump due to how popular it was?
I would say that makes the mockery even more deserved as it's not even an original characteristic of his.
spot on yeah, he changed the way he speaks because the way he speaks apparently isn't popular
I'm not sure whether I should be proud or ashamed, but I thought the Quimby this post title was refering to, was Chief Quimby from Inspector Gadget.
KEEP THE MAGA, HOW MANY BROADS DO I GET?!
Hey remember when we all used to like this guy in the beginning, and all the winning he was doing for Florida?
Not simping for the guy, just commenting on the sometime roulette of public opinion on here.
I also remember when he threw Trump under the bus and started talking shit about him.
Fuck Ron DeSantis.
If it weren't for Trump he wouldn't even have his current job.
The generic british accent guy in his intro video - to give him gravitas - was telling. Why is a Nit Brit accent "gravitas"?
...no shit quimby is literally a Italian politician owned by the mob. And the Simpsons started in the late 80s, the people are a bit outdated at times.
Hands up don’t shoot. I was gonna grab a pair of