Guess she didnt donate enough to the right democults members like Bankman-Freid did. May she should have put Hunter on the board even tho he had no experience in biotech.
Oh no, no she did much much worse than that. Imagine putting Hunter on your board because of his "investment," then losing absolutely every penny you have. So not only does he not get his expected payday, but suddenly even the money he gave you initially is gone.
There's a reason that suddenly a relatively simple fraud perpetuated at every level of a corporation actually came back on the CEO as a criminal charge, a rarity in American history. She had some biiiig backers, the kind you do not fuck with. (I hope the mafioso vibe I was going for really sank in here.)
Deep State offspring - Elizabeth Holmes was born on February 3, 1984 in Washington, D.C. Her mom, Noel, was a Congressional committee staffer, and her dad, Christian Holmes, worked for Enron before moving to government agencies like USAID.
This case started so many years ago that I can't even remember when this went down. Talk about a slow walk to prison for democrats. It must have killed them to actually convict her of anything.
Yeah, I still can't believe that Smollett crap. He didn't like jail he said. They let him out. What?! He's not supposed to like it in there, that's the point.
I mean, he should get a lot of credit for going in and trying it out for a day or two. That's really all we can ask, that he tried it. Just like a little kid with a plate of broccoli. At least try it out, if you don't like it, you can always just cry and then walk out.
I'm sure they had to beg him to even report to prison, and had to spend three hours trying to convince him of all the attractive gay men he'll meet there before he would even budge. Now, contrast that to conservatives being locked up first without due process.
Disgraced Theranos CEO Elizabeth Holmes is due to report to a women’s prison camp located in Bryan, Texas, on Tuesday after being sentenced to spend 11 years behind bars for overseeing a blood-testing hoax that rocked Silicon Valley.
She has to serve 85% of her sentence by Federal law, good behavior doesn't count towards it.
Granted, it's minimum security, it's a no-fence, white collar dorm prison. But her kids will almost be teens by the time she's out.
Under federal law, Holmes is required to serve 85% of the time, even if her sentence is reduced for good conduct. Federal prison camp Bryan, where Holmes has been ordered to serve her sentence, houses primarily white-collar and non-violent female federal incarcerees, and lacks the fencing and strict rules of higher-security prisons. It is a work-focused program that requires all inmates to hold a job for a minimum of 90 days.
The only reason I started identifying as a woman is the chances of going to prison for sedition have dramatically increased for anyone that is not an NPC. So, I figure I might as well have fun with the ladies if I am doing time.
Tammy Duckworth got pregnant to attempt to avoid jail time, too. You can't just be a woman for that to work anymore tho, you need to be a connected politician. Now she's stuck with two props that won't know their mother until they're in middle school.
So let me get this straight. Henry Kissinger and Jim Mattis, who were on the board of directors for Theranos, were fooled by this chick? I have next to zero experience with blood lab tests, but figured that some of the sample is consumed or adulterated with some tests. How could such a small amount of blood be used for so many tests, as was Theranos’ claim? It is, and always was, a ruse. Wtf is going on with this shit
Lots of people in the industry asked what the fuck was going on.
She literally girlbossed her way into prison. I got called a misogynist, at work, when I said she was completely full of shit. That's how she got this far, they td everyone to shut up and enjoy DEI.
Unpopular take here, but I think she’s a hero, and the fucks she defrauded are mostly rich, elitist scum anyway. The media does this every time, they vilify someone who stole from their own, just like they did with Bernie Madoff, and all the blue collar dumbasses are ready to take up the cause, as if this could have happened to them, lol. Shit, no one could find Ukraine on a map 18 months ago, now it’s all about Operation Ukraini Freedom.
Elizabeth Holmes wasn’t bilking little old ladies out of their retirement incomes like any run of the mill CEO would, she sold a too good to be true medical testing process to a bunch of wealthy morons and simps that were admiring how sis was killing it; what, 26 years old and CEO of a multibillion startup - girl power, amirite?
I hope that she has an easy time in prison, and she’s out in a year or two on good behavior. Maybe while she’s in there, she cooks up another scheme to separate ultra-wealthy leftist idiots from their money.
Her company was doing blood testing for the public, and they were giving back wrong, flawed results, before they started using real blood testing machines for Walgreens and for customers in Arizona. There were real victims in this, if you need a blood test, you don't need a blonde bimbo's company giving you flawed test results. She's not a hero, in any sense of the world.
Thankfully, they didn't go public like they planned, or they would have impacted the public's investments, especially in 401ks.
Offering medical testing with unvalidated results based upon fake science and fake results, and then hiding it from FDA and lying about it to Wall St. Got what that scammer deserved
I see your point, but as others mentioned, she did cause harm to regular folks when their lab work was sent to Theranos for processing, which were incorrect results. While I hope she serves her full sentence, it's very likely this lying cunt will be quietly released in 3-4 years.
One look at her eyes and you can see she's a psycho liar. Not all psychos have that look but when you see it you know. Schiff and AOC have a different kind but the same thing there too.
Not nearly the amount of time she should spend in prison for the amount of money she stole and lives she ruined. Run of the mill bank robbers might get that much time. How many retirement accounts did she empty with people who bought into her scam? Hopefully some of the other inmates had family members who got burned by her. Maybe they can administer justice.
She didn't steal a single dollar from anyone. Greedy investors willingly gave her money without doing appropriate due diligence. Yes, she lied. But it's 100% the investors fault.
Yes, she definitely committed a technical crime. But so did the people who attended J6 (according to the courts).
Investors need to accept full responsibility for their investment decisions. That is why the SEC requires people who invest in securities to be "sophisticated" investors
People keep saying that's a man. Is this a known thing where she's actually a tranny with a deadname, or is it more like Obama's manwife where it's a running joke?
She just looks like a normal white chick in her 40s to me. Not especially ugly, unlike Michelle.
People are stupid. They said that the woman who interviewed Trump is a man. Which is retarded, because if she was a MAGA conservative the same morons would say she's hot. Definitely better looking than MTG, who some here have said is hot. Lying about shit like that to make yourself feel better is counterproductive and stupid.
Well with smeller they let him out because he did not like the flavor of dick he was getting served something about that chocolate flavor did not set well with him.
Guess she didnt donate enough to the right democults members like Bankman-Freid did. May she should have put Hunter on the board even tho he had no experience in biotech.
Oh no, no she did much much worse than that. Imagine putting Hunter on your board because of his "investment," then losing absolutely every penny you have. So not only does he not get his expected payday, but suddenly even the money he gave you initially is gone.
There's a reason that suddenly a relatively simple fraud perpetuated at every level of a corporation actually came back on the CEO as a criminal charge, a rarity in American history. She had some biiiig backers, the kind you do not fuck with. (I hope the mafioso vibe I was going for really sank in here.)
This actually helped me understand why they sent a fellow democrat to prison
That and she ripped off the military industrial complex and their retired generals
Unsung hero?
We pay for that shit to exist, so you decide.
Well, they are pretty much fucking worthless when it comes to protecting the nation.
Exactly.
She? Sorry thought I saw at least 2 Adam’s apples in the article’s photo.
TOP KEK!
Damn ..you are correct.
This exactly. No way that neck belongs to a woman.
Cryptobanking is an actual business model. Her thing wasn't even a thing.
Henry Kissinger and James Mattis were on Theranos' board.
Biden also endorsed Theranos:
https://nypost.com/2022/01/04/joe-biden-visited-theranos-called-elizabeth-holmes-inspiring/
Dumb fucks
Deep State offspring - Elizabeth Holmes was born on February 3, 1984 in Washington, D.C. Her mom, Noel, was a Congressional committee staffer, and her dad, Christian Holmes, worked for Enron before moving to government agencies like USAID.
Her dad worked for Enron? Damn, didn't know that. Adds more to the story.
It's about damn time. I thought she was going to pull the Baldwin maneuver there for a while.
Her fake voice was about as deep as Baldwin's. Maybe that really was her play the entire time.
I wish the people like General Mattis who took big paydays from this criminal enterprise were also facing consequences.
This case started so many years ago that I can't even remember when this went down. Talk about a slow walk to prison for democrats. It must have killed them to actually convict her of anything.
Yeah this was easily a decade + ago
The first fraud charges were issued March 2018 by the SEC. 5 years ago.
2020 really took about 5 years to get through tho.
The events that the charges were filed over occurred in 2011-2013.
Still a possibility that she pulls a Jussie, does a couple of days, says she doesn't like it, and gets released.
I believe that's known in legal terms as, "the Smollett Gambit."
Yeah, I still can't believe that Smollett crap. He didn't like jail he said. They let him out. What?! He's not supposed to like it in there, that's the point.
I mean, he should get a lot of credit for going in and trying it out for a day or two. That's really all we can ask, that he tried it. Just like a little kid with a plate of broccoli. At least try it out, if you don't like it, you can always just cry and then walk out.
I'm sure they had to beg him to even report to prison, and had to spend three hours trying to convince him of all the attractive gay men he'll meet there before he would even budge. Now, contrast that to conservatives being locked up first without due process.
From the article:
Disgraced Theranos CEO Elizabeth Holmes is due to report to a women’s prison camp located in Bryan, Texas, on Tuesday after being sentenced to spend 11 years behind bars for overseeing a blood-testing hoax that rocked Silicon Valley.
Over under on time actually spent? 3 years is my bet. Less than shkrelli.
She has to serve 85% of her sentence by Federal law, good behavior doesn't count towards it. Granted, it's minimum security, it's a no-fence, white collar dorm prison. But her kids will almost be teens by the time she's out.
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/may/30/theranos-elizabeth-holmes-prison-sentence-start
IDK. I bet she'll serve at least 5.
so that means its a man?
Never heard of her. Oh well, would sure be nice if an election fraudster would go directly to jail.
To be fair, you probably have you just didn't care (and nor should you have).
Her real crime was who she defrauded.
She ran a scam on the elites. Mad Dog Mattis was on her board of directors along with other useful idiots.
You just described Oprah
Beat me to the oprah comment.
The only reason I started identifying as a woman is the chances of going to prison for sedition have dramatically increased for anyone that is not an NPC. So, I figure I might as well have fun with the ladies if I am doing time.
Tammy Duckworth got pregnant to attempt to avoid jail time, too. You can't just be a woman for that to work anymore tho, you need to be a connected politician. Now she's stuck with two props that won't know their mother until they're in middle school.
Screw rich people out of money = Jailtime
Screw taxpayers out of money = :::crickets:::
Jim Cramer from mad money pushed this woman and her business as a buy buy buy...just like banks recently that then crashed!
Do NOT trust CNBC or Jim Cramer!
^^THIS^^
Still waiting for Pfizer, J&J, and a handful of other companies who did actual harm with the jab
She will serve maybe 3 and probably less then be paroled.
Was this federal court? No parole there.
Federal conviction. She has to serve 85% of her conviction, and the prison parole board can't change it. She has to do 9 years and change, minimum.
Yeah, she won't do the whole 11 years. They'll give her enough time for people to forget what happened, then quietly release her back into the wild.
Not one episode. Faked data, lied to FDA about safety and efficacy. Then Faked results to customers.
So let me get this straight. Henry Kissinger and Jim Mattis, who were on the board of directors for Theranos, were fooled by this chick? I have next to zero experience with blood lab tests, but figured that some of the sample is consumed or adulterated with some tests. How could such a small amount of blood be used for so many tests, as was Theranos’ claim? It is, and always was, a ruse. Wtf is going on with this shit
Lots of people in the industry asked what the fuck was going on.
She literally girlbossed her way into prison. I got called a misogynist, at work, when I said she was completely full of shit. That's how she got this far, they td everyone to shut up and enjoy DEI.
Accurate
My initial thought also.
But she's easy on the eyes in that crazy chick kind of way.
Unpopular take here, but I think she’s a hero, and the fucks she defrauded are mostly rich, elitist scum anyway. The media does this every time, they vilify someone who stole from their own, just like they did with Bernie Madoff, and all the blue collar dumbasses are ready to take up the cause, as if this could have happened to them, lol. Shit, no one could find Ukraine on a map 18 months ago, now it’s all about Operation Ukraini Freedom.
Elizabeth Holmes wasn’t bilking little old ladies out of their retirement incomes like any run of the mill CEO would, she sold a too good to be true medical testing process to a bunch of wealthy morons and simps that were admiring how sis was killing it; what, 26 years old and CEO of a multibillion startup - girl power, amirite?
I hope that she has an easy time in prison, and she’s out in a year or two on good behavior. Maybe while she’s in there, she cooks up another scheme to separate ultra-wealthy leftist idiots from their money.
Her company was doing blood testing for the public, and they were giving back wrong, flawed results, before they started using real blood testing machines for Walgreens and for customers in Arizona. There were real victims in this, if you need a blood test, you don't need a blonde bimbo's company giving you flawed test results. She's not a hero, in any sense of the world.
Thankfully, they didn't go public like they planned, or they would have impacted the public's investments, especially in 401ks.
Thank you. Came here for to say this.
Offering medical testing with unvalidated results based upon fake science and fake results, and then hiding it from FDA and lying about it to Wall St. Got what that scammer deserved
I see your point, but as others mentioned, she did cause harm to regular folks when their lab work was sent to Theranos for processing, which were incorrect results. While I hope she serves her full sentence, it's very likely this lying cunt will be quietly released in 3-4 years.
Man face.
When they tell you to "Trust the science"
One look at her eyes and you can see she's a psycho liar. Not all psychos have that look but when you see it you know. Schiff and AOC have a different kind but the same thing there too.
“If more women were CEO’s we could have ethical Capitalism.”
Obamas business ambassador :D
Not nearly the amount of time she should spend in prison for the amount of money she stole and lives she ruined. Run of the mill bank robbers might get that much time. How many retirement accounts did she empty with people who bought into her scam? Hopefully some of the other inmates had family members who got burned by her. Maybe they can administer justice.
She didn't steal a single dollar from anyone. Greedy investors willingly gave her money without doing appropriate due diligence. Yes, she lied. But it's 100% the investors fault.
Yeah, but SEC means crime to lie on financials.
Yes, she definitely committed a technical crime. But so did the people who attended J6 (according to the courts).
Investors need to accept full responsibility for their investment decisions. That is why the SEC requires people who invest in securities to be "sophisticated" investors
She looks like Zuckerberg in a wig
Finally. Sick of seeing her.
Like 10 years later???
Yup. 'bout time.
That whore should have been in prison long before she was able to reproduce. Literal monster.
Exactly.
'bout time
People keep saying that's a man. Is this a known thing where she's actually a tranny with a deadname, or is it more like Obama's manwife where it's a running joke?
She just looks like a normal white chick in her 40s to me. Not especially ugly, unlike Michelle.
She just had her second baby. She is a legit she.
Thanks.
I dunno why we can't just hate nasty women without having to pretend they're men.
People are stupid. They said that the woman who interviewed Trump is a man. Which is retarded, because if she was a MAGA conservative the same morons would say she's hot. Definitely better looking than MTG, who some here have said is hot. Lying about shit like that to make yourself feel better is counterproductive and stupid.
Well with smeller they let him out because he did not like the flavor of dick he was getting served something about that chocolate flavor did not set well with him.
Hope she gets a broom shoved up her ass
😀
I guess we are happy about the feds jailing people now.
I doubt 11 years will enough time for her prison pals to beat the sociopath out of her, maybe they can make her less smug at least.
Think she’ll use her real voice in prison?
😀😀