I was switching out Kubernetes nodes for more powerful ones, to revert a change made last month (probably a too aggressive attempt at cost cutting; performance hasn't been great on some page loads)
K8s ingress didn't appreciate it and it took me a minute to figure out what was wrong.
Site should be running better than it has in previous days/weeks (not that it was terrible).
With that said, there will be a few infrastructure changes in the next few days so possible that there will be more issues but it should be during night hours if anything.
lol I always get a wee shock of panic when that happens after all the nonsense we had to go through due to the drama in, and eventual move out of, Spezland.
Technical explanation
I was switching out Kubernetes nodes for more powerful ones, to revert a change made last month (probably a too aggressive attempt at cost cutting; performance hasn't been great on some page loads)
K8s ingress didn't appreciate it and it took me a minute to figure out what was wrong.
Site should be running better than it has in previous days/weeks (not that it was terrible).
With that said, there will be a few infrastructure changes in the next few days so possible that there will be more issues but it should be during night hours if anything.
Trump is so going to get indicted because of this...
We need a mugshot.
The shirts are coming.
Take my money
No, take mine!
You can pay as long as I get the shirt
I mean i have his mug tattooed on me. I don't have to wait. Lol
You’re in a cult. The greatest cult, the best.
Believe me.
Cult of personality.. I know your anger. I know your dreams..
Raid Mar-A-Lago.
Why would Trump do this?
Always has been.
damnit bobby
C'mon now dang ole wisskerbidcuit, dang ole C'mon Dale.
He was a Texas Ranger.
that boy ain't right
no :(
THEY’ll NEVER TAKE US ALIVE!
There's a jam for that:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9YxK-swFREo&pp=ygUfU3RlZWx5IERhbiBkb24ndCB0YWtlIG1lIGFsaXZlIA%3D%3D
You got me all excited thinking the mugshot was released.
Stimpy, you EEEE-diot.
jk
Fucking love Ren and Stimpy.
"POWDERED! TOAST! MAN!"
Edit: how fitting
https://youtu.be/2unasWwTe9s?si=8M__9rf17muSDnWf
It’s LOG! From Blammo!
The guy who made the Ren and Stimpy cartoon was a pedo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiEfOg0IY30
Wow now that's a blast from the past!
I haven’t thought about Ren and Stimpy since I was a kid and you just brought back a bunch of memories lol
A pipe must have burst in the sub-basement of the J. Edgar Hoover building.
Well,
on 2nd thought, maybe just a toilet.
Every time this site goes offline, I find myself checking every few seconds for it to come back online
If enough people do that, you have a DDOS.
We don't have enough people checking this site for it to be DDOS levels, that's millions of requests per second at a minimum.
True, but if genuine users keep refreshing when the site is being attacked, that just adds to the overload.
Geez, of all days...
Bad Doggos!
Now ...now..he's a good boy!..who's a good wittle boy?..you are Doggos! :)
Same bat time, same bat channel
We have the most Based responsibility takers don't we folks?
Was thinking another DDOS there for a minute... Get yourself a treat Doggos.
Illuminati confirmed
Doggos compromised?? /s
Bwahahaha nice. It happens, but I think this post is hilarious.
Always appreciate your work.
What’s the real reason..
Put a piece of tape over that switch.
Found the Engineer
I thought it was me lol
I thought it was you too.
I connected to the Tor network over VPN just to make sure it wasn't my ISP or some other public pipeline. It was still down.
ikr? 😆 i'm like what did i say now?!?
Johnny from Airplane! has left the chat
Thanks! This gave me a little break time to walk the dogs and get some fresh air before they start taxing that as well. 🐸👍
Bad Doggos!!!!
You gave me gray hair, you naughty doggy lol
Thanks for all you do seriously
every time this happens i start to look for black vans outside.
how dare you!!! 50 demerits!! lol
That’s the sign of a true man — plenty of time to test… in PROD! 🤣
Fuck it we'll do it live!
Who are you and why do you work for the FBI?!
Was it a water pipe that burst?
Ok tought it was them dinosauriërs eating the interwebwires again.
Thank you Doggos. Yer still the best! I have been noticing a real loading lag problem–here's hoping it's resolved👍
lmao, the good ole days of the internet.
How dare you have site problems!
/s
😎
lol I always get a wee shock of panic when that happens after all the nonsense we had to go through due to the drama in, and eventual move out of, Spezland.
Pepe remembers.
Troons brigading!
Figured the FBI finally confiscated the P_W servers to help save our democracy.
I mean, it's the only responsible thing for a communist to do. Right?