"They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds."
So the implication here is that they found a 2nd person who looks like, speaks like, and is willing to give up their prior life to pose as Fetterman...and vote like fetterman..because...why?
OG Fetterman is dead? They could just vote in another dem. This would be so nonsensical to go thru this level of effort. He's not a Saddam Hussein level of autocrat that would require this. He's a freshman senator and could easily be replaced by a "healthier" Dem.
Look at the brow. It's totally different. That's not the sort of thing that just changes.
Why would someone play the part? They are actors. They do it for money.
Who knows where he is. They probably just hired this guy to deal with the media. It's not really that much effort for them. They just hire a reputation management company and they take care of it all. They just throw money at problems.
Sure, they could try to replace him, but that would trigger an election which they would want to avoid.
All of a sudden he speaks perfect english and doesn't need his speak and spell anymore. More pics are needed but THAT festerman who mocked the impeachment was NOT the original fetterman.
We're a single election cycle away from race swapping these political puppets. Why are all of Fetterbidens body-doubles white? We demand equal representation!
"...your head will swell up like a watermelon, probably gain about a hundred pounds in 2 hours..." /Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas on adrenochrome. Have we checked for claws?
I have done professional photography and digital CGI work for about 9 years and have bags of lenses of all different kinds. I know a thing or two about photography and camera dynamics.
Want to debate? Let's debate. Explain to me how the focal length of a lens changes the structure of a human skull, because that's what I see.
I'm well aware of how massively the lens width can make the same person look very different.
What I see appears to my trained eye as two distinct people.
Haha. How long have you been working with cameras, bud?
If that's really your take, then you must get off on LARPing as an expert on a topic you have little to no hands-on, real-life experience with. You must also not have an eye for detail and be able to decipher skull shape.
I've been creating and touching up portraits of people for close to a decade, bud. How many years have you?
Actually, I have enough entrepreneurial and professional experience to not be a layman (or in your case, a retard) about them.
But you? A “real life expert” who can’t tell the difference between a DSLR still photograph camera from an iPhone low resolution image sensor?
Fucking.
Please.
The only connection you have to anything with cameras is when you have is a dick up your ass for “daddy.”
Meanwhile, I have direct connections into the industry, experience with filming setups, rendering, compositing, and photo editing, alongside active collaborations with producers, artists, writers, and more in the rebellious creative community than your nonexistent girlfriend would have bull cum in the cunt you could never satisfy.
Go push on those Mexican aliens being real. That’s sure as shit more believable than a body double of a retard you can only spot if the capture instruments are as different as a Yeti mic to a Rode.
Not that you’d have a fucking clue what THAT meant.
Wow, that's a lot of talk with no shred of explanation for why his brow ridge (as just one example) looks completely different. That doesn't get explained away by focal length, shutter speed, aperture, ISO, or any other metric that I can think of.
Now, you're free to explain your reasoning for why this shaping is completely different in ways a "retard" like me can understand. If you can't however do that without resorting to hilarious name-calling, then you're demonstrating that I've gotten under your skin because you realize your artistic eye is inferior to my own.
So go "connect" me with some of your logic, Mr. Socialite. I'll then explain to you, as an actual camera user, as opposed to a "connections man," why you are incorrect.
No; I’m acting like I have a brain who wants to focus on something real, rather that someone that thinks a low quality shitty image taken with technology they don’t care to learn or understand somehow shows information it does not while they spend their valuable energy on that instead of fixing the fucking problem for real.
Even low quality, shitty images can reveal things to one person that others don't see. Everyone understands images can be faked (shitty or not), but on the off-chance they aren't, maybe our individual observations will bring other things to light?
Calling people names doesn't help anyone see what you see. It makes people turn on you, which certainly doesn't help. I chose not to counter your RETARD with DOUCHEBAG because I felt it was counter productive to the subject matter and the site in general. Maybe you could do us all the same favor next time?
I also believe you miss many attempts at humor / sarcasm, as well.
Humor is a coping mechanism. Doesn't mean we are lazy and not ready for the fight. Maybe some of us aren't as knowledgible as you on a particular subject, but we all have our place here and in this "war".
Trying to make a meme about camera angles while literally not understanding camera angles and exposure and aperture and lighting and lenses......
Why can't it just be that we live in a reality where they are actually letting a brain dead stroke victim continue attempting to do his job as an elected official on their side while we have Glitch McConnell over here phasing the fuck in and out of reality?.... They always have to sprinkle some extra on top that pushes it out of the realm of retarded but true
I'll also add that major health issues can easily alter the way a person's face looks. I've seen many people who look almost unrecognizable after something major.
One is a picture from a DSLR camera with shallow lens, the other is a video from a shitty iPhone camera with one fixed lens designed for basic bitch use.
a post trying to meme about camera angles while you and OP quite literally don't understand camera angles, lighting, aperture, aspect ratio, depth of field, digital versus optical, exposure, focal length, focus, iso, and on and on.....
A good photographer can do all sorts of shit with those and make you look all sorts of ways without ever actually going into Photoshop and airbrushing or changing pixels to make it a "Photoshopped" picture....
You can get laser tattoo removal done in 30 minutes spread over 4-6 weeks. Not even remotely difficult. Doesn't leave permanent scars either. And he doesn't look like a different man, his ear shape is the same, nose shape, and brow ridge. He has gained a ton of weight though, and appears to have gained a lot of fat in his face and neck, where he was relatively normal before. That significantly changes his profile and rounds it out. Additionally, his gait hasn't changed, and his voice cadence and tone is the same. Anyone comparing video can see it. Unfortunately, there's a bunch of first-level thinkers that want to imagine some great conspiracy to replace a 6 foot 8 retard with... another 6 foot 8 retard.
So a United States senator has either died or is in a coma. And instead of risking losing a seat the Deep State tries to pass this fake off as the real senator?
This is unreal.
It is unreal. It is literally not real. Come the fuck on, it’s a picture from a DSLR with 5 figure lens compared to the poorly lit blurry capture of an iPhone video
Be fucking smarter; dipshit. We need pedes, not retards.
NGL ai is gonna fuck us 5 years from now. When anyone can turn out video that looks and sounds like any public figure, saying anything they want.... it's gonna be a rough adjustment period.
Looks like he's gained 60lbs at the least. He's probably on all sorts of drugs that make you fat and goofy. Like anti depressants.... I really don't think this nobody is important enough to replace with a doppelganger. They don't need him to be a leader, they need a stupid puppet to occupy space and foist communist agendas that are spelled out for him.
Dude what the fuck? That’s not the same guy, the eye brow ridge alone confirms it for me. Also people arguing that he just gained weight, how can he gain that much weight to change features of his face, but loose the hump on the back of his neck he always tried to hide in pictures like in the example shown?
Why go through all this effort for some room temperature IQ moron?
"They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds."
Good Morning my good neighbor. " Hey FUck You!". Yes.. Yes.. Fuck you yoo!!!
Son, if you want to keep working here, stay off the drugs.
When you think of garbage, think of DC!
DC is the country's asshole
Put it in the face!
He juss walkin down da street… minin he own bidness
His momma named him Clay, I'mma call him Clay.
Clayface apparently (Batman reference)
Based Big mick. Fuck the seeds on buns.
Oh yeah, what about the Big Mike? No seeds on the buns, but if it’s tucked just right their are nuts on the buns.
But how’d you get the beans above the frank???
Fuck YOU! Fuck YOU! and Fuck YOU! Who's next? :-)
Coming to America! Funny movie
Is that the new burger joint that replaced McDonalds in Russia?
Nah, it’s from Coming to America starring Eddie Murphy
So the implication here is that they found a 2nd person who looks like, speaks like, and is willing to give up their prior life to pose as Fetterman...and vote like fetterman..because...why?
OG Fetterman is dead? They could just vote in another dem. This would be so nonsensical to go thru this level of effort. He's not a Saddam Hussein level of autocrat that would require this. He's a freshman senator and could easily be replaced by a "healthier" Dem.
Guy grew a stache and gained some weight.
Exactly. This some 4chan shit
Funny though
Ferengi vs Human
If Lurch were Ferengi
And a new nickname is born. "Ferengi Lurch" 😂
Not really
Fetterman v2.0.... the same as the original, just smoother 😎
Minus the chin.
With very different ears. I'm not saying this is the only identifiable feature, only that they're starkly different.
Just like the multiples of biden we see.
Don't forget about the lack of tattoos. Not sure why you got voted down either, you're right on the ears too.
And ears can be used for biometric identification. From the pictures I have seen I can not make a determination though.
So fucking embarrassing
This is below 4chan, 4chan has some quality stuff that they are years ahead on.
This is just fetterman getting fatter on anti depressants or something
Wait, you think both guys are the same person?
Yep.
Explain where the giant brow ridge went, then
I have one of those ridges, and they depend a lot on the angle. You're comparing a good photo to a lot quality screen grab from a video.
And above all.. Why bother?
4chan is a bunch of autistic retards who occasionally get lucky
Edit: to the faggots downvoting this, you don’t understand the 4chan community. They call themselves this.
they are homerun hitters. swing big, miss a lot but when they connect... it is a bomb!
So better than here
4chan shit is basically Q retardism
Look at the brow. It's totally different. That's not the sort of thing that just changes.
Why would someone play the part? They are actors. They do it for money.
Who knows where he is. They probably just hired this guy to deal with the media. It's not really that much effort for them. They just hire a reputation management company and they take care of it all. They just throw money at problems.
Sure, they could try to replace him, but that would trigger an election which they would want to avoid.
It was a lot of work stealing the election for Lurch , they don’t want to have do it all again.
Cheaper to hold the office than fight for it again
All of a sudden he speaks perfect english and doesn't need his speak and spell anymore. More pics are needed but THAT festerman who mocked the impeachment was NOT the original fetterman.
They probably found the body-double in a prison someplace.
Get a pair of fucking glasses.
It's the same goddamn ear you blind mother fucker!!!!!!!!!!
Ear? What's the joke? I didn't downvote, because I don't get it—maybe it's funny!
enjoy my downvote
In saner times I would agree. But we live in the age of the shit test. If it seems like a lie it probably is.
He gained weight on his skull?
In a way that totally changes the shape of his bones.
I wonder where his neck lump went?
We're a single election cycle away from race swapping these political puppets. Why are all of Fetterbidens body-doubles white? We demand equal representation!
https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.mgln9YPLnZq-rntYlz3-OAHaHa?pid=ImgDet&rs=1
Asian Jim
It’s the same dude his beard was covering up his weak chin.
And he put on some weight
And he lost weight in his eyebrows.
He put on weight, but lost the hump on the back of his neck he always tried to hide with his hoodie?
It looked like a cyst. If he was in the hospital, they drained it.
Lump is still there, in the boggy marsh
And his head has changed shape, likely from swelling due to drugs.
Or from brain surgery... :-)
"...your head will swell up like a watermelon, probably gain about a hundred pounds in 2 hours..." /Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas on adrenochrome. Have we checked for claws?
My sarcasm game must be failing today. Two downvotes already.
Or from being two different people.
Now explain the different ears.
Definitely two different people. I was trying to be funny. Guess I failed.
One on the left side one on the right. You have two ears, as well. But only one brain cell.
Or from the fucking camera lens being different you absolute retard.
I have done professional photography and digital CGI work for about 9 years and have bags of lenses of all different kinds. I know a thing or two about photography and camera dynamics.
Want to debate? Let's debate. Explain to me how the focal length of a lens changes the structure of a human skull, because that's what I see.
I'm well aware of how massively the lens width can make the same person look very different.
What I see appears to my trained eye as two distinct people.
You are correct
You must do shitty work, and understand fuck all about lenses or phone cameras if that’s your take. Retard.
Haha. How long have you been working with cameras, bud?
If that's really your take, then you must get off on LARPing as an expert on a topic you have little to no hands-on, real-life experience with. You must also not have an eye for detail and be able to decipher skull shape.
I've been creating and touching up portraits of people for close to a decade, bud. How many years have you?
Actually, I have enough entrepreneurial and professional experience to not be a layman (or in your case, a retard) about them.
But you? A “real life expert” who can’t tell the difference between a DSLR still photograph camera from an iPhone low resolution image sensor?
Fucking.
Please.
The only connection you have to anything with cameras is when you have is a dick up your ass for “daddy.”
Meanwhile, I have direct connections into the industry, experience with filming setups, rendering, compositing, and photo editing, alongside active collaborations with producers, artists, writers, and more in the rebellious creative community than your nonexistent girlfriend would have bull cum in the cunt you could never satisfy.
Go push on those Mexican aliens being real. That’s sure as shit more believable than a body double of a retard you can only spot if the capture instruments are as different as a Yeti mic to a Rode.
Not that you’d have a fucking clue what THAT meant.
Wow, that's a lot of talk with no shred of explanation for why his brow ridge (as just one example) looks completely different. That doesn't get explained away by focal length, shutter speed, aperture, ISO, or any other metric that I can think of.
Now, you're free to explain your reasoning for why this shaping is completely different in ways a "retard" like me can understand. If you can't however do that without resorting to hilarious name-calling, then you're demonstrating that I've gotten under your skin because you realize your artistic eye is inferior to my own.
So go "connect" me with some of your logic, Mr. Socialite. I'll then explain to you, as an actual camera user, as opposed to a "connections man," why you are incorrect.
You're acting like you have a personal connection to this guy. Lighten up, Jeeze.
No; I’m acting like I have a brain who wants to focus on something real, rather that someone that thinks a low quality shitty image taken with technology they don’t care to learn or understand somehow shows information it does not while they spend their valuable energy on that instead of fixing the fucking problem for real.
Even low quality, shitty images can reveal things to one person that others don't see. Everyone understands images can be faked (shitty or not), but on the off-chance they aren't, maybe our individual observations will bring other things to light?
Calling people names doesn't help anyone see what you see. It makes people turn on you, which certainly doesn't help. I chose not to counter your RETARD with DOUCHEBAG because I felt it was counter productive to the subject matter and the site in general. Maybe you could do us all the same favor next time?
I also believe you miss many attempts at humor / sarcasm, as well.
I don’t need retard humor about body doubles. I need patriots to get off their lazy retarded fucking asses.
Humor is a coping mechanism. Doesn't mean we are lazy and not ready for the fight. Maybe some of us aren't as knowledgible as you on a particular subject, but we all have our place here and in this "war".
That explains the completely different ears, and the entirely different skull shapes.
LOL
Explain the sudden disappearance of the gigantic brow ridge then
we'll wait
I see two distinct Wojacks
Only because you looked.
Look closer, retard
The Fettermen.
Dr. Frankenstein did cleaner work.
They look the same to me except one is blurry and oversaturated and poorly cropped.
It may be the same guy, that is barely important.
I definitely looks like different people. I dont get pretending it doesnt.
It'd be VERY important if they're willing to present imposters to avoid needing to elect a replacement!
They rig elections, including that one. I hardly think the number of fake reps makes a difference.
I got a good chuckle out of this entire post lol
Trying to make a meme about camera angles while literally not understanding camera angles and exposure and aperture and lighting and lenses......
Why can't it just be that we live in a reality where they are actually letting a brain dead stroke victim continue attempting to do his job as an elected official on their side while we have Glitch McConnell over here phasing the fuck in and out of reality?.... They always have to sprinkle some extra on top that pushes it out of the realm of retarded but true
This is the most likely explanation, especially with their track record of parading around corpses pretending they're still alive.
Not a stretch to think they'd do the same with someone that's just brain dead instead of clinically deceased.
I'll also add that major health issues can easily alter the way a person's face looks. I've seen many people who look almost unrecognizable after something major.
Bigly, yes.
Ears won't change like this in less than two years. Or ever.
The skull will not change shape like this.
It didn’t change shape you fucking retard
One is a picture from a DSLR camera with shallow lens, the other is a video from a shitty iPhone camera with one fixed lens designed for basic bitch use.
Go suck a dick, retard.
Look at the ears.
Look at the shape of the skull.
These things don't change. These are two different people.
You’re a fucking idiot
enjoy my downvote
Enjoy mine, along with the fucking facts.
Retard alert. Lets talk about how your brow line cant change or how your jaw moved 1 and 3/8ths inches inward or how he suddenly gained lordosis
Hell Lets talk about where his birthmarks went.
Can't see the jaw behind the beard.
So what you're saying is, there's a chance?
That's the kind of people you're dealing with lol
This is like watching a double meme be born
a post trying to meme about camera angles while you and OP quite literally don't understand camera angles, lighting, aperture, aspect ratio, depth of field, digital versus optical, exposure, focal length, focus, iso, and on and on.....
A good photographer can do all sorts of shit with those and make you look all sorts of ways without ever actually going into Photoshop and airbrushing or changing pixels to make it a "Photoshopped" picture....
Lol They are two different people Run it through facial recognition then tell me the 4 datasets I've used are wrong Shut the fuck up loser.
Go compare pictures from a DSLR to a shitty video iphone camera then go suck your bull’s dick.
Lol this guy. Seethe about it some more guy. Mr bad ass over here just -HAD- to start talking about dicks.. Ofc..
Got dick on the mind alot?
Well when addressing a fag like you, dick is the language you understand.
Fag
Mmmmkay chief
This guy licks windows
No photographer can move ears.
No ears moved, retard
And his ears. And the skull.
And the difference between a DSLR and a video captured on a shitty iPhone
Hey you guys!
Where did that tumor/second head go that he used to have?
I love how everyone will agree that politicians definitely have and use body doubles
But no one will ever agree when you point one out
Where did his forearm tattoos go?
it looks like sharpie.
What kind of lazy 1/2 ass prison tattoo has 05 on one line and 5 on another?
Probably had them lasered off because of all the bad press about them last year.
Edit: Wow, shocking amount of downvotes for simply proposing an extremely simple explanation. Not as fun as pretending Lurch got replaced I guess.
Yeah they did a hundred different surgeries to make him look like a different man....lol
You can get laser tattoo removal done in 30 minutes spread over 4-6 weeks. Not even remotely difficult. Doesn't leave permanent scars either. And he doesn't look like a different man, his ear shape is the same, nose shape, and brow ridge. He has gained a ton of weight though, and appears to have gained a lot of fat in his face and neck, where he was relatively normal before. That significantly changes his profile and rounds it out. Additionally, his gait hasn't changed, and his voice cadence and tone is the same. Anyone comparing video can see it. Unfortunately, there's a bunch of first-level thinkers that want to imagine some great conspiracy to replace a 6 foot 8 retard with... another 6 foot 8 retard.
So a United States senator has either died or is in a coma. And instead of risking losing a seat the Deep State tries to pass this fake off as the real senator?
This is unreal.
No, this is real. That's exactly what they did, as the photos above conclusively prove.
It is unreal. It is literally not real. Come the fuck on, it’s a picture from a DSLR with 5 figure lens compared to the poorly lit blurry capture of an iPhone video
Be fucking smarter; dipshit. We need pedes, not retards.
Not the same person! He ded.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ??? WHO THE FUCK IS THIAT NOW ??!!!.... YOU GOTTA BE FUCKIN KIDDING ME 🤣 😂
They’re not even trying anymore.
NGL ai is gonna fuck us 5 years from now. When anyone can turn out video that looks and sounds like any public figure, saying anything they want.... it's gonna be a rough adjustment period.
Max Headroom.
I seem to recall something about a large neck lump.
Stop noticing!
Looks like he's gained 60lbs at the least. He's probably on all sorts of drugs that make you fat and goofy. Like anti depressants.... I really don't think this nobody is important enough to replace with a doppelganger. They don't need him to be a leader, they need a stupid puppet to occupy space and foist communist agendas that are spelled out for him.
How can he gain weight, but loose the hump on the back of his neck that he always tried to his with his hoodie like the picture here shows?
Surgery most likely.
Lol… what the actual fuck?!
Pennsylvania must be so proud.
Dude what the fuck? That’s not the same guy, the eye brow ridge alone confirms it for me. Also people arguing that he just gained weight, how can he gain that much weight to change features of his face, but loose the hump on the back of his neck he always tried to hide in pictures like in the example shown?
Why go through all this effort for some room temperature IQ moron?
To avoid needing another election.
Can they make it a little more obvious for us?
guys the lizard wearing the Fetterman mask just had his skin suit dry cleaned is all
Version 1.0 looks like V.I. Lenin. V2.0 looks like a child molester
Where's the lump? Ask the lump if it's there.
WTF I was like "why does he look almost healthy?" In the last picture I'd seen.
This ain't the same guy. I'm seriously getting angry about this shit.
the guy on the left looks like every illustration of a neanderthal. just shaved up a little.
How did they talk Dr Phil into shaving his head and posing as a US Senator?
When you're bald you don't get haircuts you get your head reshaped and smoothened instead
Take that, climate change
Allegedly his arm tattoos are gone. If that's the case, and there was no laser removal performed, that's not the same person at all.
Where did you find two photos without him wearing a hoodie?
That’s the real question. Also, which side has the neck lump? Left or right? I can’t remember.
FrankenFetter
He went from a complete retard, to my local plumber!