That final Craig movie was terrible. I was telling myself Bond would neeeever act like that. Casino Royal was good but it was downhill from that. He was portrayed as an over emotional quick to anger bitch who let women boss him around.
Skyfall was a weird compendium of extremely good scenes broken up by complete laughingly awful trash. Example: There's a long cut scene of Bond with Severine in a club with absolutely amazing acting from both actors that devolves into a cartoonish Roger Moore Bond alligator attack.
Decent editing could have made Skyfall one of the best 007s.
Plus he’s a bitch. Plus he looks old as dirt. I don’t know what his actual age is or whatever, but the guy has wrinkles and grey hair. I thought bond was some badass in his 30s. Daniel Craig looks like a slightly buff balding baffoon.
It’s like remaking rocky and casting Hugh jackman now, except Hugh still has a full head of hair even at his age now.
Idk anyone who gushes over the new bond films, only the old Roger Moore and Sean Connery ones, with a light fill of some of the pierce Brosnan ones. Goldeneye and Tomorrow Never Dies were excellent, I thought they really jumped the shark by the one w Halle Barry in it, shit sucked. And it truly has sucked ever since...
It legit reads like it's a bad parody, intentionally written to be as retarded as possible. But alas, in this clown world the line between parody and reality has vanished.
The writer hasn't even given us a reason why he is a bad guy. It's just he is the opposite of PC. Plus agreed it's really bad writing. Even the rest of it reads like shit.
Talking about lack of diversity in the people hired to carry out the coup lol.
But they're pretty diverse, at least on paper.
Take for example, Jussie Smollet, the bleached black guy hoaxer:
He was jewsh enough to feel like he needed to be a victim, homosexual enough to create a plan for victimhood, and just let the black in him carry out the plan (which failed, because bleach freezes solid at the temperature he was purportedly out in)
"Aethelstan hadn't been the least be concerned about ensuring that half of the people he'd hired to carry out his coup should be women, or non-white, or disabled"
I think how awful they are has to be redpilling people. Nevermind the literal, walking, talking Bond villains like Gates, Soros and Klaus, no it's not them, it's the people who are traditionally conservative and believe many of the same things your ancestors did.
Unfortunately useful idiots aren't going be red pilled by any of this. They'll eat this shit up, in fact, it reads exactly like what these idiots post all over social media themselves.
I read John Gardner's Bond books in the 80's and they were great ! Similar stories, maybe more detective work. Gardner updated the cars, clothing, and weapons.
Even if you pretend like the "villain" was written like a human writes a book and not a tweet (when you to keep to 140 characters), that's not even the description of a villain, maybe one of the low level cohorts that bond has to defeat to find out where the villains lair is hidden.
No, they don't. Creativity requires original thought. It requires the ability to examine cause and affect. It requires the ability to thinking critically about an idea and make determinations as to its merit.
Leftist npcs lack all of these abilities. There's a reason all western art has been shit for a century. Movies were the last medium holding out and they've given in.
Old works where made by people with life experience. They drew inspiration from their explorations, war, etc - all the ups and downs they've lived through.
These modern day asshats barely left their mom's basement, they have maybe seen their campus and the Starbucks next to it. The worst they've lived through is COVID and online arguments.
Is this like… Reddit fan-fiction written by a 55 iq English-Somalian illegal? Holy shit it’s bad. Not even because of the villains traits, but because it’s just genuinely writing on a level that no publisher should ever consider for any reason unless it was to highlight some amazing feat of a retard writing a book
Seeing that the original Bond author, Ian Fleming, died long ago (and would certainly have detested Wokeism), this is absolutely fan-fiction, even if approved by the current rights holders to the Bond franchise.
Entertainment content no longer exists. It has been displaced by propaganda. Your expectations of experiencing non-agenda driven entertainment should be zero if it’s a mainstream source.
Seriously we're getting the shittiest version of communism possible. Iron curtain Eastern Europe had some awesome experimental cinema stuff going on, and Russian film from the 70s and 80s is amazingly creative.
We've got the breadlines but none of the necessity being the mother of invention energy.
I'm rooting for the 'villain.' He seems like someone who would say something if he saw a dragshow aimed at kids. This Bond meanwhile likely sucks cock. Black cock, of course, wouldn't want to be seen as having any white preferences.
It's hard to fully realize that this is actually a real book. "not even a pretence at diversity here"... My God, these people are truly lost and damned.
Remember when bond was anti commie?
I miss those days too
Why do you have (Anti-Cultural Marxism)? It negates your previous statement
He's referring to the text in the image which cals the bad guy an "anti-cultural Marxist."
This text looked photoshopped
No, the world really is just this retarded now.
A buddy had an idea that the next bond should be set in the 60's and we could get some fun old school bond adventures.
But seeing this book page I guess that's never going to happen
Craig is kinda pussy.
That final Craig movie was terrible. I was telling myself Bond would neeeever act like that. Casino Royal was good but it was downhill from that. He was portrayed as an over emotional quick to anger bitch who let women boss him around.
Casino Royale was the only good Craig Bond. The rest were mediocre to trash. I'll even take the Pierce Bronson ones over them.
Casino Royale was serious Bond, like Connery's.
Skyfall was a weird compendium of extremely good scenes broken up by complete laughingly awful trash. Example: There's a long cut scene of Bond with Severine in a club with absolutely amazing acting from both actors that devolves into a cartoonish Roger Moore Bond alligator attack.
Decent editing could have made Skyfall one of the best 007s.
After Skyfall they're all clownish.
Plus he’s a bitch. Plus he looks old as dirt. I don’t know what his actual age is or whatever, but the guy has wrinkles and grey hair. I thought bond was some badass in his 30s. Daniel Craig looks like a slightly buff balding baffoon.
It’s like remaking rocky and casting Hugh jackman now, except Hugh still has a full head of hair even at his age now.
Daniel Craig was caught making out with a dude in public
Idk anyone who gushes over the new bond films, only the old Roger Moore and Sean Connery ones, with a light fill of some of the pierce Brosnan ones. Goldeneye and Tomorrow Never Dies were excellent, I thought they really jumped the shark by the one w Halle Barry in it, shit sucked. And it truly has sucked ever since...
Nobody I know ever gushed over the Craig movies. Seems to be pretty universally understood to be bad. Riding on the shoulders of the greats.
Have you ever noticed that? All the new woke garbage are stories from classics.
Plot twists are easily predictable, characters are stock as fuck. Nearly zero creativity.
Pussy Galore
Describes the men involved in making this new Bond book to a T.
you mean a Low T.
That's an excellent idea!
Octobonushole
The good femme can be Lady Peen
Penelope PeeNus.
Octobussy
I'm just happy with the 4k remastered Bond movies from that time.
I can see the next bond film having the lead girl surprise ending being born a guy
This whole page was one of the gayest things I've ever read.
What kind of fuckery is this. Fleming would never have written such shit,
Everything woke turns to shit.
Everybody shit turns to woke.
What a Laundry List of unreadable hackneyed shiite!! 😆
I mean omg the shiite! 😂
007, in:
Carbonfinger,
The Man With The Printed Gun,
License To .. Drive More Than 12 Minutes
On Xir Majesty’s Secret Service
OctoFemalePenis
My favorite was Blubbering Vaginas where he hunted down people who said mean things about the government online.
Neither would Tolken or his son for that matter, but commies will commie.
Fleming was fully guided by the CIA on the plots of his books so its very possible nothing has changed.
He was guided by the CIA in 1950s UK after his own time in British military intelligence?
This is yet one more for the pile of movies/books/games/tv shows, that everyone will ultimately pretend never existed.
lol at the slashes and anti-*'s.
It's legit bad writing
It legit reads like it's a bad parody, intentionally written to be as retarded as possible. But alas, in this clown world the line between parody and reality has vanished.
The writer hasn't even given us a reason why he is a bad guy. It's just he is the opposite of PC. Plus agreed it's really bad writing. Even the rest of it reads like shit.
With what I’m reading so far, I’m on board 😆
Bond villains have shifted from being megalomaniac bent on world domination to cOnSpIrAcY tHeOrIsTs.
That's because the megalomaniacs bent on controlling the world...
... actually control the world
I thought it was a parody.
BEEF WOMEN
Came to say this. It's bad, even without the woke crap shoehorned in.
I was just reading Matilda, by Roald Dahl, with my daughter. The first 3 paragraphs are so full of descriptive word-choice.
This is garbage.
Why? You're doing her a disservice exposing her to that crap, unless you're dissecting it for actual shits and giggles.
It's venting and it's not writing whatsoever.
It's exactly the same "style" I see leftist useful idiots use on social media. Clearly this garbage is written for them.
"There was not even a pretense of good writing here."
Anyways.. speaking of pretension.. fucking Æthelstan? lol.
I could create better prose in a high school English paper.
You'd think that was the draft version meant for rewriting to something more coherent.
I love how the bad guy has the most traditionally Anglo name imaginable.
That's by design.
"The name's Bond. Mustafa bin Mahmoud al-Walid Bond."
Specifically chosen by the author from a bird book
Read the rest of it too. Talking about lack of diversity in the people hired to carry out the coup lol.
Wow. I've seen porn spoofs with better writing.
"Oh man.. he didn't even try to hire enough disabled people for his coup!"
lol.. whining that his crime is not diverse enough? what the fuck?
But they're pretty diverse, at least on paper.
Take for example, Jussie Smollet, the bleached black guy hoaxer:
He was jewsh enough to feel like he needed to be a victim, homosexual enough to create a plan for victimhood, and just let the black in him carry out the plan (which failed, because bleach freezes solid at the temperature he was purportedly out in)
This has got to be fake.
"Aethelstan hadn't been the least be concerned about ensuring that half of the people he'd hired to carry out his coup should be women, or non-white, or disabled"
No way that's real.
I thought that too.
Edit: I guess it isn't fake
https://www.foxnews.com/media/latest-james-bond-novel-mocked-woke-having-anti-trans-trump-associated-villain
I was laughing, thought it was a spoof, apparently it isn't.
100% thought it was fake, its even funnier that its real.. you know funny as is the world is over kind of funny.
I know what you mean, funny as in, "You mean the Death Ray works?" funny
It is real. I downloaded (pirated) the ebook to check.
It's odd because 100% of those people are carrying a coup against the American way of life.
Who writes this shit now?
Fleming must be rolling over in his grave.
Untalented, unoriginal, and retarded bolshevik faggots.
If this is On His Majesty’s Secret Service, the Bolshevik faggot is Charlie Higson.
I think how awful they are has to be redpilling people. Nevermind the literal, walking, talking Bond villains like Gates, Soros and Klaus, no it's not them, it's the people who are traditionally conservative and believe many of the same things your ancestors did.
Unfortunately useful idiots aren't going be red pilled by any of this. They'll eat this shit up, in fact, it reads exactly like what these idiots post all over social media themselves.
Yuri was right about useful idiots.
I read John Gardner's Bond books in the 80's and they were great ! Similar stories, maybe more detective work. Gardner updated the cars, clothing, and weapons.
Fags.
AI….. does it all
Do these jackasses NOT have a creative fiber in their being?
Nope. Notice how the queers in Pedowood regurgitate remakes of old movies ad nauseum? Intellectually and creatively vacant.
Even if you pretend like the "villain" was written like a human writes a book and not a tweet (when you to keep to 140 characters), that's not even the description of a villain, maybe one of the low level cohorts that bond has to defeat to find out where the villains lair is hidden.
No, they don't. Creativity requires original thought. It requires the ability to examine cause and affect. It requires the ability to thinking critically about an idea and make determinations as to its merit.
Leftist npcs lack all of these abilities. There's a reason all western art has been shit for a century. Movies were the last medium holding out and they've given in.
I'd say in the last 20 years, Zemeckis' Beowulf (the 'shit' one from 2009) aged very well now. The dialogue at least is coherent and well-spoken.
Old works where made by people with life experience. They drew inspiration from their explorations, war, etc - all the ups and downs they've lived through.
These modern day asshats barely left their mom's basement, they have maybe seen their campus and the Starbucks next to it. The worst they've lived through is COVID and online arguments.
No, because they abandoned the classics which dealt with issues you could understand.
Even the worst Serling-era Twilight Zone episode would be lightyears ahead of anything written today.
Evil cannot create. It can only destroy
Is this like… Reddit fan-fiction written by a 55 iq English-Somalian illegal? Holy shit it’s bad. Not even because of the villains traits, but because it’s just genuinely writing on a level that no publisher should ever consider for any reason unless it was to highlight some amazing feat of a retard writing a book
Seeing that the original Bond author, Ian Fleming, died long ago (and would certainly have detested Wokeism), this is absolutely fan-fiction, even if approved by the current rights holders to the Bond franchise.
This is the sort of shit that would get a fanfiction author lambasted and suicidal, forget fucking "professional" standards.
So he’s trying to destroy the world based on an anti trans agenda…
If it wasn’t written by Ian Fleming, it’s not a real James Bond book.
Agreed, Ian Flemming was actually quoted to lament that conservatives did not crack down more...
🤮
So... they just admitted all that shit is one single thing, and it IS Marxism.
At least they admit it.
“Cool it with the anti-semitism” moment.
That second paragraph reads like a parody and is just as bad. "He didn't even try to have a diverse and disabled coup."
This is some Reddit fan-fic level crap.
I'm sure the movie version will be out for Winter Holiday 2024.
🙄🤮
LMAO wtf
Bond in 2023: "Bond noticed the conservative white male didn't use proper pronouns so Bond felt unsafe. Surely he was a terrorist."
Q is found to be an evil facist. He is replaced by a BIPOC named Lady Gay Bethany Tallman.
LGBT builds Bond a Safe Room that fits in a briefcase.
and he wont eat ze bugs!!!!
Birkett sounds like the hero to me
It's like a page off of some liberal's tumblr blog.
the sentence structure itself is horrible! looks like something an idiot with too many opinions would say!
The writing is so fucking bad. Jesus Christ. Do people really pay for this shit?
This Birkett fellow sounds like a Chad
Entertainment content no longer exists. It has been displaced by propaganda. Your expectations of experiencing non-agenda driven entertainment should be zero if it’s a mainstream source.
Seriously we're getting the shittiest version of communism possible. Iron curtain Eastern Europe had some awesome experimental cinema stuff going on, and Russian film from the 70s and 80s is amazingly creative.
We've got the breadlines but none of the necessity being the mother of invention energy.
No way this is a published book. Was this written by a child?
It's real, published book that you can buy. I downloaded (pirated) the ebook.
Lizzo will star in the movie
Octoflabby? Roll Raker? The Spy who Jiggled Me?
"The Buffet Is Not Enough"
Gunty Galore
“I’m Bambi…..”
“and I’m Thumper…..”
“I’m Jabba the Hutt!”
Brie Larson and Amber Heard.
I'm rooting for the 'villain.' He seems like someone who would say something if he saw a dragshow aimed at kids. This Bond meanwhile likely sucks cock. Black cock, of course, wouldn't want to be seen as having any white preferences.
We're all Goldmember now.
The last Bond movie was shit too.
It's hard to fully realize that this is actually a real book. "not even a pretence at diversity here"... My God, these people are truly lost and damned.
The entire bottom of the page is also ripping the bad guys for not being 50% minority lol. This book is trash.
What does the author mean by "woman?"
The next paragraph is hilarious too - is this for real?? 😂😂
Is Bond a disabled black trans man in this book?