“Call me Ishxael, said the the patriarchal bigot to the beautiful.whale, regardless of xits physical size and strength, afraid of not respecting xits pronouns before harpooning it.”
-Excerpt from Xoby Clitick rewritten to be historically correct, circa 2038, in schools.
eh.. it's like the people who want justice for a DV victim. yet, they spend years watching the DV victim get the shit beaten out of them without really doing anything themselves.
there's a culture of shifting your problems to other people. it's enabled by outright bullying that people are too stupid to recognize. shouldn't have gotten rid of it from schools, it served an educational purpose, when the stakes were low.
so.. what it is, is fat people recognizing that they now have a tool they can use to bully businesses that make them feel bad. like any bully with newfound power, they're exploring the boundaries of it.
they're not hapless victims. every 10lbs you add you can feel. you can fucking feel that immediately. your body, turns out, has thousands of years of evolution to make you feel it. stairs become hard. breathing becomes hard. activity becomes impossible and all their pants and chairs get ruined in under a year now.
it's fucking obvious, most of all, to them. they are being "gaslit" into believing that it's "their turn to be the bully" and they're running with it... as much as they can run with anything anymore. it's amoral bullshit however it got started and until these fatties learn to skip indulgences, they're the most culpable.
It's curious that both the right and the left can agree on this and yet it never happens. CEO's bullshit salaries steal from shareholders, workers and customers.
Capitalism sucks when we have stock markets... these lame ass corporations worry about share/stock holders than their customers. And usually these corps are like duopolies or practically monopolies.
Only the retards on the right agree with this stupid shit.
Delta’s CEO made $12.4mm in 2022. Well, we’re taking 5%! We now have $656 (per plane) to refit each of the 945 airplanes with bigger seats. Planes hold about 200 people, so that leaves us with $3 per seat. That seem reasonable to you?
Hell, take his whole salary, and now we have $65 per seat. For parts, shipping, removing the old seats, installing the new seats, and all the associated inspections/overhead.
Don’t be a brain dead idiot. There’s plenty of discussion to be had about whether mega corporations are good for society as a whole and whether we should all be choosing to pay higher prices to support local small businesses, but trying to argue that the heads of those mega corporations are overpaid as a general rule shows more about you than it does anything else.
It's so simple really. One modified seating Spirit Airline plane providing a fatties return flight twice per day from Atlanta to Maini. That should cover about 90% of daily fat journeys.
Exactly! Being fat/ kinda overweight? Whatever. I don’t have an issue with that.
But I’d you’re so morbidly obese and need 2 or more plane seats, can’t fit thru doorways etc etc then that is on you. At that point you CAN lose enough wait to just be “normal fat”.
Pic might be fake. It's on Shutterstock and not sure what their policy with that is, but the way they are carrying the boards is suspect. Probably staged if nothing else.
Generally, you will carry a board deck out like that to keep from knocking off wax and getting it all over you. With longboards for bigger people and beginners, they are often so wide for the extra float that it's hard to get your arm all the way around to grab the opposite rail across the curve like that so you carry it bottom out. It's flat and more comfortable for your arm that way, and you aren't stretching your armpit.
Not even going to get into the rarity of not one but two large black women at surf breaks, in North America at least. This could be more common in Australia or South Africa. Don't know. I know precisely one black surfer, after 15 years, but that's just me on the east coast and I don't live on the coast.
All of that said, it's really rare, but there are some legit fat people who are great surfers. Honestly, don't know how, but I've seen some locals at a couple of breaks I go to who legit shred on short boards, which is just crazy. Saw pics about 10 years ago of this guy in the Cape Fear region absolutely ripping in overhead waves during hurricane season and dude was built like Fat Albert.
Dunno, but babygirl on the left is definitely a champ if she really surfs.
I've seen two, also. One was just a random dude at a beach and no idea his story, the other my friend I mentioned.
My friend grew up on the coast and the sum total of his childhood education on water was "If you get in this water you will die." As an adult, took freaking swimming lessons just to be able to then learn to surf. Hat's off to him.
But yeah, it's just rare in North America for whatever reason.
Have you seen the drone vid of L.A. streetwalkers narrated with an Attenborough voice? Some of those streetwalkers weren't much smaller than these two.
Dude, that chick on the left is almost as wide as she is tall. The hell man. Imagine being so fat you can't fit thru an emergency exit. If she's caught in a fire, 100+ people will die being stuck behind her trying to escape.
They tried to chill on the beach but Greenpeace kept rolling them back into the ocean.
And they keep getting beached because the wind farms mess up their echolocation.
lol
Tall, thin and white. Can you blame them if their echolocation gets triggered?
updoot for credit where due
have you seen the FBI at the sperm bank? litterally made me laugh and throw up. so cringy
Oh yeah, the FBI robbing the sperm bank is a classic. ATF skips the cups and goes straight for the dicks. ATF likes to drink from the source.
Which of these two bit off Captain Ahab's leg?
Fucking spoiler alert
While I believe you are being sarcastic. I sincerely hope people don't cry spoilers alert on over 100 year old books. But I know they do
Knowing the internet, I'm sure they do.
The kid in the 6th sense is dead.
But is he dead in the present tense?
“Call me Ishxael, said the the patriarchal bigot to the beautiful.whale, regardless of xits physical size and strength, afraid of not respecting xits pronouns before harpooning it.”
-Excerpt from Xoby Clitick rewritten to be historically correct, circa 2038, in schools.
Underrated
That was a white whale. There must be a new Disney remake!
With a modified LBBTQIABCDLMNNOP+ flag coming out the blowhole 👍
The killer wobbly on the left.
The white one (not pictured here), Moby Dickless.
why don't they care about their health?
They’ve been gaslit into thinking “this is fine”
This.
Plus laziness. And I mean morbidly obese people. People who need TWO or more plane seats.
At that point you CAN lose weight to get to an at least somewhat decent level.
eh.. it's like the people who want justice for a DV victim. yet, they spend years watching the DV victim get the shit beaten out of them without really doing anything themselves.
there's a culture of shifting your problems to other people. it's enabled by outright bullying that people are too stupid to recognize. shouldn't have gotten rid of it from schools, it served an educational purpose, when the stakes were low.
so.. what it is, is fat people recognizing that they now have a tool they can use to bully businesses that make them feel bad. like any bully with newfound power, they're exploring the boundaries of it.
they're not hapless victims. every 10lbs you add you can feel. you can fucking feel that immediately. your body, turns out, has thousands of years of evolution to make you feel it. stairs become hard. breathing becomes hard. activity becomes impossible and all their pants and chairs get ruined in under a year now.
it's fucking obvious, most of all, to them. they are being "gaslit" into believing that it's "their turn to be the bully" and they're running with it... as much as they can run with anything anymore. it's amoral bullshit however it got started and until these fatties learn to skip indulgences, they're the most culpable.
Stairs mustve been an invention by white peepo who stole it from black peepo. Lol.
They must hate Black Bodies.
They warned me about rising sea levels…
How many bitches in the ocean before Obama's house submerges?
Being a fat fuck, being a fat fuck, and being a fat fuck can deter large travelers. You should stop being a fat fuck.
DAMN!!! 🔥🔥🔥
if fat people force wider seats in planes i will support them, not literally, nobody needs a hernia. airplane seats are shit and im not fat
I agree airplane seats are shit, and I'd love wider seats too. Problem is they will raise cost of tickets due to less seats available.
Cut the CEO’s of 5 major airlines salary by 5% each and they can widen and redo all plane seats without having to raise prices
It's curious that both the right and the left can agree on this and yet it never happens. CEO's bullshit salaries steal from shareholders, workers and customers.
Left and right have enough other stuff to squabble about, so the owners of the uniparty will never get addressed.
Capitalism sucks when we have stock markets... these lame ass corporations worry about share/stock holders than their customers. And usually these corps are like duopolies or practically monopolies.
Only the retards on the right agree with this stupid shit.
Delta’s CEO made $12.4mm in 2022. Well, we’re taking 5%! We now have $656 (per plane) to refit each of the 945 airplanes with bigger seats. Planes hold about 200 people, so that leaves us with $3 per seat. That seem reasonable to you?
Hell, take his whole salary, and now we have $65 per seat. For parts, shipping, removing the old seats, installing the new seats, and all the associated inspections/overhead.
Don’t be a brain dead idiot. There’s plenty of discussion to be had about whether mega corporations are good for society as a whole and whether we should all be choosing to pay higher prices to support local small businesses, but trying to argue that the heads of those mega corporations are overpaid as a general rule shows more about you than it does anything else.
Communist math never works.
Yours is a stupid comment.
You're welcome.
(If we just tax the top 1% we could all live in Utopia!)
There are weight limits on planes so the prices will be double / triple with a load of those cows.
Planes also have to balance their load. The front, back and middle part of plane must be a certain weight so the take off angle can be calculated.
With thousands of flights a day.. there is gonna be bound to be a scenario where fat people is in one part of the plane and there is a miscalculation.
It's so simple really. One modified seating Spirit Airline plane providing a fatties return flight twice per day from Atlanta to Maini. That should cover about 90% of daily fat journeys.
*Edit for spelling a word.
So meta.
Together, they might be able to challenge Chrispy Creme Christie for the record of most Golden Corrals bankrupted.
The only way for Christie to bankrupt a Golden Corral is for him stop eating half of their inventory for breakfast.
When Chris Christie goes to the Golden Corral, he asks for a rolling chair and just eats at the bar.
obviously fake news, last time Christie fitted in a rolling chair was 1995.
Golden Coral Gold Card holders
I think they are fully in black card territory
It looks like sea levels are about to rise.
I ....... everybody already covered my jokes. Just damn. 😂😂😂
I agree 100% with this...
There’s a stark difference between morbidily obese (the two taking up the whole picture) and being fat.
Exactly! Being fat/ kinda overweight? Whatever. I don’t have an issue with that.
But I’d you’re so morbidly obese and need 2 or more plane seats, can’t fit thru doorways etc etc then that is on you. At that point you CAN lose enough wait to just be “normal fat”.
There is a difference between being fat and warping space-time.
There is no way that fat fuck is getting on a surfboard. Comedy.
We have the best comments on the internet.
I guess the tethers are to retrieve the spoons in case they swallow em.
A comment on the OP that had me laughing…
10,000+ calories a day, for years on end..
The sharks wouldn't need to eat for a year after gulping them down.
The shark would probably die of diabetes.
Same here man I snorted when I saw the ice cream comment 🤣
Kang 100
That's weird. This post got more upvotes than the original post.
: )
Don't be fat. Problem solved.
Pic might be fake. It's on Shutterstock and not sure what their policy with that is, but the way they are carrying the boards is suspect. Probably staged if nothing else.
Generally, you will carry a board deck out like that to keep from knocking off wax and getting it all over you. With longboards for bigger people and beginners, they are often so wide for the extra float that it's hard to get your arm all the way around to grab the opposite rail across the curve like that so you carry it bottom out. It's flat and more comfortable for your arm that way, and you aren't stretching your armpit.
Not even going to get into the rarity of not one but two large black women at surf breaks, in North America at least. This could be more common in Australia or South Africa. Don't know. I know precisely one black surfer, after 15 years, but that's just me on the east coast and I don't live on the coast.
All of that said, it's really rare, but there are some legit fat people who are great surfers. Honestly, don't know how, but I've seen some locals at a couple of breaks I go to who legit shred on short boards, which is just crazy. Saw pics about 10 years ago of this guy in the Cape Fear region absolutely ripping in overhead waves during hurricane season and dude was built like Fat Albert.
Dunno, but babygirl on the left is definitely a champ if she really surfs.
I'm not sure black people can float, even with that much fat.
I've seen two black surfers in 23 years of surfing, and one of them was half black and the other one some caribbean mix
I've seen two, also. One was just a random dude at a beach and no idea his story, the other my friend I mentioned.
My friend grew up on the coast and the sum total of his childhood education on water was "If you get in this water you will die." As an adult, took freaking swimming lessons just to be able to then learn to surf. Hat's off to him.
But yeah, it's just rare in North America for whatever reason.
The Caribbean one I saw was not in the USA, it was, well, near the Caribbean
I've only ever seen one obese woman surfer in that time frame.
A black obese female surfer might not exist.
Yeah I've seen women surfers who were insanely good and looked like they could whip your ass, but none were black or obese.
I always enjoy a photo of a whale and a pilot shark.
Can you hear David Attenborough reading the article now?
That.
Have you seen the drone vid of L.A. streetwalkers narrated with an Attenborough voice? Some of those streetwalkers weren't much smaller than these two.
Glad you all liked it
Dey just big-boned ya damned rayciss
Fat people should not exist. See my username.
?Username checks out?
Dude, that chick on the left is almost as wide as she is tall. The hell man. Imagine being so fat you can't fit thru an emergency exit. If she's caught in a fire, 100+ people will die being stuck behind her trying to escape.
I heard a song about 5'3", 300 lbs.
Omg, that is hilarious!
This reminds me of the fucking ice cream cup that came with the wood paddle to eat the ice cream with
That was my intention, lol