I had a pet squirrel as a kid. My grandfather always had a squirrel and the squirrel always had a huge pet cage. We used to gather pecans and walnuts so the squirrels could keep their teeth from growing too long.
Two paragraphs down… Also… Why are you Gotta be like that… ??? Bet you don’t get invited to any parties… For example, here we are at a party… Here’s me… Hey, did you guys know squirrels were once the most popular pet? (all the ladies giggle)… And then there’s your response… Well, actually… As you watch all the women leave.
too old for party's and don't need women as i've been married for three decades...but I get what you're saying. It didn't make any logical sense, and when you get to be my age, you enjoy shaking fists at the clouds and yelling at people to get off your lawn...
So your saying he's leaving this squirrel in a different environment than he found it and without him to feed and protect it, it will likely die. Fucking spiks. Squirrel murders.
There is no fucking end to their bullshit sob stories to get low-IQ voters to accept the invasion.
This criminal illegal alien invader should have been shot dead at the border and his body dumped unceremoniously by the roadside.
Absolutely poor writing. The guy adopted the squirrel when the guy was a baby ( which isn't possible), or the guy adopted the squirrel when it was a baby? Fucking retarded.
Hope so. Get rid of the varmint, and accept the squirrel.
Little known fact, at one point in United States history squirrels were the most popular house pet. That squirrel would qualify to see asylum.
I had a pet squirrel as a kid. My grandfather always had a squirrel and the squirrel always had a huge pet cage. We used to gather pecans and walnuts so the squirrels could keep their teeth from growing too long.
Squirrel Lives Matter
Yep, and all they want are nuts. Maybe we could feed it Biden's nut sack!
I have a pet squirrel. Coolest pet ever.
Really? and what point in US history was that exactly? please cite your source.
https://www.naturalstatewildlife.com/squirrels-were-once-the-most-popular-pet-in-the-us
Figured it was BS, I was right. Most popular pet in the US for UPPER CLASS children...a very small subset of the population.
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/pet-squirrel-craze
Two paragraphs down… Also… Why are you Gotta be like that… ??? Bet you don’t get invited to any parties… For example, here we are at a party… Here’s me… Hey, did you guys know squirrels were once the most popular pet? (all the ladies giggle)… And then there’s your response… Well, actually… As you watch all the women leave.
too old for party's and don't need women as i've been married for three decades...but I get what you're saying. It didn't make any logical sense, and when you get to be my age, you enjoy shaking fists at the clouds and yelling at people to get off your lawn...
Lol okay man in that cane I apologize. I may be your Sr.
Edit typo but I’m leaving it lol!!!
The squirrel makes him a family unit. Would hate to see the squirrel in a cage, but it's a thing
The bad thing is, the squirrel had the DNA of over 12 people in it, according to the rape kit results…
That's one thing the Democrats have in common with the illegals. They'll both fuck anything.
Democrats have been fucking all of us for 2 centuries..
Who lets a baby adopt a squirrel..?
It’s also an invasive rodent… if you nurse a baby squirrel back to health, that’s great, you you should let it go in the end…
Even better he can go sit on a RR track.
All else equal I agree
No, theres laws against importing animals.
There are laws against illegal migrants as well but they are not being enforced..
Here’s an idea: Niko and Yeison go back to Venezuela and live happily ever after.
Niko can stay, remove Yeison
Fun fact - 90%+ of these “refugees” go back to their home country on vacation.
He won’t be separated from Niko. Just taking your resources and voting rights.
That's just crazy talk.
In case anyone is wondering, you would have to walk through 7 other states to get from Venezuela to the US.
Reminds me of Justin Bieber abandoning his pet monkey in Germany.
Prick canadian
https://www.dailyedge.ie/justin-biebers-pet-monkey-still-has-issues-3796920-Jan2018/
Yeah dude straight up abandoned it . Douchebag.
I'm sure if he could have proved he didn't somehow buy it off the black market they just would have given it back.
So your saying he's leaving this squirrel in a different environment than he found it and without him to feed and protect it, it will likely die. Fucking spiks. Squirrel murders.
Better than forcing the little guy into a dark warm place like a liberal would.
"Crawl a little deeper"
Yeison should eat the squirrel,
'cause if I can help it, he's not getting ANYTHING to eat after he crosses the border.
It's surprising that he hadn't yet, almost makes the story seem made up.
Also, you need to eat all the zoo animals before you can keep a squirrel as a pet.
Don't give him ideas lol
I care about the squirrel more than Yeison
The writer is trying to be honest. Her name is Ishita; sounds Canadian.
She shit-ah alright, out her mouth with all this verbal diarrhea trying to humanize military age male criminal alien invaders.
There is no fucking end to their bullshit sob stories to get low-IQ voters to accept the invasion.
This criminal illegal alien invader should have been shot dead at the border and his body dumped unceremoniously by the roadside.
Just say it's your gay lover. Then you can bring the squirrel.
He just needs a slightly shit stained empty toilet paper roll for proof!
Eh, let him keep the squirrel...
In Mexico.
How about we put them both down for illegal border crossing and being a disease vector like customs used to do.
But the Zika squirrel is so cute!!!!
https://youtu.be/IaAxUGBzROg?si=xJphTRzfXeg-BBWN&t=74
What??? So... You brake all kind of laws, and you're worried about animal laws in the USA? This sounds like a psyop
It's obviously a psyop just from the implication that squirrels can be tame.
Deport the journalist too. The headline says the migrant was a baby when he adopted the squirrel.
Thats one old ass squirell.
That's my take on it. Who. Gives. A. Rip.
Surprised someone hasn't eaten the Tree Rat...
Downvote for talking shit on squirrels that are objectively one of the best mammals
You should see what they did to my attic.
I have no doubt they completely rekt your attic, shit everywhere, bit holes in priceless heirlooms, and destroyed your ventilation ducts.
I'd still rather have them than the criminal alien invader.
Never had squirrel lol. What's it like?
Makes decent broth but there is no meat
Downvote for talking shit on rats. Some people buy them as pets lol.
I own one. Coolest pet ever.
They are angels.
You ever have a nut tree? Kill all the squirrels.
it wont survive a week at the border.
So don't come here. Problem solved
Not a fan of rodents. Need to keep them out.
Have been entertained by squirrels a lot. They were always polite, never annoyed anyone, were quite popular with everyone.
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Also, another sign of the destruction of the West.
The name of the "reporter" for the Daily Mail.
Emotional manipulation, big sad.
That just makes me more angry at the left.
🤡🤡🤡🤡
Ritual humiliation
Operation You Got To Go Back starts January 20th 2025!
the squirrel is probably more based than he is
Based hard working squirrel plans for future by stashing nuts. Contributes to life cycle of forest.
Cringe leech migrant demands gibs and luxury hotel suite while flying the flag of the country he abandoned
US Customs is more strict about animals than illegal aliens 🤡🌎
BIDEN* DID THAT !! 👉👉
Thanks asshole !
I agree, they need to stay together. In Venezuela.
Niko and his pal Zippy form a squirrel narco syndicate. They haul small bags of drugs on their backs.
Squirrels, no. Rapists, yes!
Probably best to stay in Venezuela where you and your squirrel are welcomed.
Leave the illegal alien, take the squirrel
Boris and Natasha: Get rid of illegal and Squrriel
Can we keep the squirrel instead and tell the illegal to fuck off?
I’ll take the squirrel, I have really been in the mood for some squirrel stew 😂
Absolutely poor writing. The guy adopted the squirrel when the guy was a baby ( which isn't possible), or the guy adopted the squirrel when it was a baby? Fucking retarded.
Here's a video of the squirrel, once it was given full citizenship, after turning the illegal invader into the Border Patrol.....
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6ojlnn
Here in IL, we shoot and eat those things.
Why would Trump do this!? Jack Smith Better indict him another 300 animal cruelty charges.
Squirrels in cages reeeeeeeeee
See how it's just accepted that everyone can come in, try that shit with any other country.