Christie: When I Win New Hampshire, Trump's 'Sense of Inevitability Will Go Away'
Former Gov. Chris Christie (R-NJ), a candidate for the 2024 Republican presidential nomination, said Sunday on NBC's "Meet the Press" that he plans to beat former President Donald Trump in the New Hampshire presidential primary and take away "his sense of ...
He isn't gonna win anything unless he sucks Chuck Schumers dick.
Please don't let Chris KrispyKream eat New Hampshire.
This is Dunkin' country!
Things Chris Christie can "win" against Trump;
Hotdog eating contest
The biggest loser
Who has the highest BMI/Cholesterol
Dick sucking contest
Shoving things up his ass
Look fat, here’s the deal.
KEK
Believe it or not I think Trump beats him in the hot dog eating contest
Better than average, I'd say!
If he sucks Chucky's dick, the only thing he'll win is a mouthful of cheese danish filling.
Of course he's probably salivating at the idea of it.
Chris Crisco is not winning New Hampshire. That fat grifting fuck needs to find a new career.
Southern New Hampshire might be a bit too narrow to enter if he's traveling by car.
He'd have a great career at eating donuts. He's an expert.
Well, and being a donut..
He has a new career. Shilling for the elites and getting paid to do it. Just like all the rest. He will land some book or speaking tour deal for millions in exchange for his anti Trump ravings.
what an embarrassment he is.
here's your choice: trump or Type 2
Yeah, he couldn’t win a one-person race. What a slob. And too stupid to realize he helps Trump every time he speaks or kisses the hand of Zelensky.
He definitely did not see the "Could be Trump" Train post. https://patriots.win/p/16ammj69h7/could-be-trump-will-be-trump-mus/c/
We sent the Rinos completely insane. This is delusional.
Maybe he just stopped listening after "I win New Ham..."
The only thing this fat fuck is winning is a free turkey leg at the state fair.
He’s banned from Golden Corral because they can’t make a profit when he comes in there.
When he goes to the Chinese all you can eat buffet they don't give him a price, they give him an estimate.
You been here four hour! You go now!
Hirarious!
Try the salad!!!
You scare my wife!
Haha
Classic mistake that puts many buffets out of business. They never account for Chris Christie
It's part of GAAP
Perhaps a food eating contest…
He eats turkey legs the long way
I fucking hate seeing this fatass on television
Good thing he doesn’t all fit on screen at the same time.
Can someone hurry up Me Too this fat fuck. Dude is straight cringe.
He's about the only person Lena Dunham could say raped her that I'd halfway believe.
He didn't rape her. She was just between him and the dessert table.
Get between Crisco and the twinkies and you might lose a pinky
It will definitely be violent.
kek
https://youtu.be/8GdzbCIxkzo?si=xvZAVGS5MMnxckY0
He's raped many pizzas.
#MeChew
I bet there is a buffet or ten that would beg to differ.
If only we can turn the Golden Corral buffet into a person
Nobody would believe he could commit rape without having a coronary
I’ve see we’ve entered the “say blatantly dumb shit for attention” phase of the campaign.
Drugs are a horrible thing Christie. Put the crack pipe down… and pick up a cheeseburger.
That's horrible too.
He's way too fat to be a crack addict. Gotta be something else.
He learned how to inhale and has had the munchies for the past five lifetimes?
i will personally buy this fucking idiot a year of krispy kreme if he would STFU and go away
edit: i would personally pay for FIVE YEARS OF UNLIMITED KRISPY KREME DONUTS
Found the Mega Millions winner
Yep, with one of those 'shouldn't have spent winnings foolishly' tales!
I don't know how people could be so fucking stupid with lottery winnings. The first thing I would do is pay off my credit cards and buy a house and two cars. Some guns too.
Sounds like you're in for a bankruptcy.
He needs to stop repeating aloud the voices he hears in his head. It's embarrassing.
He has a love affair with New Hampshire like DeSantis has with Iowa
And Trump slides in and steals the girl
Don't forget that this fat fuck sellout was on the inside of Trumps 2016 campaign and probably helped 0bama spy on him
Is he even in the double digits?
His A1c is.
🎶Down with rybelsus🎶
I don't think he is really even above 1%
Barely. He’s only polling at 10-11%
I'd say quadruple. Oh, you were talking about his weight, weren't you?
I really hope he's vaccinated.
He keeps eating all the spaghetti in his veins.
Squid ink pasta. Saw that on Iron Chef once. Looked pretty gross
Squid ink is just for dramatic color, it’s not a strong flavor. But I’ve cooked with dehydrated plankton so I may be biased.
That sounds less gross but still not something I'd want to try, lol
Win NH? Or eat NH?
Whatever the hell he’s smoking, I want it.
President Trump is polling around 40% in New Hampshire, what fatass Christie is only at 10%. He’s delusional if he thinks he can win. Wake me up when Christie’s poll numbers exceed his BMI
Did he mean “eat New Hampshire”?
this isnt something where you will yourself to a win! pushing harder than the next guy means nothing in a campaign race. people have to like you and trust you to "win" and he will never have that!
he's not delusional, he's just lying! he's not going to win new hampshire and he knows it! he's a liar. a big fat liar!
Lard Lad
Yeah, I'm in New Hamstershire. I'm surrounded by idiots who claim to be Republicans.
Christie is still polling at 7%. He's not winning anything.
To put this in perspective, NH is so retarded that I've yet to meet a single person who actually understands how corrupt the GOP is.
Back in CA, I could name 100's who knew this.
Very odd place.
And Christie is still persona non grata, although it is his strongest polling State.
The smart NHers leave the state
We don't plan on staying long.
Aaaaayyy-YUP
It gets better in the winter though. Nights get longer. Snow gets deeper. Life gets better.
Our plan was to be in Florida before winter, but I went shopping for boots yesterday just in case.
Good call! I'm about as North as southern VT, and it's warm so far. Coldest nights still in the 40's, not the 30's yet. But you never know when that first cold snap will hit. You're close enough to the ocean that maybe it won't just stay like it often does here, but it can sure turn in a hurry with barely any relief after the fact. If you're staying into November it's certain you'll be glad to have some warm boots.
Remember, I was complaining about how cold the winters were in San Diego the past few years.
I've lived in the mountains before, but I suspect you're going to hear a lot of whining from me the next few months.
Hey, if your feet are cold, you're cold. Ergo, if your feet are warm, you must be warm, right? ;)
I am wearing slippers around the house for the first time in my life. This started today.
They're comfy!
And who brings you your pipe? Lol
Reminds me of Baron harkonan from the first dune movie
also a faggot
They probably go to the same pimple popper
Awe, guess Hunter loaned that fat man his crack pipe.
What's inevitable is that Crisco will shart himself and leave a foul stench over half the state.
When you can be this big of a fat slob in the public eye for as long as this butterball shitstain , you have no shame or understanding how the rest of the world sees you - none!
When he eats New Hampshire?
so is he saying new hampshire is fixed? bc i think he's the lowest rated candidate, even behind pence. and that takes some doing.
The Beetus makes him say all kinds of things when his levels are off.
Fatboy Slim Chance.
Someone should ask Christie what his goals are here. Who does he think will realistically be president?
Christie has no support within the GOP. With or without Trump. He's a national embarrassment and frankly, I think that brings out a lot of questions about what he's doing here in the corporate narrative.
What a fucking tool bag ! Go shut down a Bridge with your Big Ass
HAHAHAHAHA
Quote “when Trump loses NH, all the Red Hats are gonna come to their senses”.
"All the red hats." It would be so easy for them to have our support. We want less Government powers, more freedom, lower taxes, a fair justice system with no activist judges. That's basically all.
But they choose to Mitt Romney. Why would anyone choose to Mitt? They personally know he's a loser, yet they emulate him. I don't get it.
I’m not convinced they do know Mitt’s a loser, they’re trapped in a political paradigm that’s fading as new generations come of age.
There are plenty of smart people among them, yet they are so damn dumb.
They campaign like the shit they did in the 1980's still works. Like we don't have mass instant communication and can see what they did and said years ago at the snap of a finger.
I could take over DeSantis' campaign right now and make him president in 2028. "De. Bow out of the race, focus on Florida. 2026-ish, we get back in the race. Now go in TV and apologize to Trump and tell everyone your previous campaign manager was full of shit."
There would be more. He has a long long way to go to get back in our good graces.
He’s too close to the Bush’s to get back in my good graces, that faction on the Right has to be minimized to a regional party mostly in the NE.
Mark Robinson becomes governor of North Carolina and Runs for president in 2028.
Fuck Rhonda Santis.
That dude is alright, I’d go to his church if I lived nearby.
Yeah, I don't think DeSantis can even win Florida. I think a lot of people here on TDW could take over his campaign and probably win him the big house in 2028, but would he be the right person for the job? No.
My point was everyone but Trump is out of touch.
Personally, I'm voting for Donaldo Trumpinno in 2028. Totally different person so he can have two terms also.
Now this is the conversation we should be having!
Mormon country
I don’t see Christie winning NH. Does that mean Trump is inevitable?
Always has been.
I await to see if he reluctantly endorses Trump after dropping out or if he suggests that he would rather see Biden get reelected and have the GOP try again in 2028 like a few of the warmongering RINOs that want us to stay in Ukraine have done.
Who's said that?
I can’t remember the name of that one Republican with severe TDS (I know that description doesn’t narrow it down much) but a few weeks back he said if DeSantis doesn’t get the GOP nomination he was going to reluctantly back Biden for reelection while going down-ballot GOP for everyone else as a check. In his opinion Trump getting back in would be worse than Biden getting reelected with a GOP congress keeping him from going wild, especially if said congress kept sending money to Ukraine.
He’s not the only one that said that, though. I know Liz Cheney strongly suggested she would rather see Biden reelected than Trump get back in and Meghan McCain is still pissed at Trump over his feud with her dad. We know how happy Meghan was when Biden allegedly beat him after the ballot printers went brrr, to the point where her mom endorsed Biden and was part of his transition team.
I've yet to come across anyone who actually likes him. Not even as an alternate to Trump - that's almost always Vivek or meatball. It's not like he has a religious/evangelical, or fundamental/constitutional, or outsider/anti-corruption pull to him. Literally nothing but gravitational.