Reforms like... they can't force you to drink three (3) water bowls (aka canteens)... at 1qt a piece, that's 32oz each... 96 ounces of water in about a ten minute span.
and then make you drink another one, make you try to pee...
Yep, they completely degraded that award. Any E-7 and above received one simply for being there. Meanwhile you pull a guy out of a burning humvee, hereās your ARCOM with V.
Iāve personally witnessed dudes getting their awards downgraded to an AAM or a COA. Our trick was to always punch up - as in put them in for an award above what they earned (MSM will get downgraded to ARCOM, ARCOM to AAM etc).
Yes I have seen this as well. While a Lt sits in OPS running the gate guard, or an E-7 gets drunk on patrol and wanders off in Samara, still receives a bronze star.
Youād have Joes who got fucked up doing some actual war fighting and they are told they donāt rate a BSM with V device. You put in for an award like an AAM or an ARCOM only to get it kicked back and downgraded until itās a COA and a handshake at best.
Meanwhile, some officer gets a BSM for showing up in country and getting dressed in the morning. Oh and the whole shop that fucks up peoples paperwork? They are rocking some major chest candy at the end of the deployment.
This is why, if I donāt see a V Device on a BSM, I consider it a consolation prize.
Bronze star is basically trash these days, officers literally get them just for surviving a deployment whether or not they actually did anything or saw combat. Only way a bronze star means anything is if it's got a V attached to it.
Anyone who was in the military knows that this is a nothing burger.
I'm not supporting desantis, I'm supporting truth.
If you did the job for a day, it's listed on your paperwork. This could have been from a single week of urinalysis after a long weekend or it could have been as bad as some of you are claiming.
If he was assistant, he was probably the one checking IDs.
There's enough dirt to complain about for him, this tabloid level stuff isn't going to win you any arguments.
Yeah. I understand how it's funny to non-veterans and I can't say I didn't laugh at the "pecker checker" nickname, but I don't think Laura realizes she kinda made herself look like an idiot to military and veterans. If people only knew the kind of stuff junior enlisted and junior officers get bagged with they would probably cringe at this post.
I somehow got roped into being one on rear d right as I was getting out. The rope being "the piss test observer class is your appointed place of duty the next week". Lol.
It looks good on military evals when you're eligible for promotions. Outside of the military most collateral duties, especially if you were an assistant, mean next to nothing.
Generally it's a good thing because the more stuff you got the more points you have towards your promotion, and the more points you have the higher the odds of your name coming up on the promotion list, though eventually you will hit a point ceiling where getting more points or doing more stuff no longer matters. As for the urinalysis thing I guarantee you he got volun-told to do it by someone higher than him in rank and that he had no choice but to do it. That's just how it works in the military, you think the Captain of a ship is going to be the one checking to make sure some sailor pees into a cup or is it going to be one of the lower ranking officers on that ship that the Captain looked at and said "you're it"?
You're exactly right. He took the ID and gave the bottle to the member. Some enlisted member (observer) walked with the person to the head(restroom), watched the person from a distance, walked the member back to Ron sitting at the table. Ron then had the person check their name and SS# sign the form and sticker. The observer signs the form. They put the sticker on the bottle and Ron attached the red tamper strip. Switch the exchange the bottle for the ID in the box of bottles. People need to stop being retarded. It's just a collateral job. Move on. We need to put more attention on the real issues like helping Trump harvest ballots and stopping Dems from cheating in 2024.
Yeah, this. It would not have been his primary job, just an additional duty which everyone gets assigned. In the Army it's a 2 day course to learn how to generate the test list, print labels, administer the test, and ship the samples.
Also with him being the assistant it makes me think he was probably the alternate. For additional duty assignments you typically have a primary and alternate assigned, since he is listed as assistant I am guessing he was the alternate test guy.
I wouldn't have even commented but when I see something being blown out of proportion to generate a different story it sticks in my craw. If I was ignorant of the entire situation, my thought would have been "why are they using such a small detail to smear him. It must mean they don't have anything else".
DeSanctimonious was a REMF JAG officer who happened to be assigned to the Spec Ops command. He was probably one of those stupid MFers who made up ridiculous ROE/RUF directives that hamstrung operations and got people killed.
I used to think Desantis was a SEAL because I saw him say he "served with SEALs overseas" overseas or something to that effect. Not quite crossing the line of stolen valor, but dancing near to it.
Nothing wrong with administrative jobs in the military. Very few of them are trigger pulling badasses.
Pretty sure that says "Asst. Urinalysis Coordinator" as in Assistant Urinalysis Coordinator. So Ron John had to work with others in a coordinated effort to meat gaze? I mean, how much preperation do you need to watch another man's urine flow from his body into a cup.
We need a leader that is not an assitant meat gazer.
This is unnecessary red on red political bullshit.
UA coordinator rounds up all of the peasants to watch the sampling and ensures everything is done legally.
He was a JAG, one who is trading in the cachet of the units he was supporting. Essentially all
SOF support does that. Not all JAGs are created equal, and whatās interesting is I donāt see any SEALs bagging on him.
I did seek and I did quickly find " SEALs bagging on him".
That being said, how relevant is this? Is it worth taking time to track down more info at this point?
By now its obvious that Ron and his backers can't win this fight.
So hopefully Ron will end the damage by ending the fight and by calling on everyone to UNITE so we're STRONG enuf to DEFEAT those who are close to destroying us all.
Maintain and update directives and instructions pertaining to urinalysis
Ensure command compliance with Marine Corps requirements
Provide commanding officer/executive officer with answers to any questions
Role of the Observer
The observer plays a key role in the commandās urinalysis program by preventing adulteration, dilution, and substitution of urinalysis samples. Observers must witness the complete collection process. They must be trained and thoroughly familiar with all requirements of this appointment, and they shall be of the same gender marker in the Defense Enrollment Eligibility Reporting System as the Service member providing the specimen.
NOTE: The Commander shall individually designate observers in writing.
All Ron had to do was step aside and support Trump's run and all this could have been avoided. Then he could run in 28 with wide support. Now he's getting embarrassed turning on Trump and may not even get reelection in Florida
Captain of penises.
Pvt. Pecker Peeper
It would be Seaman Pecker Checker
Please pee.
It actually says he was an "Assistant Pecker Checker".
Not even the head pecker checker lol
Actually I have a Brother In-Law that was a JAG, and he is quite proud of the reforms he got through in the Urinalyses program they had in Hawaii.
Pecker Checker Pride. It's a thing now. They have a whole month dedicated to it.
Reforms like... they can't force you to drink three (3) water bowls (aka canteens)... at 1qt a piece, that's 32oz each... 96 ounces of water in about a ten minute span.
and then make you drink another one, make you try to pee...
and drink another if you "dry fire"
Throwing up never felt soo good.
I guess he wanted to make lemonade out of pee pee from of a crummy job.
Assistant penis coordinator
And he has a Bronze Star, not for combat, no Combat V, it was for pushing paperwork at GITMO.
Bronze Star is a joke. There are people who got them in Afghanistan when they never left the fucking post not even once.
Yep, they completely degraded that award. Any E-7 and above received one simply for being there. Meanwhile you pull a guy out of a burning humvee, hereās your ARCOM with V.
Sounds familiar, lol.
Assuming they even get that ARCOM with V.
Iāve personally witnessed dudes getting their awards downgraded to an AAM or a COA. Our trick was to always punch up - as in put them in for an award above what they earned (MSM will get downgraded to ARCOM, ARCOM to AAM etc).
Yes I have seen this as well. While a Lt sits in OPS running the gate guard, or an E-7 gets drunk on patrol and wanders off in Samara, still receives a bronze star.
Absolutely hated that.
Youād have Joes who got fucked up doing some actual war fighting and they are told they donāt rate a BSM with V device. You put in for an award like an AAM or an ARCOM only to get it kicked back and downgraded until itās a COA and a handshake at best.
Meanwhile, some officer gets a BSM for showing up in country and getting dressed in the morning. Oh and the whole shop that fucks up peoples paperwork? They are rocking some major chest candy at the end of the deployment.
This is why, if I donāt see a V Device on a BSM, I consider it a consolation prize.
Fobbit MOH
Bronze star is basically trash these days, officers literally get them just for surviving a deployment whether or not they actually did anything or saw combat. Only way a bronze star means anything is if it's got a V attached to it.
He wasn't even the head pecker checker, he was the Asst.
"I don't mean to brag but I am an assistant to the penis checker."
Look ma, no hands!
gargling noises
Kek
Not a regular duty he just volunteered as a hobbyist meat-gazer. š¤Ŗ
Golden Flow Boi...
Is this why they thought he'd be their Golden Boy for 2024?
What a very interdasting question.
Anyone who was in the military knows that this is a nothing burger.
I'm not supporting desantis, I'm supporting truth.
If you did the job for a day, it's listed on your paperwork. This could have been from a single week of urinalysis after a long weekend or it could have been as bad as some of you are claiming.
If he was assistant, he was probably the one checking IDs.
There's enough dirt to complain about for him, this tabloid level stuff isn't going to win you any arguments.
Yeah. I understand how it's funny to non-veterans and I can't say I didn't laugh at the "pecker checker" nickname, but I don't think Laura realizes she kinda made herself look like an idiot to military and veterans. If people only knew the kind of stuff junior enlisted and junior officers get bagged with they would probably cringe at this post.
I somehow got roped into being one on rear d right as I was getting out. The rope being "the piss test observer class is your appointed place of duty the next week". Lol.
I laugh at all of the people who think he volunteered.
There is no volunteering the military. Only volun-told.
It looks good on military evals when you're eligible for promotions. Outside of the military most collateral duties, especially if you were an assistant, mean next to nothing.
Generally it's a good thing because the more stuff you got the more points you have towards your promotion, and the more points you have the higher the odds of your name coming up on the promotion list, though eventually you will hit a point ceiling where getting more points or doing more stuff no longer matters. As for the urinalysis thing I guarantee you he got volun-told to do it by someone higher than him in rank and that he had no choice but to do it. That's just how it works in the military, you think the Captain of a ship is going to be the one checking to make sure some sailor pees into a cup or is it going to be one of the lower ranking officers on that ship that the Captain looked at and said "you're it"?
Laura loomer always looks like an idiot, and makes us look like idiots, by extension.
Too late, Pvt. Pecker Peeper it is...
At the same time though, you check one pecker and you're a pecker checker until the day you die.
All joking aside I'm a lot more concerned about the gitmo torture thing
Ironically the guy running the test isn't actually checking the peckers, any officer or NCO can and will be tasked with that.
You're exactly right. He took the ID and gave the bottle to the member. Some enlisted member (observer) walked with the person to the head(restroom), watched the person from a distance, walked the member back to Ron sitting at the table. Ron then had the person check their name and SS# sign the form and sticker. The observer signs the form. They put the sticker on the bottle and Ron attached the red tamper strip. Switch the exchange the bottle for the ID in the box of bottles. People need to stop being retarded. It's just a collateral job. Move on. We need to put more attention on the real issues like helping Trump harvest ballots and stopping Dems from cheating in 2024.
Yeah, this. It would not have been his primary job, just an additional duty which everyone gets assigned. In the Army it's a 2 day course to learn how to generate the test list, print labels, administer the test, and ship the samples.
Also with him being the assistant it makes me think he was probably the alternate. For additional duty assignments you typically have a primary and alternate assigned, since he is listed as assistant I am guessing he was the alternate test guy.
I wouldn't have even commented but when I see something being blown out of proportion to generate a different story it sticks in my craw. If I was ignorant of the entire situation, my thought would have been "why are they using such a small detail to smear him. It must mean they don't have anything else".
I just knew he was a penis man.
Ron, now check Big Mike
DeSanctimonious was a REMF JAG officer who happened to be assigned to the Spec Ops command. He was probably one of those stupid MFers who made up ridiculous ROE/RUF directives that hamstrung operations and got people killed.
he's a fraud
I would vote to recall him just to send a better message
I used to think Desantis was a SEAL because I saw him say he "served with SEALs overseas" overseas or something to that effect. Not quite crossing the line of stolen valor, but dancing near to it.
Nothing wrong with administrative jobs in the military. Very few of them are trigger pulling badasses.
Same here. I feel used.
Cock doctor.
"Cock doctor".
Mr Cock. h/t Star Trek
An O-3 as Urinalysis Coordinatorā¦
Probably had an E5 or E6 manage the program, and report to him any problems such as senior people being late, or people not coming to work that day.
My real question is how little work would he have had that a Lieutenant would be putting this on his FITREP?
I've been stuck with this duty before. It's some bullshit you get stuck doing as an NCO. What a fucking loser to have it as a billet.
Pretty sure that says "Asst. Urinalysis Coordinator" as in Assistant Urinalysis Coordinator. So Ron John had to work with others in a coordinated effort to meat gaze? I mean, how much preperation do you need to watch another man's urine flow from his body into a cup.
We need a leader that is not an assitant meat gazer.
Im sure he orally obtained needed samples
I highly doubt it, but we're all having a go at it.
You're having a go at sucking dick? Faggot.
Against sucking cock?
A misogynist, perchance? Or a lesbian? š
You seem to be quite the cocksucker. You should try shutting it sometimes.
Assistant urinalysis coordinator, that means he viewed every penis pee
So he's seen more cock than Kamala? Impressive, and sometimes long.
This is unnecessary red on red political bullshit.
UA coordinator rounds up all of the peasants to watch the sampling and ensures everything is done legally.
He was a JAG, one who is trading in the cachet of the units he was supporting. Essentially all SOF support does that. Not all JAGs are created equal, and whatās interesting is I donāt see any SEALs bagging on him.
TRUMP 2024
Because it's being done in the team room.
Incongruent with typical SEAL behavior. Never saw a TV camera they didnāt like.
"I don't see any SEALs bagging on him".
Understandable.
Those who don't seek, typically don't find.
I did seek and I did quickly find " SEALs bagging on him".
That being said, how relevant is this? Is it worth taking time to track down more info at this point?
By now its obvious that Ron and his backers can't win this fight.
So hopefully Ron will end the damage by ending the fight and by calling on everyone to UNITE so we're STRONG enuf to DEFEAT those who are close to destroying us all.
I donāt want Rom running for President. I like him as governor, and I WISH heād have waited until 28.
I couldnāt find any SEALs that identified themselves on the record coming after him.
It's obvious "now"?
It wasn't obvious before? Lulz
UPC Responsibilities
Administer the command urinalysis program
Maintain all urinalysis files
Ensure observers are properly trained
Maintain and update directives and instructions pertaining to urinalysis
Ensure command compliance with Marine Corps requirements
Provide commanding officer/executive officer with answers to any questions
Role of the Observer The observer plays a key role in the commandās urinalysis program by preventing adulteration, dilution, and substitution of urinalysis samples. Observers must witness the complete collection process. They must be trained and thoroughly familiar with all requirements of this appointment, and they shall be of the same gender marker in the Defense Enrollment Eligibility Reporting System as the Service member providing the specimen. NOTE: The Commander shall individually designate observers in writing.
https://hendersonhall.usmc-mccs.org/modules/media/?do=inline&id=5304341a-0726-4c1a-bdf6-9a16168dbd04#:~:text=Roles%20and%20Responsibilities,-Role%20of%20the&text=testing%20event%20and%20advisor%20to,and%20transportation%20of%20urinalysis%20samples.
I am sure that as coordinator, and ensuring observers are trained, he watched countless penises urinate.
I thought he was a seal?
He was a JAG officer (lawyer) who got assigned to a Spec Ops command. Not a SEAL or any other type of Special Forces operator.
No, he was a JAG who worked with the SEALs from time to time, and seems to want to steal their valor for politcal expediency.
Probably the best pecker checker. Totally qualified for POTUS, or, well, at least VPOTUS. Rite Kamala?
She's trying too hard.
wish i could downvote this trash post
His duties in the navy is almost exactly what u/RiverFenix does on a normal weekend for fun.
All Ron had to do was step aside and support Trump's run and all this could have been avoided. Then he could run in 28 with wide support. Now he's getting embarrassed turning on Trump and may not even get reelection in Florida
He's term limited as Governor. So he cant be reelected. He's supposed going to run for FL Senator against Scott. In 2026.
Yep. And we wouldn't know all these fun facts. Haha! Suck it, Meatball!
A corpsman. Also called a Penis Machinist.
It's the Navy. Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash.
No doubt he was crossing the streams
She's so good, and offensive... She's offensively good. I like her. Except the lips... why do girls do this?
Pecker Checker.
I'm dying! Lol
Still thankful for his service, it was a job that needed to be done.
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KEK!
so practically he made markings for cut / uncut?