Don't worry, without insurance you'll get a 91% discount.
There's actually a hospital in my state that does 91% uninsured discounts. May not be cheaper than the 60%+ discount hospitals that start at a lower price though.
Not sure where you live, and I'm not saying you're lying, but Healthcare providers are generally required to set a price for their services, and then insurance companies negotiate a percentage of that price they'll pay to make the provider "in network" or "preferred". Usually around 60-40%. If they offer lower prices than 100% to uninsured, the insurance company can sue claiming the reduced rate for uninsured is the "actual" price, and demand their rate price be reduced to the agreed apon % of that.
Here's how that scheme works; if the provider could never charge anyone the 100% price, then it's not a market rate, so the insurer feels jipped when they have to pay 40-60% of that cost. Also, if Jack gets a heavy discount for not having insurance, he'd probably be better off just using his savings account and forgoing insurance altogether. Can't have that. So, set an artificially high price to punish bad boy Jack, while insurance pays the "real", albeit elevated due to lack of competition and ability to shop, price.
Jack's gotta pay at least double that artificially inflated price, which is why if you've ever been billed for a cotton swab, it was probably around $15. Pregnancy test? Hows $250 sounds? Need a minor surgery? What's your house worth and do you own it outright?
Paying cash generally has a discount. Not going through insurance saves time and money.
All Self-Pay patients, excluding elective cosmetic procedures and facility designated self-pay flat rate procedures , will receive discount similar to managed care, referred to as an "uninsured discount". The Uninsured Discount is limited to patients who have no third party payer source of payment or do not qualify for Medicaid, Charity or any other discount program the facility offers. The amount of the discount offered may vary by location based on state requirements, patient income levels, and local rates.
State website shows the discount at 91%, but their initial prices are insane. Healthcare is one of those many services where prices are negotiable. If it's not an emergency, shop around. You may find things end up cheaper than going through insurance. Cell/cable/internet prices are also negotiable.
This is also why medical practices that operate "outside" insurance seem shockingly cheap. Think chiropractic medicine or cosmetic surgery. Fake tits? 3,000. Pull a nail out of a hand with pliers in the ER? Also 3000!
Fun fact: Desperate druggies that have trouble getting high because of tolerance will plug pills instead of swallowing them because its a more direct line to the blood stream.
Probably the most pathetic lap dance ever too. Those girls want money. You think they want to rub their ass on some soyboy vaxtard who is taking advantage of a free dance for getting jabbed. Strippers are disgusting.
My friend worked for a company that gave $100 and an extra day of vacation. So many retards flocked and got jabbed. Guess what? The exra day of vacation fell through because it turns out you can't give an extra day and discriminate based on someone's medical status and they still haven't seen the $100 bonus because it was contingent on getting all the jabs... which are still coming. HUGE LMFAO.
If you make $250k a year, one day is worth $961 before taxes. Anyone who took the jab for the promise of $1061 is a fucking idiot, even if it actually paid out.
the real reward for a lib who took the science juice isn't the jelly bean, it's being perceived as correct. that's the ultimate reward for libs. without it they would die. that's why when libs feel they are no longer being perceived as right they want to die, but that's also not enough, the whole world must die with them, because they know if they die, the perception of them being wrong would live on with their fellow man, and that is not acceptable.
Okay, you just inspired me! Let's put on liberal's headstones, "Wrong in every way."
Then we fasten some copper windings around their corpses (see where I'm going with this yet?)
They will roll in their graves so much that with the copper windings, they will generate electricity. Then you can pull up to their grave and charge your electric car... for free! Koombaya, motherfuckers!
Two digits after the decimal point, implying that maybe some poor schmucks only get 0.50 or 0.33 jellybeans. Maybe that's for the second and third boosters.
My office manager and her husband got COVID in early 2021....it was a bad flu for them.....they recovered and had antibodies......they are limp dick Republicans ......her Lib relatives wouldn't socialize with them unless they got the jab.....not only did they get the jab, but according to a coworker, they waited for some special program where they'd get paid $200 each for getting the jab.....they are financially very comfortable and already in their early 70's.....now she has breast cancer.... and no family history of cancer...... When I told her it was the jab that gave it to her , her response was "I guess they want depopulation"...... This is a smart savvy business woman.... and yet she's happy to go like sheep to the slaughter...... it couldn't be more obvious that God wants to separate the wheat from the chafe
yea but the guy who sold it to him said that if you plant it in the ground, a huge beanstalk will grow, and at the top of the beanstalk is a chest full of gold!
Literally blue pilled lol
Same people that scream about the environment and plastic straws put a single jelly bean in a plastic package
I would have at least filled that mother fucker.
It's filled with what the vaccine accomplishes after 4 months: nothing.
ehh.... the "vax" accomplishes a hell of a lot more than nothing.
It’s full of empty promises and a jelly bean
This is science, it's 1.00 jellybean
That's a healthcare jelly bean. If they sold it to you, it'd cost $5.
And that's out of pocket with a preferred provider, trust me, you don't want to need a healthcare jelly bean and not have insurance.
Don't worry, without insurance you'll get a 91% discount.
There's actually a hospital in my state that does 91% uninsured discounts. May not be cheaper than the 60%+ discount hospitals that start at a lower price though.
Not sure where you live, and I'm not saying you're lying, but Healthcare providers are generally required to set a price for their services, and then insurance companies negotiate a percentage of that price they'll pay to make the provider "in network" or "preferred". Usually around 60-40%. If they offer lower prices than 100% to uninsured, the insurance company can sue claiming the reduced rate for uninsured is the "actual" price, and demand their rate price be reduced to the agreed apon % of that.
Here's how that scheme works; if the provider could never charge anyone the 100% price, then it's not a market rate, so the insurer feels jipped when they have to pay 40-60% of that cost. Also, if Jack gets a heavy discount for not having insurance, he'd probably be better off just using his savings account and forgoing insurance altogether. Can't have that. So, set an artificially high price to punish bad boy Jack, while insurance pays the "real", albeit elevated due to lack of competition and ability to shop, price.
Jack's gotta pay at least double that artificially inflated price, which is why if you've ever been billed for a cotton swab, it was probably around $15. Pregnancy test? Hows $250 sounds? Need a minor surgery? What's your house worth and do you own it outright?
Paying cash generally has a discount. Not going through insurance saves time and money.
State website shows the discount at 91%, but their initial prices are insane. Healthcare is one of those many services where prices are negotiable. If it's not an emergency, shop around. You may find things end up cheaper than going through insurance. Cell/cable/internet prices are also negotiable.
This is also why medical practices that operate "outside" insurance seem shockingly cheap. Think chiropractic medicine or cosmetic surgery. Fake tits? 3,000. Pull a nail out of a hand with pliers in the ER? Also 3000!
But millions of discarded masks amiright
They also handout single paper straws and single wooden forks individually wrapped in plastic.🤷🏼♀️
It's ok because they are stopping global boiling.
That was my first thought exactly
Fun fact it’s really a suppository.
I had to look up what this even was, what the actual fuck. I will never take this faggoty method of medicinal delivery!
You will if you puke everything up. Food poisoning, sea sickness, giving the D to Lizzo.
Fun fact: Desperate druggies that have trouble getting high because of tolerance will plug pills instead of swallowing them because its a more direct line to the blood stream.
Always were.
Heh heh, enjoy your myocarditis!
But their dicks remain forever limp.
an odd glitch in the matrix
Member when they were going so low to offer lap dances at some strip club for idiots to get the shot?
don't forget free dougnuts!
It's the same picture.jpg
😆
Lap dances, jellybeans, and doughnuts oh my!..ocarditis
They could put the donut on their 'lap'.
Degenerates
Probably the most pathetic lap dance ever too. Those girls want money. You think they want to rub their ass on some soyboy vaxtard who is taking advantage of a free dance for getting jabbed. Strippers are disgusting.
Did anyone actually win $ in those state sponsored vaccination lotteries ? somehow I bet the 'winner' checked the donate to Ukraine box
Good chance they were a Suddenly, thus forfeiting their winnings.
You just know that some government department paid $4.99 for this jellybean and did so by the millions.
That’s how they steal our tax dollars.
That’s only like $0.02 in street shitter money, but the same principles apply
My brother was pressured to get the jab and quit because of it. They offered him a 100 dollar bonus on his paycheck. Idiots
My friend worked for a company that gave $100 and an extra day of vacation. So many retards flocked and got jabbed. Guess what? The exra day of vacation fell through because it turns out you can't give an extra day and discriminate based on someone's medical status and they still haven't seen the $100 bonus because it was contingent on getting all the jabs... which are still coming. HUGE LMFAO.
If you make $250k a year, one day is worth $961 before taxes. Anyone who took the jab for the promise of $1061 is a fucking idiot, even if it actually paid out.
Even dumber if they make less…
Some people took it for a $2 lottery ticket or a $1 free donut... 😱
Some people snuck in a bunch of shots
So they tax it too
Fake news: Vaxxxers also received donuts and myocarditis.
I ruined my health for a free doughnut.
I ruined mine for some free french fries!
All it took for me was a single blue jellybean.
Of course that shit would be the color blue…
Fucking devils.
Plot twist - those are viagra chewies
I don’t even think those would help after the clot shot.
Shit, that’s the last thing Biden and Bill C need
Rapes will go up 1500000%
From the makers of Flintstone's Complete and Flintstone's With Iron.
That’s an anti gift. Who wants to eat one fucking jellybean?
Right? All it does is stick to your teeth with nothing to swallow.
I hear some people are up to their 7th bean now.
If they instead offered a scoop of ice cream then some would be at the 31st
Kiwi flavoured?
NZ was exceptionally vaxtarded but the US gave donuts and other unhealthy stuff, too.
Unfortunately yes.
But it's imported from China like half our govt.
I'd worry more about the ones imported from Cuckada and Cuckifornia
Is that one of those Harry Potter jellybeans? Those are worth a ton of fake gay coins in make believe land.
myocarditis flavored
Surprise!
the real reward for a lib who took the science juice isn't the jelly bean, it's being perceived as correct. that's the ultimate reward for libs. without it they would die. that's why when libs feel they are no longer being perceived as right they want to die, but that's also not enough, the whole world must die with them, because they know if they die, the perception of them being wrong would live on with their fellow man, and that is not acceptable.
Okay, you just inspired me! Let's put on liberal's headstones, "Wrong in every way."
Then we fasten some copper windings around their corpses (see where I'm going with this yet?)
They will roll in their graves so much that with the copper windings, they will generate electricity. Then you can pull up to their grave and charge your electric car... for free! Koombaya, motherfuckers!
I like how it's called a "treat." Like a cat treat or dog treat. Society is so infantilized it's beyond repair.
The infantilization indoctrination starts in school.
mangawai pharmacy is in new zealand.
the country that voted for and was led by a woman who was an absolute tyrant!
the person who took that pic probably loved being given a single jelly bean in exchange for a dangerous clot shot!
I have yet to meet any real person who admits to voting for her.
I know several retards who I guarantee did though.
old but gold
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Die retard
Two digits after the decimal point, implying that maybe some poor schmucks only get 0.50 or 0.33 jellybeans. Maybe that's for the second and third boosters.
My office manager and her husband got COVID in early 2021....it was a bad flu for them.....they recovered and had antibodies......they are limp dick Republicans ......her Lib relatives wouldn't socialize with them unless they got the jab.....not only did they get the jab, but according to a coworker, they waited for some special program where they'd get paid $200 each for getting the jab.....they are financially very comfortable and already in their early 70's.....now she has breast cancer.... and no family history of cancer...... When I told her it was the jab that gave it to her , her response was "I guess they want depopulation"...... This is a smart savvy business woman.... and yet she's happy to go like sheep to the slaughter...... it couldn't be more obvious that God wants to separate the wheat from the chafe
Free jellybean with your myocarditis
yea but the guy who sold it to him said that if you plant it in the ground, a huge beanstalk will grow, and at the top of the beanstalk is a chest full of gold!
checkmate, drumpftards!
Didn’t pick the red pill
Is that a dehydrated Madonna blowjob?
Kind of ironic getting vaccinated to “protect” yourself and then dying of heart failure!
what the fuck is that?
It's a suppository.
Looks like a used earplug.
one whole jelly bean? the generosity is just overwhelming.
Bro, this pharmacy is from New Zealand.
Shove that blue pill up a covidians netherhole.
I think that pharmacy is in New Zealand... I don't think they had much of a choice there.
The choice was take a stand or take a knee.
The claimed figures are bullshit. They claimed at one point to have more shots administered than were in the country.
Draw a 20m circle around my desk at work and you get under 50% jabbed.
That's good to know. I felt bad thinking about the situation there if almost everyone was forced into it.
AZT flavored jellybean
Might want to proofread your title before calling anyone a tard.
Plot twist: the "jelly bean" is a cyanide pill to cover up for vaccine deaths.
Maybe it's a viagra. He's going to need it now that his heart won't work anymore.