The Russian military has been waiting for these prime targets to enter the shooting gallery.. They have bounties on them and the soldiers can't wait to get their cash prize for disabling or destroying this western tank.. Russia also has a new missile especially for them that can crack them open like a pop can..
Russians had best watch out. They are about to be bombarded with cluster bombs of racism allegations, shelled with scathing indictments of Whiteness, and blasted with shrill screeching about the Patriarchy.
Look upon the havoc such weapons have already wreaked across the Western world and despair, Putin!
No that’s not an Abrams Tank that’s Tank Abrams.
I get them mixed up all the time too.
understandable, to be fair
to be fair
TO BEE FAAHIR
See, that’s what I likes aboutcha, u/Iteachfuckingscience
Please take her. Please.
Putin just surrendered
A DESK of cheezeits? Where do you get the units of measurement?!
Oddly enough, so did Zelensky
How they gonna feed it?
There's a support team of five Keebler elves for each tank.
They’re gonna run out of elves pretty quick
She'll devour them.
As will the folds
Havent you heard? The US is also supplying Ukraine with grain and farm products.
MOAR CARBS!!!
Gotta feed it every 8hrs or it dies.
Kek <---- this one.
Kek
Kek
Kek
Kek
This ꓘⲶꓗ is my fav
This would be an ineffective weapon. Her massive gravitational force would capture projectiles she fired and send them back upon herself.
When it farts the Russians will surrender.
OMG NEEDED THAT LAUGH! THANKS MODS!
These Abrams Tanks are going to bring the Ukranian Army to their knees with the fuel consumption.
They will sink in the mud
Winter is coming. Too bad you can see the heat signature of these things from outer space. They'd be safer under the mud.
Don't worry, Ukrainian Army drives on fuel made from Russian oil, there are no known shortages yet 🤡
LOL. Thread does not disappoint
The Abrams tank gets about 6 mpg.
What is the equivalent in miles per cheeseburger for this variant?
300 per McDonald's cheeseburger, 35,000 per gallon of diesel...
5800 calories per mile. 0.0517 miles per cheeseburger.
She fires 120mm Turd rounds, each shot with a propellant mix of nitrocellulose and BRTOx100(Taco Bell Bean Burrito Grande concentrate)
I bet that thing is gassed up already.
NowTHAT is hilarious!
I was hoping a for a land whale joke! So glad not to be disappointed.
They have buffets in Urine?
Crazy strong trailer.
I don't know how they got tires that would hold that weight? Firestone and Goodyear combined couldn't engineer that feat of strength.
Haha thought of Stacie right away.
But I thought it was a real tank in my “morning fog”. On second look I see I was right after all lol
Abrams Skank.
There is weak spot. The gap between her two front teeth is about the same size as a womp rat.
The Russian military has been waiting for these prime targets to enter the shooting gallery.. They have bounties on them and the soldiers can't wait to get their cash prize for disabling or destroying this western tank.. Russia also has a new missile especially for them that can crack them open like a pop can..
Someone didn't click the link...
President of Earth deployed to save (D)emocracy.
😆😆😆😆😆
Russians had best watch out. They are about to be bombarded with cluster bombs of racism allegations, shelled with scathing indictments of Whiteness, and blasted with shrill screeching about the Patriarchy.
Look upon the havoc such weapons have already wreaked across the Western world and despair, Putin!
So funny! So many great comments!
“With a million more, we’ll ok the way.”
Hahahahahahhahahahahha
It shoots missles out thru the gap in its teeth
Mind the gap, Ukraine
Lol
Fun times.