If you studied England's history, you would know that for quite a long time, England owned Calais, a seaside town in northern France. Calais was a garrison, a beachhead.
What Calais was to England, California is to China.
You scooped the Bee!! Of course, the Bee may have considered it before but discarded posting the story, thinking that it was too realistic to be posted as sarcasm.
He wasn't her driver. That was a lie the democrats told. He was her office manager.
Her daughter will. step in her shoes..."hello my pretty" was said before Diane left for places known...
She's in Hell. She'll still vote Democrat, but it's one less commie this side of the grass.
...and your little dog, too!
JFC These people are sick
Milley will need to run it through Xi and wait for his pick.
What a traitor and he loves communism.
He got caught. No promotion in his future
A+
 
I'm giving this a AAA+ rating.
 
I love you man, no homo
So good I was looking for a Babylon Bee link!
Yes - I was wrong....you were right...
AAA+
It will be someone to humiliate us. It's a constant act of humiliation to Americans.
Black woman fetterman
Can they appoint Maxine Waters?
What an ugly thought. Wash your keyboard out right this minute.
But, yeah, newscum could do that, I think.
Baphomet with her tits and balls "Michael" will be the next president if the cabal wins.
Fang fang’s lover?
Probably a good guess
Our newest appointment, Senator Wah Ching Yoo.
Mike Obama will be the new CA Senator setting up a POTUS run.
Senator Wee On Yoo.
Xi isn't the cia.
Xi probably is being blackmailed by them.
Fartswell incoming
Hunter will probably still try and have sex with her.
Kamala has entered the chat
Good guess
Doubts. She knows she's a heartbeat away from pressie!
Democrats gonna appear lost now that their masters are running out of money
They've got pleanty of spares
Newsome says he’ll pick a black lady. Unfortunately, Chinese don’t like blacks, & vice versa. What a conundrum
Oh no guise, Chi Com Di, just died.
Using double speak English, as a way to honor one of the Senate's most famous double speak users, my feels right now are sad.
Diane will keep voting Democrat tho
Perfect.
ok this had me going
top notch
If you studied England's history, you would know that for quite a long time, England owned Calais, a seaside town in northern France. Calais was a garrison, a beachhead.
What Calais was to England, California is to China.
This is probably the most truthful thing I will read all day.
That ain't no shit, either.
Is it Rabbit, Tigger, Eyore, or Kanga?
Wrong country.
That's a step down for him .....
Gavin Newsom enters the chat
I think he should appoint Dianne Feinstein. She will vote the same way as she has been for years.
It would be funny if it wasn't true
You scooped the Bee!! Of course, the Bee may have considered it before but discarded posting the story, thinking that it was too realistic to be posted as sarcasm.
The Bee is a spoiler alert, always.
About the fucking size of it...
Lmao
It's going to be kamala
Then Newsom is nominated for VP
Then Biden resigns