It’s a uniparty bill that was supported by almost every Democrat in the house though.
I say this whole story was created to distract from the treachery committed by McCarthy. Just look at the front page of this website right now. So many posts about this completely meaningless shenanigan and almost nothing about McCarthy passing a CR with full Democrat support and 90 Republican no votes.
Read before he was trying to buy time for the Senate to pass their version of the CR (with Ukraine funding) before the House could pass theirs without it. That would have made it easier for the media and Dems (but I repeat myself) to blame the House Republicans for an eventual shutdown.
He may have been sought out and spoken to by the capital police, but he's almost certainly not in custody. He would have some level of Parliamentary Immunity so he can preform his elected duties. That's why I assumed it was a shit-post
revolver,news isn't a parody site, they just seem to have really trashy standards for fact checking.
Of course he did and here"s the play. Jamaal was on his way to the Men"s room when a white ghost floated through the wall and tried to hang a noose around his neck, all the while yelling for him to go back to Africa...hence the pulling of the fire alarm.
Probably the ghost of Dianne fienstien. All those years of suppressed racism in public will not let her rest until she honors her racist colleagues like Robert bird, joe biden , and Hillary Clinton
His version is that he was late for voting and thought that the lever would open the emergency exit door. If true, he could have removed the signs because they were in the way.
No, that question is bullshit because he's clearly at an exterior door. Why would you believe he thought pulling a lever next to an exit door would open a door into the House chamber? And why would he rip down the emergency exit signs first?
That still doesn't address him trying to get into an interior room through an exterior door. Nah, you're reaching way too far to give him the benefit of the doubt. Just apply Occam's Razor; a low IQ liar won't come up with a very good excuse for what he did.
There are multiple buildings on the premises as I understand. So it's possible that he was going from one building into another and wanted to take a shortcut.
The Cult Left fake News calls him "the Socialist Rep", HE'S A DEMOCRAT, FUCK YOU FAGGOTS, YOUR ALL COMMIE SCUMBAG LOSER TROON LOVING PIECES OF SHIT!!!!
He ran as a DEMOCRAT, won as a DEMOCRAT, has DEMOCRAT next to his name in Congress, bruh, do I really gotta do the "walks like a duck, talks like a duck" fucking metaphor?
Pulling a fire alarm as a bullshit excuse for being unprepared or being a child, happens everyday in America. Be careful about pushing this instance, it is reactionary.
Only use the same rhetoric that the uniparty leftist used for J6 nothing else and make sure that it is referenced back to what they did during J6
Remember the time the squad as in “custody” after trespassing on some GOP event but it turned out that they just got their buddy Capitol Hill police friends to fake arrest them.
Yeah. That.
Hi, my name is Mark Dice and I'd like to talk to you today about the relationship between IQ and smoke alarms. Many in America suffer from an unfortunately not rare, condition where ...
Mark Dice is truly based, and he hasn't sold out like so many of his ilk who profited off the early years of MAGA and then turned their backs on it in 2020.
It was in the Cannon House office building though. Is it attached to he Capitol, in that the alarm would have been heard in the Capitol also.
Precedent is a bitch. The obstruction of an official proceeding has been used to book Jan. 6th protestors. I'm sure though there will be some legal sophistry to get Jamaal off the hook.
how can he be that dumb? did he have the shits and was spazzing out in a frantic "im about to shit my pants" moment? its just weird, he was in a hurry to vote, running late? diarrhea?
When is prison for 2 years before a hearing
22 year sentence or we loot Target
Targay has LGBT crap, no thanks
Sometimes you should loot things so you can hock it later
Or just pour orange juice on it and leave it broken in the street.
Orange Drank.
Purple drank
What the fuck is juice?
Some men just want to watch the world burn
A MAGA riot would be the first ever to loot work boots and tools.
Last time I was in a Target the quality of the tools I saw were on par with what you'd find in a dollar store. Doubt the boots are much better.
even if they offered top quality tools, real men who buy don't shop target.
the soy tools at target are for soy men who dress up like chicks
Death sentence a tad harsh no? No? Alright
RIGGED HEARING AND A SENTENCE THAT IS ON PAR FOR A SERIAL KILLER. FUCK D.C.
He'll claim racism in 3..2.. , then be released without charges.
if gop doesnt push for this then we know who the cucks are.
Hey FBI, this guy isn't with us.
Hi Anaconda
The Republicans need to expel this fool from Congress. He committed an insurrection. Broke the same law that they used to go after J6'ers.
why did he pull it? what was in the bill that he wanted to stop it?
They are coming into our country by the thousands each day. Illiterate, unskilled, and unambitious.
They're ambitious about something but it's not contributing to society
We could send them all to an island, but it would probably tip over and sink.
They would cut down all the trees and turn it in to an uninhabitable desert wasteland like they did to Haiti.
a stopgap bill to avert the shutdown repubs was trying to pass
It’s a uniparty bill that was supported by almost every Democrat in the house though.
I say this whole story was created to distract from the treachery committed by McCarthy. Just look at the front page of this website right now. So many posts about this completely meaningless shenanigan and almost nothing about McCarthy passing a CR with full Democrat support and 90 Republican no votes.
Didn’t want to fund government without funds committed for Ukraine
that's a very odd thing for some black guy in America to care about, he probably can't even find it on a fucking map.
Ukraine is west of Novorussiya
Right next to Wakanda.
North of Dontgiveafuckistan.
I can find it. It’s South Russia.
Read before he was trying to buy time for the Senate to pass their version of the CR (with Ukraine funding) before the House could pass theirs without it. That would have made it easier for the media and Dems (but I repeat myself) to blame the House Republicans for an eventual shutdown.
It (D)oesn't matter why
Yes, I want to know this as well.
That being said, I'm pretty sure this news source is shit-post
Hey u/AnyFookingBotCan/, this post needs shit-post flair
Edit: The only other "source" I can find is this tweet:
https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1708193260844236979
He may have been sought out and spoken to by the capital police, but he's almost certainly not in custody. He would have some level of Parliamentary Immunity so he can preform his elected duties. That's why I assumed it was a shit-post
revolver,news isn't a parody site, they just seem to have really trashy standards for fact checking.
The fire exit signs on the door were missing from that photo. When did they get taken down? By whom? And why?
Jamaal did it.
You can see one of them in his hand as he pulls the fire alarm.
mccarthy will release the footage in 2 weeks
Of course he did and here"s the play. Jamaal was on his way to the Men"s room when a white ghost floated through the wall and tried to hang a noose around his neck, all the while yelling for him to go back to Africa...hence the pulling of the fire alarm.
The ghost also shouted, “This is maga country!!!”
MAGA country --- in DC?! Someone find out where Tucker was last night.
Are we going to unmask the ghost and find out it was old man Tucker Carlson all along?!?!
Probably the ghost of Dianne fienstien. All those years of suppressed racism in public will not let her rest until she honors her racist colleagues like Robert bird, joe biden , and Hillary Clinton
The ghost of Senator Byrd.
GASP! The Ghost of the Potomac!
I KNEW it!
Ummm...actually he screamed "But I dindunuffin man!!" about 30 times in a row while he was being hand cuffed so....seems pretty clear to me.
He was a good boy
He was going to school.
But can he breathe?
If the exit sign isn't lit, you must acquit.
🤣
i read he was on video removing them haven't seen it though
He did it, it's on video.
His version is that he was late for voting and thought that the lever would open the emergency exit door. If true, he could have removed the signs because they were in the way.
So his excuse is he's too illiterate to read the lever before pulling it?
He can't read. He associated red lever with redskins. He thought oh boy I need to "talk" to Kamala about this big "bill", if you know what I mean.
The question is what was actually written on the lever. Was it "fire alarm", or was it just "pull in case of emergency".
No, that question is bullshit because he's clearly at an exterior door. Why would you believe he thought pulling a lever next to an exit door would open a door into the House chamber? And why would he rip down the emergency exit signs first?
One of the signs was on a pedestal, so maybe he thought the signs were in the way. That's the only innocent explanation I can come up with.
That still doesn't address him trying to get into an interior room through an exterior door. Nah, you're reaching way too far to give him the benefit of the doubt. Just apply Occam's Razor; a low IQ liar won't come up with a very good excuse for what he did.
There are multiple buildings on the premises as I understand. So it's possible that he was going from one building into another and wanted to take a shortcut.
The Cult Left fake News calls him "the Socialist Rep", HE'S A DEMOCRAT, FUCK YOU FAGGOTS, YOUR ALL COMMIE SCUMBAG LOSER TROON LOVING PIECES OF SHIT!!!!
Democrat socialist... Either way if they didn't have double standards they wouldn't have any at all
He ran as a DEMOCRAT, won as a DEMOCRAT, has DEMOCRAT next to his name in Congress, bruh, do I really gotta do the "walks like a duck, talks like a duck" fucking metaphor?
I hope an illegal rapes him in jail.
Jokes on you, over half of all federal inmates aren't citizens, and you and ai are paying for their housing, food, education, and so on in prison.
What a shame of a system.
I may be bad with humor but even with all these jokes, nothing seems funny in any of this.
That figure must include immigration detention.
They get the gibs.
No Jail for him, he probably has a (stolen) white privilege card.
In before “they’re only arresting him because he’s black! He’s being discriminated against by white men in power. He’s a civil rights martyr!”
Pulling a fire alarm as a bullshit excuse for being unprepared or being a child, happens everyday in America. Be careful about pushing this instance, it is reactionary.
Only use the same rhetoric that the uniparty leftist used for J6 nothing else and make sure that it is referenced back to what they did during J6
Kind of like whacking your chef on the head, then placing him in 3 feet of water with a paddleboard?
Remember the time the squad as in “custody” after trespassing on some GOP event but it turned out that they just got their buddy Capitol Hill police friends to fake arrest them.
Yeah. That.
Nothing straight about Democrats.
I love that right now a bunch of media people are scratching their heads trying to figure out how to spin this.
Tomorrow's headline on CNN: "Brave Black Congressman Fights Back Against Colonialism By Destroying Racist Fire Alarm"
How fire codes are racist and keeping us all down!
[Chirp]
Kek
That’s assuming CNN will be around tomorrow.
Good. Throw him in with the J6er’s and demand the witch hunt be stopped against our patriots.
What a dumbass piece of shit.
When you are dumber then John Fetterman that's saying something.
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Need that WAV file to play intermittently when a moron Democrat rambles too long.
Mark Dice is truly based, and he hasn't sold out like so many of his ilk who profited off the early years of MAGA and then turned their backs on it in 2020.
He interrupted the business of the US government. Doesn’t that make him an insurrectionist?
Send him to the DC Gulag!
Why, are they giving him the stunning and brave award?
You misspelled "when".
This is worse than 9/11, the civil war, Hitler. I can't eat, I can't sleep, am hiding in a closet. I don't know what to do, I'm so scared.
If he serves a minute less than the J6er who committed suicide in the DC gulag, this is not a win.
they are happy to sacrifice him, he's just a pawn.
He drew the short straw, on whose job it was to create a delay, so the uni-party could work out a deal.
they could have easily used a staffer. this is intentional.
Literal high school level bullshittery
+1 for enthusiasm.
-12 for clearly being a fucking lunatic.
It was in the Cannon House office building though. Is it attached to he Capitol, in that the alarm would have been heard in the Capitol also.
Precedent is a bitch. The obstruction of an official proceeding has been used to book Jan. 6th protestors. I'm sure though there will be some legal sophistry to get Jamaal off the hook.
Release the video's of him and Jan6ers!
/u/-f-b-i-
how can he be that dumb? did he have the shits and was spazzing out in a frantic "im about to shit my pants" moment? its just weird, he was in a hurry to vote, running late? diarrhea?
its part of the show.
Capitol police should have shot him in the face.
Democrats yammer on about democracy unless it doesn't go their way. This is unbelievable.
Low IQ, poor impulse control.
JUST IN - Dems hurriedly call Trudeau to devise best strategy for blaming Putin.
How many statues is he getting?
25 years minimum. When I found out, he frightened me and I had to hide.
At least where a mask if you are going to commit a crime...these dummies put no thought into anything!
This is what happens when you let third worlders into your national political bodies
What a dumb shit.
Rigger be riggin