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Bodiazrising 23 points ago +23 / -0

Guilt by resemblance is mega enlightenment

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passivedouble2 17 points ago +17 / -0

That J. William Bottomtooth smile makes my skin crawl.

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RedditIs4Cucks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who is telling/grooming him that smiling like that is a good look?!

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Farmerbob1 10 points ago +10 / -0

Most half subs are about 500-600 calories. Less if they are lean meat, and you don't put sugary sauces on them.

A large sedate fat young man generally eats more than 2500 calories a day. A healthy, moderately active young man about the same.

If you take a large, fat, sedate man and then make him moderately active, he's going to need 3000+ calories a day to maintain weight. He will continue to need roughly the same caloric intake until he has lost a lot of weight, because simply being fat and adding more physical activity is going to encourage muscle growth, and muscle needs more energy than fat.

So, eating 1500-1800 calories a day when you need 3000 to maintain weight is going to be a net deficit 1200 calories a day.

Each pound lost or gained is about 3500 extra or deficit calories. 1200 deficit calories a day will yield legitimate weight loss of about 1 pound every 3 days. That does not include the first couple weeks of change in diet total mass, which will typically have very rapid results.

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harrybalsagna 3 points ago +3 / -0

He also had Aids

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RedditIs4Cucks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Had?

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Shark_FL 9 points ago +10 / -1

off topic, but that steak and egg sub is pretty good at Subway. just make sure you toast it like 6 times and double up on the cheese.

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MAKEKA 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think Brian prefers the Jared special.

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stepping_razor123 6 points ago +6 / -0

If you show your teeth like a rabid dog when you smile you might be a pedo/predator.

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spezisthedevil 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Reliable" "Sources"

reddit: just realized that the first pic isn't Brian. Just the second and third one.

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Jerseydeplorable 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuck Stelter. You know that cuck is reading this.

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LittleBlackKat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pedrovore eyes.

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Kekkonshiki 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am convinced Brian Stelter just exists as a source of comic relief, as well as a source for Mark Dice impressions.

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Joeret 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is the top left the subway guy?

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vigilrexmei [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jared the Subway Guy. He had aides. Now he gets the five dolla footlong in prison.

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vigilrexmei [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know this will eventually be brought to Stelter’s attention.

Hello Brian, you little bitch.

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ShampocalypseWOW -1 points ago +2 / -3

Psychopaths don't actually know how to smile naturally. The smart ones figure out how to fake it.