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Chick-Fil-A Replaces Cow Mascot With Golden Calf (babylonbee.com) PARODY
posted ago by IamTHE3percent +182 / -4
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– CyclopticErotica 11 points ago +11 / -0

The most brutal one yet.

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– takemylife_letbe 7 points ago +9 / -2

Cuck-fil-a totally caved. They let me down big time

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– MAGAparty2020 1 point ago +2 / -1

It's satire

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– deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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– takemylife_letbe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dude, I know. As Troll said, I'm talking about the issues that prompted it.

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– ArcaneWatson 7 points ago +7 / -0

Damn. "They are closed on Sunday because it's The Lord's chicken" was one of my favorite lines.

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– DeusVultPepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

?????

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– Cayde_Wants_To_MAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

“At publishing time, an angered Kanye West had entered the restaurant, and, spotting the golden calf, immediately threw down his copies of Jesus Is King and Jesus Is King II, shattering them to bits."

I couldn't help but share that line.

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– Schiff4Brains 3 points ago +5 / -2

Dudes. Not the Golden Calf.

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