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OneTypoComment 19 points ago +19 / -0

We're not just sexual pieces of meat. We have feelings too! Mainly hunger. But other than that, carry on like you were.

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MarySmith 10 points ago +10 / -0

Thank ye for the chuckle, I did indeed "LOL" and have an upTrump!

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loveandchill 6 points ago +6 / -0

This chain makes me happy. Ya'll make me happy. Trump makes me happy. America makes me happy.

Happy days.

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Barbieblonde 1 point ago +2 / -1

I have no problem putting on an apron after and making breakfast. Binging with Babish and Gordon Ramsay on YouTube has taught me quite a lot. Apron is white with red frills and a 1940's-50's style to it. I've been told I look like a Busty Betty Draper from the first few seasons of Mad Men, while wearing it. Fun!

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OranjeBlanjeBlou 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have a feeling you’re about to get an inbox full of forearms. If that was your intention, well played.

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Barbieblonde 0 points ago +1 / -1

Now all that does is make me think of the television series Hannibal. "You see, the wooden box full of dismembered muscular male forearms...represents the killer's focus on squats thinking women were all about asses, then finding threads online that women find forearms subtle sexy and can touch them at will in public without anyone knowing the sexual thrill it gives. His repressed rage is palpable. One would be wise to search the local gyms and see whom has switched from the squat rack to the preachers bench, quite suddenly. I'd say within the last few months, it would give time for the realization to burn him into action. Resulting in what we see lain before us..."

Love murder porn shows like that, most of my female friends heartily agree, it scares us and excites us all at the same time. A roller coaster of female emotions as the plot and motives are revealed. True story ones are the best!