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Caferrell 66 points ago +66 / -0

Frumpy, commie, Muslim insurgent, cunts

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davidmode 38 points ago +38 / -0

A lunatic, a q-tip, a cunt and a commie all walk into a bar....

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Stain 35 points ago +35 / -0

and when the bill arrives each of them wait for someone else to pay it.

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HRMoV 9 points ago +9 / -0

Sudden alligator arms

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jrgreen73 6 points ago +6 / -0

The two Muslims expect the two Kafirs to pay.

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Sleepy 12 points ago +12 / -0

Lmao a q-tip

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westrock2000 5 points ago +12 / -7

I won’t stop you, because thankfully I’ve never heard this one before. Hopefully this joke only gets told once though.

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HorribleDeplorable 11 points ago +12 / -1

Oh no have you been offended?

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westrock2000 13 points ago +13 / -0

Jesus, who’s missing the joke here.

Joke format: “an X, a Y, a Z walk into a bar...stop me if you have heard this one before....”

“I’m not stopping you because thankfully I’ve never heard this one before”

Thankful we’ve never heard a of “A lunatic, a q-tip, a cunt and a commie” in this country before...and hoping it’s the last time this “joke” of a combination in our government happens.

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Return_Of_The_LAMFF 0 points ago +5 / -5

Seriously, did the joke offend you xir?

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westrock2000 10 points ago +11 / -1

See my response to other guy. I failed to communicate the depth of the joke properly.

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WeinerLapTop -3 points ago +2 / -5

Ok, boomer.

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booblitchutz 1 point ago +2 / -1

Please don't acknowledge Pressley. I like her Shemp status.

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SnacksAndViolence 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha fucking right! Shemp status

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DiamondsOnTheFloor 4 points ago +4 / -0

Reminder of what Omar & Tlaib represent in OUR government. In Islam there is:

  • NO freedom of speech
  • NO freedom of religion
  • NO freedom of artistic expression
  • NO freedom of the press
  • NO right to bear arms... for non-Muslims
  • NO equality, since a non-Muslim is never equal to a Muslim, and women are never equal to men
  • NO democracy, since that would mean a non-Muslim is equal to a Muslim
  • NO equal justice under the law, since Sharia has one set of laws for Muslim men and a different set of laws for women and non-Muslims
  • NO abolition, since slavery has always been a big part of Islam - and still is today

"The 10 principles of democracy are all one big transgression. A man who has his faith in Allah and fears him will never accept them:" 10 Ways Democracy Contradicts Islamic Law

The establishment of Sharia is a fundamental objective of every Muslim (Koran 9:29). Any government that limits Sharia in any way is the enemy of Allah and must be fought (Sahih Muslim 1:33 and many more).

Islam violates at minimum the First, Second, Third, Fourth, Fifth, Eighth, Thirteenth, and Fourteenth Amendments. It has NO place ANYWHERE in the United States. In fact, we've had laws against it on the books for decades. They are being deliberately ignored:

U.S. Code › Title 18 › Part I › Chapter 115 › § 2385

Immigration and Nationality Act of 1952.

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CAIndependent 3 points ago +11 / -8

AOC may be a dumb commie, but she looks like she'd make a decent cock holster

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NocturnalPatrol 21 points ago +21 / -0

Never put your dick in crazy. Just ask the man whose life was completely destroyed by Mattress Girl.

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magaspif 7 points ago +8 / -1

gag

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Paul_Revere 6 points ago +6 / -0

Agree.

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booblitchutz 6 points ago +6 / -0

BAD idea, fren.

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Yuri_Gagarin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't go near that Muzzy dumpster cunt.