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davidmode 38 points ago +38 / -0

A lunatic, a q-tip, a cunt and a commie all walk into a bar....

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Stain 35 points ago +35 / -0

and when the bill arrives each of them wait for someone else to pay it.

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HRMoV 9 points ago +9 / -0

Sudden alligator arms

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jrgreen73 6 points ago +6 / -0

The two Muslims expect the two Kafirs to pay.

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Sleepy 12 points ago +12 / -0

Lmao a q-tip

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westrock2000 5 points ago +12 / -7

I won’t stop you, because thankfully I’ve never heard this one before. Hopefully this joke only gets told once though.

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HorribleDeplorable 11 points ago +12 / -1

Oh no have you been offended?

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westrock2000 13 points ago +13 / -0

Jesus, who’s missing the joke here.

Joke format: “an X, a Y, a Z walk into a bar...stop me if you have heard this one before....”

“I’m not stopping you because thankfully I’ve never heard this one before”

Thankful we’ve never heard a of “A lunatic, a q-tip, a cunt and a commie” in this country before...and hoping it’s the last time this “joke” of a combination in our government happens.

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Return_Of_The_LAMFF 0 points ago +5 / -5

Seriously, did the joke offend you xir?

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westrock2000 10 points ago +11 / -1

See my response to other guy. I failed to communicate the depth of the joke properly.

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Cue_Cumber 5 points ago +6 / -1

Can't be a Boomer -- we know better than to explain jokes.

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WeinerLapTop -3 points ago +2 / -5

Ok, boomer.

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booblitchutz 1 point ago +2 / -1

Please don't acknowledge Pressley. I like her Shemp status.

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SnacksAndViolence 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha fucking right! Shemp status