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eyerighteye 10 points ago +10 / -0

Hey Kamala, am I doing this right?

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Fullarr 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Guys I just found out I can fit my fist in my mouth. Check it out!"

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Fullarr 3 points ago +3 / -0

"So there's this monster in my sink named a garbage disposal, and it makes noises like this..."

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RedBeardVIII 3 points ago +3 / -0

And then Bernie was all like...

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eyerighteye 3 points ago +3 / -0

So there I was , like, OMG! Winning Congress is hard work.

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Pepe17 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cock Ready !

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Fullarr 3 points ago +3 / -0

"We can all fix global warming together if we blow on it."

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Sabot_MBT 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll go with a classic:

"I'm a-chargin mah layzah!!!"

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Fullarr 2 points ago +2 / -0

"So my roommate told me to close my eyes and open my mouth and you know what happened!?..."

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Fullarr 2 points ago +2 / -0

AOC misunderstanding fiction and non-fiction

"Wingardium LeviOHHHsa"

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OrangeManBased 2 points ago +2 / -0

mAOCnica lewinsky

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Fullarr 2 points ago +2 / -0

"The cow says 'moo'"

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Fullarr 1 point ago +1 / -0

" Do you guys remember when Arsenio Hall was on TV?"

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Fullarr 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even AOC is tired of her bullshit

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Fullarr 1 point ago +1 / -0

"I tried vaping once, but I couldn't figure it out."

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Hypnotix0000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Our world will die in 12 years. To help me convey how serious this really is I've managed to invite an actual whale to the rally. PLEEEEASE COOOOOME UUUUUUP TOOOOOOOO THE STAAAAAAAGE.

Why are you talking like that? That's a feminist, not a whale.