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DonnieRamesJio 13 points ago +13 / -0

All my favorite stories start off with "attempted crime" and "would-be thug"

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BoilingEnema 4 points ago +4 / -0

Some of mine start with unexpected indictment.

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MichelesPenis 8 points ago +8 / -0

Can we get more immigrants like this guy? Licenses for armed security aren't just handed out, plus a concealed carry permit AND an NRA member?

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Dave_PH 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah, they are.

It's Florida. I carry all the time

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dooker12345 5 points ago +5 / -0

i admire restraint...

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Strategerium 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sure, the old man could have emptied out a second clip into the austere jewelry expert, but he thoughtfully stopped from doing so.

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Jojomrjojo 5 points ago +6 / -1

He has his second ammendment rights.

Not sure how the judge will rule with him emptying his glock in the victims chest.

How many rounds is that? 6, 8, 10???

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gnomenclature 7 points ago +7 / -0

Doesn't matter. In a highly charged moment like that, it's reasonable.

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ConantheBarkarian 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hopefully 16+1

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Ingots 4 points ago +5 / -1

I like this