938 Recently Pardoned Turkey Found Dead After Claiming To Have Dirt On Hillary Clinton | The bullet wounds were in the back of the turkey's head and the bird lacked opposable thumbs with which to operate a firearm. (babylonbee.com) posted 1 year ago by BrutalTruth101 1 year ago by BrutalTruth101 +941 / -3 20 comments share 20 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (20) sorted by: top new old worst ▲ 12 ▼ – MassTexodous 12 points 1 year ago +12 / -0 Was fowl play ruled out? permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – WassermanSchultz 1 point 1 year ago +2 / -1 Heh permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – deleted 3 points 1 year ago +3 / -0 ▲ 0 ▼ – WassermanSchultz 0 points 1 year ago +1 / -1 I remember that - right before the election. Good times. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – shadypollster 9 points 1 year ago +9 / -0 Look at those 400+K shares. permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – deleted 4 points 1 year ago +4 / -0 ▲ 3 ▼ – Ghost 3 points 1 year ago +3 / -0 About to hit a million. Happy Thanksgiving Babylon bee!! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – BeMyFren 7 points 1 year ago +8 / -1 His name was Seth Rich. permalink save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – MagaMan1776 6 points 1 year ago +6 / -0 Ruled a suicide permalink save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – AenAllAin 5 points 1 year ago +5 / -0 Tragic suicide! Tragic! permalink save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – Yogi 5 points 1 year ago +5 / -0 How many shots to the back of the head we talking? 4? permalink save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – hazelknut 5 points 1 year ago +5 / -0 obviously a suicide then. permalink save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – rageous 5 points 1 year ago +5 / -0 Clearly a sucide. permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – Tendies4Patriots 4 points 1 year ago +4 / -0 Arkancide permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – learntocode 4 points 1 year ago +4 / -0 Case closed, pass the stuffin. This thanksgiving there’ll be no Clinton jimmy rustlin. permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – JoePCool14 4 points 1 year ago +4 / -0 Butter didn't kill himself. permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – deleted 4 points 1 year ago +4 / -0 ▲ 3 ▼ – deleted 3 points 1 year ago +3 / -0 ▲ 2 ▼ – just_another_pede 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0 Pictures have surface of Quid Pro Joe intimately sniffing the turkey. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Barbieblonde 2 points 1 year ago +3 / -1 ROFL! OMG that is funny! ...and sad, because we all know about the Clinton Mafia. It is why they suicide'd Epstein, he would have confirmed all of our worst fears. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – MawdT20 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0 Shame, he really did have dirt on Hillary, and that's no yolk. permalink save report block reply
Was fowl play ruled out?
Heh
I remember that - right before the election. Good times.
Look at those 400+K shares.
About to hit a million. Happy Thanksgiving Babylon bee!!
His name was Seth Rich.
Ruled a suicide
Tragic suicide! Tragic!
How many shots to the back of the head we talking? 4?
obviously a suicide then.
Clearly a sucide.
Arkancide
Case closed, pass the stuffin. This thanksgiving there’ll be no Clinton jimmy rustlin.
Butter didn't kill himself.
Pictures have surface of Quid Pro Joe intimately sniffing the turkey.
ROFL! OMG that is funny! ...and sad, because we all know about the Clinton Mafia. It is why they suicide'd Epstein, he would have confirmed all of our worst fears.
Shame, he really did have dirt on Hillary, and that's no yolk.