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sunnyingreenfield 40 points ago +40 / -0

“Who brought thIs turkey???

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Cue_Cumber 2 points ago +2 / -0

The antifa twerp had better be very careful, lest someone gets confused and BAM! Next thing you know, there's a thawed turkey sitting at the table, and the "boy?" friend is being pulled out of the oven. I imagine it could be awhile before the mistake was noticed.

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DAR1783 33 points ago +33 / -0

Well, to attempt to be fair to the little brat, they have been instructed online by various sites to do just this-- Come for Thanksgiving dinner & have a tantrum.

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Magafactured 15 points ago +15 / -0

True – everyone has friends or family who are gullible, but no past generations of dummies have had to withstand these levels of propaganda from media & colleges.

I wonder if some of the Democrats billions embezzled worldwide have gone to “strengthening ties“ with our domestic news sources.

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SnacksAndViolence 18 points ago +18 / -0

Jesus Christ. I hope you see him out on the streets.

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Cue_Cumber 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only if he's driving a Canyonero: "30 feet long and four lanes wide, 65 tons of American pride." The little antifa turkey wouldn't stand a chance.

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Hankster 18 points ago +18 / -0

smack some sense into him with a drum stick, then send him home with only gravy left overs

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TrumpsWall [S] 33 points ago +33 / -0

I want to so bad. My brother’s family is here too, and he’s got his own MMA Brazilian Jujitsu gym. He’s a scary dude and very pro-Trump. I’m not sure this bearded hipster has any clue the danger he’s in ?

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Barbieblonde 16 points ago +17 / -1

That is hilarious! You win Thanksgiving! Ha! Ha! Ha! Reminds me of Ralph from the Simpsons, on the bus, meme! Except this moron has no idea at ALL! : P

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TrumpsWall [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

I’ll see if I can post a picture that doesn’t dox anybody

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Bob383 4 points ago +4 / -0

Which Ralph on the bus meme? Do you mean when they were racing an apple and an orange and he says “Go Banana!” And tries to race a banana down the aisle of the bus

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Barbieblonde 5 points ago +6 / -1

The "I'm in danger!" one, with the weed smoking bus driver.

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Sirbigusdickus 2 points ago +2 / -0

At least they had to bring their own bugs in lieu of eating turkey. They was probably protesting Thanksgiving at whole foods before they left on its bicycle from Portland.

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V_exodus 14 points ago +14 / -0

What a dumb-ass guest to bring politics to the Thanksgiving table

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OhLollyLollyPop 8 points ago +8 / -0

And rude, too. (Turn on football and shush him.)

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marsajane1949 13 points ago +13 / -0

What's wrong with your niece. Does she want to end up a loser and in jail?

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OhLollyLollyPop 7 points ago +7 / -0

Girls are drawn to these guys for sex. Just the same as hippie days.

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Bob383 6 points ago +6 / -0

But I thought they were into cuckolding?

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daty_dato 11 points ago +11 / -0

Just thank him for being able to take time away from burning down the world to join you for Thanksgiving.

Or

"Dude, I've got spare bike locks in the garage if you need a few".

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Sugardik 7 points ago +7 / -0

If I actually knew someone who was Antifa I would Cause them to regret their choices.

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iIndianaJones 6 points ago +6 / -0

Probably a good thing that sponge-cake eating douche nozzle wasn’t near my fucking Turkey.

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Aroid 3 points ago +4 / -1

Did you say anything back?

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REEEEE 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did you tell him you didn't make any soy turkey?

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paul_rick 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd have to go into my office, grab an AR, live but unchambered, set it right next to me and inform the little twit that he can be civilized, leave or suffer the consequences. If he stays mouthy, chamber a round. If he continues...

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Biglymike 1 point ago +1 / -0

Portland or here.,not all of us are soybased