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Boomerang 33 points ago +33 / -0

that's a great come back

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Please_Clap 7 points ago +7 / -0

Same type of responses this guy heard going through the airport & flying: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt1wToYKmpM

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Verrerogo 19 points ago +20 / -1

We should have a spare hat with us. Anybody who takes your hat can have it. Just put on another one.

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CovfefeNegro 42 points ago +42 / -0

Not at the prices one must pay for the hats, no. Steal my hat and you may well get 'something' to take home to show mama but probably not my hat.

Years ago a buffet-challenged black woman was triggered by my obama-joker shirt in a Fry's store. She was hollering at me and advancing on me saying she was gonna rip that offensive shirt off my back. As she came at me I laughed and said yes, the sorry SOB on my shirt was offensive, that seemed to excite her even more. As she got to me I stepped back just as she grabbed at me, she overbalanced and fell down at my feet. Then she began screaming for someone to call the police, claimed I had knocked her down.

Store manager rushed over, I'm laughing, a couple of other customers are filming, and they supported my story; I did nothing, the woman attacked me. The woman was hollering for the cops, so the manager said he'd call them but they would likely arrest her because witnesses said she was the aggressor. Yup.

Anyhow, no, the Enemy may not take my stuff, period. Not without paying a price for my troubles.

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NavyGuy 29 points ago +29 / -0

Agreed. Touch my hat and it will be your ass.

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CovfefeNegro 17 points ago +17 / -0

Thanks for your Service Navy and Happy Thanksgiving!

Air Force Vet here, sorry I missed out on the Space Force.

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Magafactured 15 points ago +15 / -0

Just noticed that the OP tweet was from a senior drill instructor at USMC Boot Camp, Paris Island. I went to Boot Camp in San Diego, so I am a “Hollywood Marine” :-) (Former)

You know a Jarhead can’t let a Squidy and a Flyboy out-thankful him the day after Thanksgiving, so I thank both you fine patriots for your service, Happy Thanksgiving, and Trump 2020, brothers! ??

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CovfefeNegro 7 points ago +7 / -0

Think Mirror, right back at you Marine!

Can you imagine a DI thinking 'Yeah, I'll just carry another cover so some Bozo can snag mines, no problem'...

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Magafactured 4 points ago +4 / -0

I know - when I first saw the post title, I thought “I’ll take things that didn’t happen for $500, Alex,” then I saw the source ?.

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GrimCovfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

“buffet-challenged” hahaha!

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Thep1mp 6 points ago +6 / -0

No. Anyone who takes my property will have some problems. I have no problem with confrontation. I don’t seek it, but I won’t back down from it. I’m your huckleberry.

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TheSwiftPepe 12 points ago +12 / -0

Great work Patriot! Everyone should be wearing their hats. Just wore mine all over Vegas the last few days. Remind people they're not alone. We're the majority

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Politiskep 11 points ago +11 / -0

In a lot of cases people are just generally hateful and latch on to whatever they think is socially acceptable. In 2016 a lot of them were convinced that it's socially acceptable to hate those MAGA hats... so it's not really about the hat, it's about the hate.

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CondeNasty 7 points ago +7 / -0

People who complain about free speech and free expression have never lived anywhere they can be killed legally for doing either.

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OhLollyLollyPop 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's just not socially acceptable to act that way in public. What happened to manners?

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catbertz 8 points ago +8 / -0

Damn that's a satisfying retort ??

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ConstitutionNailedIt 5 points ago +5 / -0

murdered by words Well done, you wonderful Pede, you...

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CondeNasty 5 points ago +5 / -0

You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. You win!

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ConsciousNomad 4 points ago +4 / -0

need to make a meme out of this great comeback!

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Unky-Herb 4 points ago +4 / -0

Beautiful

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OhLollyLollyPop 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fantastic reply! Really turns things around to where they belong.

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trumpismypresident 2 points ago +2 / -0

Proud of you pede! Thank you for your service!

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SocialismSucks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Massive mental illness when a group of people can be triggered by clothing. Losers!

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Barbieblonde 1 point ago +2 / -1

I always smile and say "Nice MAGA hat!", to the guys I see wearing them. They always beam me a smile back and say thanks.

I like them to see that we ladies truly appreciate the real men in this country. Soy is not sexy, you scrawny little leftist boys.

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AenAllAin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Preach!

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