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Kag_Maga 3 points ago +3 / -0

To paraphrase an earlier comment:

If only there were some piece of technology that could be easily carried, perhaps in a concealed manner, to allow a law abiding citizen to safely neutralize such a threat to his life and others! Can't science work on such a device??

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ArcaneWatson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ban the narwhal!

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Based_Robin_Hood 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry! I had to post this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc

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WeGoAll [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never bring a knife to Narwhal tusk fight!

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WeinerLapTop 2 points ago +2 / -0

I didnt think you would know knifey tusk?!?!

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HangtownBill 1 point ago +1 / -0

London Mayor Outlaws Narwhal Tusks.