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BlowerEricCiaramella 71 points ago +71 / -0

His actions were also extremely Islamaphobic.

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VDLPolo 47 points ago +47 / -0

You know the narwhal is their sacred creature reeeeeeeeee

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Arctic.Castle 18 points ago +18 / -0

He will get put an their Extremist watch list like the hero from 2017's London knife attack.

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anonymous 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is freaking insane

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illegalUPVOTER 26 points ago +26 / -0

67 illegal upvotes for you.

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basednorwegian 8 points ago +8 / -0

Did he have a loicence for that?

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marxwasaslob 2 points ago +2 / -0

Guy with the fire extinguisher charged with chemical warfare.

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Maythewinbewithyou 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hijacking the top comment to remind everyone that the Polish are the only reason we do not all worship a pedophile prophet.

At the the gates of Vienna in 1683 muslim armies were going to overrun Vienna and destroy Europe forever until the Winged Hussars arrived and charged the line and broke the muslim army.

This great calvary charge was Tolkien's inspiration for the scene in the Two Towers when the Riders of Rohirrim destroy the Orc army at Helms Deep.

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Leeroy_Jenkins 56 points ago +58 / -2

Polish Warrior ...?
London Bridge ...?
Narwhal Tusk ...?

This is what happens when you're <AFK> eating chicken when Jamaal is making plans!

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beefromancer 51 points ago +51 / -0

I wonder if the UK will address the issue of common sense narwhal tooth control after this event

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canarybird 29 points ago +29 / -0

They are already talking to expert Vermin Supreme about it.

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ArcaneWatson 27 points ago +27 / -0

"Sorry, but your ability to communicate with fish is of no use right now."

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garciamoreno 7 points ago +7 / -0

If they dont outright ban it and install cameras to keep people from using them, then I foresee a growth in the narwal tusk business to give people some means of self defense.

Ya know! For the part and parcel London Bridge knife attacks of course!

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polish_snausage 43 points ago +43 / -0

Soooo he just happened to have one of those.... I bet that's an interesting story in itself

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WhiplashWally 50 points ago +50 / -0

It was a decoration on the wall of a fish shop

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Anarchy404 50 points ago +50 / -0

You mean that's actually a narwhal tusk? Wow, fookin legend mate.

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SomeDiggity 50 points ago +50 / -0

Don't bring a knife to a narwhal tusk fight.

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illegalUPVOTER 30 points ago +30 / -0

Don’t even bring a swordfish to a narwhal fight.

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Mtb123 2 points ago +2 / -0

???????????

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Clabber 39 points ago +39 / -0

Clever guy . My only child lives way over there, so this type of activity very disturbing.. esp. with no gunownership there. She’s survived 9 years plus, miss her. Long time no see only child.

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alfredbester 8 points ago +8 / -0

: (

Best to you and your child, Clabber.

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lambda 38 points ago +38 / -0

There was a time when Reddit would have been really excited over a weaponized narwhal tusk.

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FluffiPuff 29 points ago +30 / -1

I'm not gonna lie - in the midst of this terrible tragedy, I'm thankful for good men and their narwhal tusks..

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thisguy883 24 points ago +24 / -0

Now they just cry because the terrorist was shot and not arrested.

You know, after the terrorist stabbed, and KILLED, a few people.

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esperhunter 11 points ago +11 / -0

he can be rehabilitated!! your privilege is showing you islamaphobe! Besides that guy clearly didn't have a permit to wield a narwhal tusk he could have killed someone

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garciamoreno 2 points ago +2 / -0

Clearly all he needs is a taxpayer provided residence and a stipend so he doesn't need to depend on working for a few years. 10 years sounds about right.

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TrudopesEyebrow 5 points ago +6 / -1

For those who didn’t see it.

>After the London jihadi kills 2 people and wounded more, 3 civilians went on offense, one man attacked the terrorist with a fire extinguisher, one went at him with his fists and the other guy used a whale tusk.

> When counter terrorism police roll up, they kindly chuck the civilian pinning down the jihadi before they put a bullet in the terrorist (slightly NSFW) , https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=46&v=pTtuf2yHKgA

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BeauBidenBrainTumor 10 points ago +11 / -1

I can hear reddit's response now: "Sure, he stopped a terrorist with a Narwhal tusk, but you're still more likely to kill an acquaintance than a burglar if you have one in your house".

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LawyersPlayDota 30 points ago +32 / -2

My people, saving Europe all over.

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SocalMAGA 22 points ago +23 / -1

I want to buy him a beer.

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alfredbester 3 points ago +4 / -1

That dude will never have to buy a beer again; just tell his story.

"And I says to him, you little goat fooker, I'm gonna run you through! And then Spray-Man hits him again, and Big Max grabs him by his scrubby, piss-soaked towel and whirls him right to the ground."

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JS_Mill 18 points ago +18 / -0

Is there video of this?

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Buddyforealdo 8 points ago +8 / -0

Is there one of the cop putting a bullet in his chest?

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JesusisKing 5 points ago +5 / -0

would never be allowed to share on redacted

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blumenkraft 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please share

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BlackJack1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love a happy ending!

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IronMaiden 6 points ago +6 / -0

Absolute mad lad.

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4WhomTheBellsTroll 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maimed by A narwhal, will go directly to Davy Jones Locker

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Magafactured 4 points ago +4 / -0

Make London Arrrrgh! Again

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Mtb123 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would pay good money to see it.

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Count_Dyscalculia 18 points ago +20 / -2

From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.

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ArcaneWatson 15 points ago +15 / -0

KAAAAAAHHHHHNNNNN!!!!!

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ConservativeCrusader 14 points ago +14 / -0

Folks, you've heard of Winged Hussars, but let me introduce you to the Tusked Hussars!

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VikingHalo45 13 points ago +13 / -0

He better flee Britain. They will arrest him for unlawfully carrying a sharp object.

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SwampSwan 12 points ago +12 / -0

A flame-shooting narwhal tusk? Coz that other guy appears to be trying to 'put out' the murderer. Won't work, probably...but the killer will have an eternity to wish it did.

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VikingHalo45 11 points ago +12 / -1

Europeans are very resourceful

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Dereliction 3 points ago +4 / -1

Necessity and oppressive bureaucrats breed the resourceful.

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Magafactured 11 points ago +12 / -1

?Let’s hear it for the Poles,
Let’s give the Poles a hand! ?

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ChrisTheSoberITGuy 10 points ago +11 / -1

You may take the Pole out of Poland, but you can never take the Poland out of the Pole. Wonder if he has a Winged Hussar ancestor?

THOSE are the people I want standing up for Europe, instead most Europeans are bending over for Achmed.

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SwampSwan 9 points ago +10 / -1

This is really a beautiful dream-meme. Excellent job!

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TinCanToNA 9 points ago +10 / -1

This is unimaginable and amazing. A true hero!

Wonder if Britain will become slightly less cucked by witnessing real men in action?

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esperhunter 11 points ago +11 / -0

britainstan has fallen. any potential men will slowly be jailed or murdered

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Magafactured 4 points ago +4 / -0

The arrestable offense is “Detectable testosterone levels while Anglo-Saxon.”

If you fail the portable blood test, you are castrated on the spot.

? “Gone, Brittania, unlikely to be saved” ?

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Skankblunt42 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hm interesting, I think the polish man has taught us all a valuable important lesson. If weapons ever get banned by the government, you can have ornamental ones on the wall ready to be pulled off in case of an emergency.

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Bogeywoods 7 points ago +7 / -0

There actually is a reason dentistry is so bad in the UK. Pull the teeth as defensive weapons of war.

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Magafactured 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s just muh common sense tooth control!

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Slick_Willy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Poland will be the springboard of a revolution that will save Europe.

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Hope 6 points ago +6 / -0

Awed by your memes. Wish I had more upvotes to give!

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Sk0rtch 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wonder if his honoration will be rescinded over based social media posts the way it happened to that Italian who shot some Jihadi.

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Grateful 5 points ago +5 / -0

Poles!! Tough, Fearless, and Admirable!

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K-Harbour 5 points ago +5 / -0

Al Hambra

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Detective51 4 points ago +4 / -0

They are going to outlaw poles now. Wait and see. Honk Honk.

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2016TrumpMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

While all the Brits stood around doing nothing for fear they'd be brought up on hate crime charges.

What I want to know is where the fuck this guy got a narwhal tusk in the middle of London Bridge?

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WarViper1337 4 points ago +4 / -0

Someone buy those patriots a beer!

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Choppa_Pilot 2 points ago +2 / -0

COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE

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Chimp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sadiq Khan doesn't know what to say lol.

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scifidude79 2 points ago +2 / -0

My dude grabbed a Narwal tusk, amazing! ha based Polock

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EmilJacobsen 2 points ago +2 / -0

God bless him.

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NPC_Spez 1 point ago +1 / -0

AND THEN THE WINGED NARWHALS ARRIVED

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Judgejude 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dame. That’s some Fucking MEDIEVAL shit.

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Mtb123 1 point ago +2 / -1

People from all over the world are getting tired of these terrorists. They are helping the police by fighting back. God bless.

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CaptainWinston 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was just walking over the bridge with my narwhal tusk when WTF...allah allah☠️?☠️?☠️?