Hijacking the top comment to remind everyone that the Polish are the only reason we do not all worship a pedophile prophet.
At the the gates of Vienna in 1683 muslim armies were going to overrun Vienna and destroy Europe forever until the Winged Hussars arrived and charged the line and broke the muslim army.
This great calvary charge was Tolkien's inspiration for the scene in the Two Towers when the Riders of Rohirrim destroy the Orc army at Helms Deep.
If they dont outright ban it and install cameras to keep people from using them, then I foresee a growth in the narwal tusk business to give people some means of self defense.
Ya know! For the part and parcel London Bridge knife attacks of course!
Clever guy . My only child lives way over there, so this type of activity very disturbing.. esp. with no gunownership there. She’s survived 9 years plus, miss her. Long time no see only child.
he can be rehabilitated!! your privilege is showing you islamaphobe! Besides that guy clearly didn't have a permit to wield a narwhal tusk he could have killed someone
Clearly all he needs is a taxpayer provided residence and a stipend so he doesn't need to depend on working for a few years. 10 years sounds about right.
>After the London jihadi kills 2 people and wounded more, 3 civilians went on offense, one man attacked the terrorist with a fire extinguisher, one went at him with his fists and the other guy used a whale tusk.
I can hear reddit's response now: "Sure, he stopped a terrorist with a Narwhal tusk, but you're still more likely to kill an acquaintance than a burglar if you have one in your house".
That dude will never have to buy a beer again; just tell his story.
"And I says to him, you little goat fooker, I'm gonna run you through! And then Spray-Man hits him again, and Big Max grabs him by his scrubby, piss-soaked towel and whirls him right to the ground."
A flame-shooting narwhal tusk? Coz that other guy appears to be trying to 'put out' the murderer. Won't work, probably...but the killer will have an eternity to wish it did.
Hm interesting, I think the polish man has taught us all a valuable important lesson. If weapons ever get banned by the government, you can have ornamental ones on the wall ready to be pulled off in case of an emergency.
His actions were also extremely Islamaphobic.
You know the narwhal is their sacred creature reeeeeeeeee
He will get put an their Extremist watch list like the hero from 2017's London knife attack.
That is freaking insane
67 illegal upvotes for you.
Did he have a loicence for that?
Guy with the fire extinguisher charged with chemical warfare.
Hijacking the top comment to remind everyone that the Polish are the only reason we do not all worship a pedophile prophet.
At the the gates of Vienna in 1683 muslim armies were going to overrun Vienna and destroy Europe forever until the Winged Hussars arrived and charged the line and broke the muslim army.
This great calvary charge was Tolkien's inspiration for the scene in the Two Towers when the Riders of Rohirrim destroy the Orc army at Helms Deep.
Polish Warrior ...?
London Bridge ...?
Narwhal Tusk ...?
This is what happens when you're <AFK> eating chicken when Jamaal is making plans!
https://youtu.be/yOMj7WttkOA (5 sec)
I wonder if the UK will address the issue of common sense narwhal tooth control after this event
They are already talking to expert Vermin Supreme about it.
"Sorry, but your ability to communicate with fish is of no use right now."
If they dont outright ban it and install cameras to keep people from using them, then I foresee a growth in the narwal tusk business to give people some means of self defense.
Ya know! For the part and parcel London Bridge knife attacks of course!
Soooo he just happened to have one of those.... I bet that's an interesting story in itself
It was a decoration on the wall of a fish shop
You mean that's actually a narwhal tusk? Wow, fookin legend mate.
Don't bring a knife to a narwhal tusk fight.
Don’t even bring a swordfish to a narwhal fight.
???????????
Clever guy . My only child lives way over there, so this type of activity very disturbing.. esp. with no gunownership there. She’s survived 9 years plus, miss her. Long time no see only child.
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Best to you and your child, Clabber.
There was a time when Reddit would have been really excited over a weaponized narwhal tusk.
I'm not gonna lie - in the midst of this terrible tragedy, I'm thankful for good men and their narwhal tusks..
Now they just cry because the terrorist was shot and not arrested.
You know, after the terrorist stabbed, and KILLED, a few people.
he can be rehabilitated!! your privilege is showing you islamaphobe! Besides that guy clearly didn't have a permit to wield a narwhal tusk he could have killed someone
Clearly all he needs is a taxpayer provided residence and a stipend so he doesn't need to depend on working for a few years. 10 years sounds about right.
For those who didn’t see it.
>After the London jihadi kills 2 people and wounded more, 3 civilians went on offense, one man attacked the terrorist with a fire extinguisher, one went at him with his fists and the other guy used a whale tusk.
> When counter terrorism police roll up, they kindly chuck the civilian pinning down the jihadi before they put a bullet in the terrorist (slightly NSFW) , https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=46&v=pTtuf2yHKgA
I can hear reddit's response now: "Sure, he stopped a terrorist with a Narwhal tusk, but you're still more likely to kill an acquaintance than a burglar if you have one in your house".
My people, saving Europe all over.
I want to buy him a beer.
That dude will never have to buy a beer again; just tell his story.
"And I says to him, you little goat fooker, I'm gonna run you through! And then Spray-Man hits him again, and Big Max grabs him by his scrubby, piss-soaked towel and whirls him right to the ground."
Is there video of this?
Is there one of the cop putting a bullet in his chest?
As a matter of fact, yes there is
would never be allowed to share on redacted
Please share
I love a happy ending!
Absolute mad lad.
Maimed by A narwhal, will go directly to Davy Jones Locker
Make London Arrrrgh! Again
I would pay good money to see it.
From Hell's heart, I stab at thee; For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.
KAAAAAAHHHHHNNNNN!!!!!
Folks, you've heard of Winged Hussars, but let me introduce you to the Tusked Hussars!
He better flee Britain. They will arrest him for unlawfully carrying a sharp object.
A flame-shooting narwhal tusk? Coz that other guy appears to be trying to 'put out' the murderer. Won't work, probably...but the killer will have an eternity to wish it did.
Europeans are very resourceful
Necessity and oppressive bureaucrats breed the resourceful.
?Let’s hear it for the Poles,
Let’s give the Poles a hand! ?
You may take the Pole out of Poland, but you can never take the Poland out of the Pole. Wonder if he has a Winged Hussar ancestor?
THOSE are the people I want standing up for Europe, instead most Europeans are bending over for Achmed.
This is really a beautiful dream-meme. Excellent job!
This is unimaginable and amazing. A true hero!
Wonder if Britain will become slightly less cucked by witnessing real men in action?
britainstan has fallen. any potential men will slowly be jailed or murdered
The arrestable offense is “Detectable testosterone levels while Anglo-Saxon.”
If you fail the portable blood test, you are castrated on the spot.
? “Gone, Brittania, unlikely to be saved” ?
Hm interesting, I think the polish man has taught us all a valuable important lesson. If weapons ever get banned by the government, you can have ornamental ones on the wall ready to be pulled off in case of an emergency.
There actually is a reason dentistry is so bad in the UK. Pull the teeth as defensive weapons of war.
It’s just muh common sense tooth control!
Poland will be the springboard of a revolution that will save Europe.
Awed by your memes. Wish I had more upvotes to give!
I wonder if his honoration will be rescinded over based social media posts the way it happened to that Italian who shot some Jihadi.
Poles!! Tough, Fearless, and Admirable!
Al Hambra
They are going to outlaw poles now. Wait and see. Honk Honk.
While all the Brits stood around doing nothing for fear they'd be brought up on hate crime charges.
What I want to know is where the fuck this guy got a narwhal tusk in the middle of London Bridge?
Someone buy those patriots a beer!
COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE
Sadiq Khan doesn't know what to say lol.
My dude grabbed a Narwal tusk, amazing! ha based Polock
God bless him.
AND THEN THE WINGED NARWHALS ARRIVED
Dame. That’s some Fucking MEDIEVAL shit.
People from all over the world are getting tired of these terrorists. They are helping the police by fighting back. God bless.
I was just walking over the bridge with my narwhal tusk when WTF...allah allah☠️?☠️?☠️?