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posted ago by GernBlanston ago by GernBlanston +170 / -0

Good on him but who the fuck carries around a fucking Narwhal tusk? He probably has been telling his wife for years, "someday baby I'm gonna need this thing".

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Redmoon 14 points ago +21 / -7

He grabbed it off a display rack in a nearby building.

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Cianevalies 14 points ago +14 / -0

Watch him get charged with theft

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DonaldHonestAbeTrump 11 points ago +11 / -0

Greta and PETA will be protesting

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GernBlanston [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

Damn, what the fuck, incredible.

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GernBlanston [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

The picture I see is and should be the photo of the year. A guy spraying a fire extinguisher and a dude with an enormous tusk; trying to subdue this terrorist. It really sums up Europe right now, clown world.

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EowynOfRohan 11 points ago +11 / -0

Let's make our own awards. Don't let your memes be dreams!

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WeebForTrump 11 points ago +11 / -0

It would be interesting to know the story behind that. Side note: It's getting harder to distinguish between satire and reality.

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Harcerz 11 points ago +11 / -0

He probably carries two of them on a normal day but was in a hurry and had to leave the home with just one.

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WisestGuru93 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ban assault Narwhal tusks!

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3dprintrguy 7 points ago +7 / -0

He's a Polish immigrant working as a chef at the restaurant next to the attack which has the narwhal tusk on display. He heard the commotion, grabbed the tusk, and bolted into action. He's a true hero. The Muslim terrorist apparently had a fake suicide bomb vest, so this makes it an even more heroic event.

Unfortunately, the narwhal dude probably had planned to use the tusk in the event of an attack on his restaurant, as he is denied his natural right to defensive weaponry in the UK.

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GernBlanston [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Amazing. I have heard many times that Poland is one of the last decent European countries left.

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catbertz 5 points ago +5 / -0

That chap does NOT have a license for that assault tusk. ?