744
Comments (23)
sorted by:
15
Based_Robin_Hood 15 points ago +15 / -0

It's Fingers Malarkey!

13
DunDunDuuuuuuuuun [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

Joe graduates from sniffer to biter.

13
Bucktooth34 13 points ago +13 / -0

If you look closely he's doing both in the picture.

8
deleted 8 points ago +8 / -0
4
Guac_Emperor 4 points ago +4 / -0

Snite, or Biff?

11
DunDunDuuuuuuuuun [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Those aren't Corn Pops, Joe.

11
Killer 11 points ago +11 / -0

why is it so hard for him to act normal

2
Anyslogan 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s a really good question. He thinks this makes him look playful and funny. This just comes off as weird and inappropriate. Talk about poor judgment.

8
GrumpyAmerican 8 points ago +8 / -0

He looks a little dazed and confused.

4
SwampSwan 4 points ago +4 / -0

aka SNAFU

7
SwampSwan 7 points ago +7 / -0

Some lady noodled a mossyback Joe Bitem - then couldn't shake it off her hand!

Word on the skreet is it was a bad dude, swam with a buncha bad boys..learned all about roaches and little kids when he was just a tadpole.

Fun facts: the Joe Bitem has a keen sense of smell, is not overly intelligent, and your bait of choice should be white, occasionally yellow. No black or brown bait will work on this species. Blacks & Browns will be totally ignored by the j. bitem according to experts familiar with its thinking and mating patterns.

edit: a letter 's'

7
Heavenlyspawn12 7 points ago +7 / -0

I mean, seriously Joe....

5
ArtLife 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just when you think he couldn't get any more disgusting. I'm glad I've never had to be any where near him. The bad vibes of Moloch must just ooze out of him. :::shiver::: When I was a waitress I had a customer and he gave me that sort of creepy evil vibe although he was polite enough. Some weeks later he was arrested for being a molester.

5
Dadgeek65 5 points ago +5 / -0

He knows where those fingers were a few minutes before the speech.

5
flipping_some_tables 5 points ago +5 / -0

Me: how many fingers Joe?

Joe: 3, oh...., 3?, 3??, OH......

4
booblitchutz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Coot

3
mattman50 3 points ago +3 / -0

Joe Biten

2
RU_joe_king 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rush has been calling him Joe Biteme for years.

2
rx1994z 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump needs to tweet this immediately!

2
CmonPeopleGetReal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol that pandering with the Iowa hat.

2
_deleted_ 2 points ago +3 / -1

"No Malarkey" is a pedophile dog whistle.