Some lady noodled a mossyback Joe Bitem - then couldn't shake it off her hand!

Word on the skreet is it was a bad dude, swam with a buncha bad boys..learned all about roaches and little kids when he was just a tadpole.

Fun facts: the Joe Bitem has a keen sense of smell, is not overly intelligent, and your bait of choice should be white, occasionally yellow. No black or brown bait will work on this species. Blacks & Browns will be totally ignored by the j. bitem according to experts familiar with its thinking and mating patterns.

edit: a letter 's'